Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Regional Pride: He shows deep appreciation for his home, calling “New England is subjectively and objectively the most delightful and splendid region”.
- Historical Knowledge: He contextualizes modern identity through historical texts, citing “Theodore Roosevelt [Naval War of 1812]”.
- Decisive Leadership: He adopts a protective role for his community, stating “my men will muster to drive back any who threaten our sovereignty”.
- Cultural Conviction: He maintains a consistent ideological framework regarding “English Protestant values” as the foundation of his nation.
- Institutional Skepticism: He critically analyzes power structures, noting how “opinion curating institutions” influence the elite class.
Weaknesses:
- Ethnocentric Bias: He dismisses the value of people based on origin, claiming a “Chinese person (regardless of politics) can never be” truly American.
- Aggressive Rhetoric: He uses violent imagery and insults, such as “sink our teeth in” and using the slur “retarded”.
- Exclusionary Nationalism: He advocates for extreme measures like “massive de naturalization and deportation campaigns” against those he deems interlopers.
- Pro-Colonial Sentiment: He expresses a controversial desire for the continuation of empire, stating “Decolonization was not inevitable” regarding Africa.
- Xenophobic Hostility: He uses derogatory terms for foreign groups, such as “Jeets will unplug your grandmother”.
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Sideshow Bob
Like Robert Terwilliger, this user combines high-brow intellectualism with a reactionary, elitist disdain for the modern state of society. He views himself as a refined 'Lord Protector' of heritage, much like Bob’s obsession with high culture and his belief that the 'unwashed masses' are destroying the country. This is evident when he claims that “America was founded on English Protestant values” and dismisses those he views as “foreign Interlopers”. Both the user and the character share a radical commitment to their 'noble' cause, with the user even declaring his “men will muster to drive back any who threaten our sovereignty” as a self-appointed Head of State.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Winthrop exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary intellectual pursuits and a rejection of popular social consensus, such as his “lines of coke off the 2015 widescreen blueray copy of Master and Commander” post. His Intuitive side is shown in his preoccupation with abstract historical continuity and grand theories, claiming “American history begins in the mid 5th century with the Anglo Saxon invasion of Britain.” He prioritizes Thinking by making blunt, logic-driven (if controversial) arguments about demographics and statecraft, notably stating that “'Judeo Christian' is an entirely meaningless term” in favor of specific cultural values. Finally, his Judging trait is evident in his structured vision for a “Commonwealth of New England” and his urgent, plan-oriented warning that “There is no 2032 if we get crushed in 2026 and 2028.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Commonwealth of New England? Because I’d happily recognize your sovereignty and let you be my Lord Protector any day. 🌲
- I promise I’m not a 'foreign interloper,' but I’d still love to be part of your founding stock—how about we start our own little high-trust society?
- Forget the 5th-century Anglo-Saxon invasion; the only consequential event in my history books is the moment you marched into my timeline.
- Is your heart the 2015 widescreen Blu-ray copy of Master and Commander? Because I’d love to do lines of... high-quality conversation off of you while we watch the deleted scenes.
- They say 'Judeo-Christian' is a meaningless term, but the chemistry between us is an objective fact that even Theodore Roosevelt would find splendid.
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From the 1620 fleet to the 2026 Commonwealth. I once tried explaining to a tourist that American history began in the 5th century—they didn't get it. 🌲🏛️🛡️– @_1620anglo
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The Founding Stock Old Fashioned
This drink is a sturdy, traditionalist blend designed for the 'Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of New England' who views 'English Protestant values' as the only legitimate foundation for the nation. The cider base honors a region he calls the 'most delightful and splendid' in the states, while the dry gin reflects his belief that 'American history begins in the mid 5th century' with the Anglo-Saxon invasion. It is a bitter and potent concoction, mirroring his aggressive stance against 'foreign Interlopers' and his readiness to 'take up arms' for his heritage. Served without 'Reddit vexillology' flair, it is a drink for a man who believes 'Beowulf was the First American'.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Winthrop 🌲 demonstrates the core Slytherin traits of leadership, ambition, and an intense focus on ancestral lineage and 'founding stock.' His acceptance of the title “Head of State for the Commonwealth of New England” and his command that “my men will muster to drive back any who threaten our sovereignty” reflect a cunning, territorial leadership style. He prioritizes ingroup preservation, arguing that “the biggest threat to the liberty of the American people is every percentage point increase in the non white population,” displaying a 'pure-blood' mentality regarding national identity. Furthermore, his strategic mindset is evident in his warning that “blood is in the water and unless we sink our teeth in, blood will be the only red we ever see again,” showcasing the resourcefulness and ruthlessness typical of House Slytherin.
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Rule, Britannia! - Thomas Arne
This song perfectly encapsulates Winthrop’s identity as a self-proclaimed “Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of New England” who views the region through the lens of English ancestral heritage. The lyrics’ focus on never being in 'bondage' aligns with his radical stance that “WE ARE FREE MEN IN A FREE COUNTRY” and his belief that American history truly “begins in the mid 5th century with the Anglo Saxon invasion of Britain.” His obsession with 'founding stock' and English values is further mirrored in the song's triumphalist tone, especially when he argues for “massive de naturalization and deportation campaigns” to protect his vision of a sovereign, Anglo-centric state. Ultimately, the song’s themes of maritime power and cultural exceptionalism suit a user who claims to be the “Heir of the Mayflower and Son of the Winthrop Fleet.”
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