Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love for their girlfriend and friends, like “I love my gf @f3mm3bait” and “something I made for wifey but you guys can have it too”.
- Creative fanartist: Regularly posts art and doodles such as “doodles #homestuck” and “Finding so much old art shivers.”.
- Protective advocate: Calls out unsafe behavior and poor boundaries, for example “Don't ERP with random people on parodystufk?... Esp when you don't know their age?”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows deep emotional engagement with Homestuck and Stranger Things, like “still gooning to commander karkat #loyal” and “Mike wheeler deserves better”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of joy, longing, and nostalgia, such as “Oh my god . I miss her.” and “He's so cute . I miss him”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses violent phrasing toward others, e.g. “I will beat you with a block of cement” and “Y'all need to be slaughtered I'm so deadass”.
- Harsh judgment: Sometimes disparages characters or people bluntly, like “She is so ugly . Does not deserved to be reposted” and “Why is this dude such a crybaby bitch”.
- Self-destructive humor: Bio mentions being “a threat to myself and others” and they link to “What if I JUST thing to wake up to EVER OMG.” with KMS.best, implying self-harm jokes.
- Conflict-oriented: Leans into combative stances in fandom debates, such as “If you use he on beforus karkat I will kill you like genuinely bro” and “You are just choosing to be stupid at this point omg”.
- Negativity focus: Often centers on hate or wishing harm on fictional characters, like “Hope steve dies this seaspn..” and “Angela deserved that concussion #idgaf”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user’s mix of chaotic humor, impulsive posting, and casually aggressive jokes lines up best with Bart Simpson. They’re loudly opinionated and unfiltered, threatening to “beat you with a block of cement” over fandom takes in “Pleade stop making masky and hoodie a proxy . I will beat you with a block of cement” and saying “Angela deserved that concussion #idgaf”, which feels very Bart-ish in its provocativeness and dark humor. They constantly clown on characters and other fans, like “You are just choosing to be stupid at this point omg like literally” and “Why is this dude such a crybaby bitch”, echoing Bart’s habit of mocking authority and peers. At the same time, there’s clear affection and loyalty under the snark: they gush about partners and comforts in tweets like “This girl so sweet she has me giggling kicking my feet and blushing into a pillow” and “I love my gf @f3mm3bait”, similar to how Bart quietly cares about people close to him. Overall, the combination of edgy jokes, dramatic reactions, fandom obsession, and a buried soft side fits Bart far better than more earnest characters like Lisa or more responsible ones like Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introvert (I) – They talk a lot about niche fandoms, private feelings, and online drama rather than in-person social life or big groups, and their affection is directed to a small circle (e.g., their gf, close friends) rather than broad socializing, like in “This girl so sweet she has me giggling kicking my feet and blushing into a pillow all on a wednesday at 11:37 pm while it should be my bedtime”. Intuition (N) – Their focus is on characters, symbolism, and ‘kinning’ rather than concrete details, and they enjoy theoretical/interpretive takes on media, as in “Dirk is very complex but calling Roxy (probably the most complex of the alpha kids?) not interesting is so odd” and “I think feeling bad about what vriska experienced … and acknowledging what she did to tavros was disgusting, are both sentences that can co exist”. Feeling (F) – They consistently lead with emotional reactions, moral outrage, and empathy (even for controversial characters), shown in tweets like “I think feeling bad about what vriska experienced… and acknowledging what she did to tavros was disgusting, are both sentences that can co exist” and their concern about boundaries in “Don't ERP with random people on parodystufk? I can't believe this has to be said??Esp when you don't know their age? The fuck??”. While very blunt and sometimes aggressive (“You are just choosing to be stupid at this point omg like literally”), the underlying motive is values-driven rather than detached logic. Perceiving (P) – Their timeline is full of spontaneous reactions, mood swings, and unfiltered posting (e.g. “JUST PIST MY FUCKING MENE GOD” and “Oh my fuck my disc won't work I hope it gets fixed by morning”), with little sign of structured planning or organization. Taken together—introspective, values-driven, imaginative/media-focused, and spontaneous—they most closely resemble an INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re over there gooning to Commander Karkat and threatening people who call Beforus Karkat ‘he’, and I’m over here like… when do I get drafted as your official moirail/gf add‑on?
- You said you’d beat people with a block of cement for calling Masky and Hoodie proxies — if I promise to get all the creepypasta lore right, will you go MarbleHornets‑watching with me and let me be your terrified little cameraman?
- ‘17 and coming clean for the first time’ but still defending Vriska nuance, Mike Wheeler, and trans Jay… honestly that’s the real reason I wanna kiss you, your media takes are hotter than any pfp you could put on.
- You frolick around in the alexdori fields, miss Benatar and Alex, and kin Karkat and Dirk… statistically speaking, the next thing you should be obsessed with is me, I don’t make the Homestuck math.
- You said you’re still gooning to Commander Karkat and that Mike Wheeler is always right — so if I say ‘going out with me is objectively the correct narrative choice’, that means you’re legally obligated to agree, right?
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Your new Twitter bio
Homestuck & Stranger Things analyst, part-time artist, full-time Mike Wheeler defender. Once stayed up all night arguing about Vriska and didn’t regret it.– @8utch8ait
Your signature cocktail
EUEUEU Demigirl Goon-Juice
This chaotic little drink is built on blackberry gin for their emo, Homestuck-and-Stranger-Things-core fixation, like “still gooning to commander karkat #loyal” and “Mike wheeler deserves better”. Sour cherry liqueur brings in the messy, intense feelings and self-destructive humor of “a threat to myself and others” and the dramatic “KMS.best”. Blue raspberry soda captures their hyper, all-caps keysmash energy in posts like “EUEUEUEUEUEEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEYEY” and the way they gush about ships and characters nonstop. Edible silver glitter is for the unapologetically loud fandom sparkle of “I need to post my yumeship fnaf slop on here more . Mikedori you are loved never” and their alexdoritwt identity. Finally, an aggressively squeezed lime wedge adds a sharp, slightly mean bite that fits tweets like “Y'all need to be slaughtered I'm so deadass” and “Angela deserved that concussion #idgaf”, making the cocktail strong, sweet-sour, and just a bit dangerous—exactly like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their posting style is impulsive, confrontational, and driven by a strong sense of what’s right or wrong, which aligns closely with Gryffindor traits. They repeatedly frame disagreements in almost combative moral terms, e.g. threatening to “beat you with a block of cement” over creepypasta mischaracterization in “Pleade stop making masky and hoodie a proxy . I will beat you with a block of cement” and saying “You are just choosing to be stupid at this point omg like literally”. They are willing to publicly call out harmful behavior in fandom spaces, such as age-unsafe ERP, in “Don't ERP with random people on parodystufk? I can't believe this has to be said??Esp when you don't know their age? The fuck??”, which shows a readiness to stand up for their principles even aggressively. Their threats and hyperbolic violence toward disliked characters or takes — like “If you use he on beforus karkat I will kill you like genuinely bro” and “Y'all need to be slaughtered I'm so deadass” — are exaggerated fandom rhetoric, but they reveal a bold, head-on style more than careful diplomacy. While they clearly have loyalties and creativity, the dominant throughline is loud, reactive courage in defending their faves and beliefs, which most strongly fits Gryffindor over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them best is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. They explicitly shout out MCR in “Besides like mcr . Mcr cool”, signaling a clear emo/punk sensibility that matches the song’s attitude. Their timeline is loud, chaotic, and irreverent, full of all-caps outbursts like “EUEUEUEUEUEEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEYEY” and threats like “You are just choosing to be stupid at this point omg like literally”, which mirrors the song’s aggressive, rebellious energy. The track’s themes of teenage anger, feeling scrutinized, and lashing out fit with posts such as “I would pull a Larry Johnson omg bruh” and “Y'all need to be slaughtered I'm so deadass”. At the same time, their affection for their girlfriend and friends in tweets like “something I made for wifey but you guys can have it too” hints at the vulnerable softness underneath the edgy exterior, just like the emotional core behind MCR’s snarky, confrontational lyrics.
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