
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Their energy and chaotic playfulness most closely match Bart Simpson. They constantly joke about violence in an unserious, cartoonish way, like “I'll break your left arm” and “*bites your arm off and runs away”, which feels very Bart-like mischief rather than real malice. They also love provoking friends for fun, calling it “Gaslighting at its finest :3” and saying “Me ragebaiting @SosLaiik @kjkkyuri...”, echoing Bart’s habit of teasing and stirring trouble. At the same time, they’re affectionate and attached to their friends and fandoms, as seen in “New pfp matching with mi favoomf @riyukjkk :3 mi bunny <3” and “Aww thank you good oomf, ily <3333”, showing a softer, loyal side similar to Bart’s bond with his closest people. Their dramatic caps-lock outbursts like “SUEGIKU SUEGIKU SUEGIKU AAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “I'M FREE!!” also fit Bart’s over-the-top, excitable personality more than any other core Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage friends, tag oomfs, and playfully dramatize interactions, e.g. “Me ragebaiting @SosLaiik @kjkkyuri @BikkkiT @L0b0t0mizedincz @yzztar be like” and “What can we say, we liek fighting. And we DO NOT flirt.”, showing energy gained from social banter rather than quiet reflection. Their humor, fandom obsession, and imaginative framing of situations indicate Intuition over Sensing: they hyperfixate on ships and meta (e.g. “This is soukoku” and “After watching Assassination classroom… when chuuya appeared I got my life turned upside down.”), focusing on narrative and meaning rather than concrete, practical details. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotions, relationships, and affection: “Aww thank you good oomf, ily <3333” and “I'm gonna miss my soulmate oomf. </3” show deep concern for emotional bonds over detached logic. Finally, their timeline looks spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they jump from uni/earthquake updates to chaotic memes and fandom screaming (e.g. “SUEGIKU SUEGIKU SUEGIKU AAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “Going home again cause uni shut down for earthquake :3”), and even admit struggling with order, as in “I suck at digital drawing 😭😭 Am I...... old?”. Putting these together, ENFP – the enthusiastic, fandom-loving, emotionally expressive social butterfly – fits them best.

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22 | she/her | Physics student powered by coffee and BSD brainrot. Once mistook Coriolis force for a personality trait. Art, uni chaos & soukoku debates.– @_4taintedsorrow

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with blood orange juice for their playful chaos and love of weird food specifics, inspired by “I love eating naked oranges.”. A generous pour of spiced dark rum mirrors their intense, slightly unhinged Port Mafia energy and violent jokes like “I'mma beat the shit outta you” and “Congratulations you're armless now🎉🎉”. Blackberry liqueur nods to their tight-knit berry friend group, as in “Strawberry… Blueberry… Raspberry… Blackberry… Mint”, and adds a dark sweetness like their chuucest obsession in “CHUUCEST CHUUCEST CHUUCEST AAAAAAAAA”. The tonic water with edible glitter captures their excitable timeline—ALL CAPS, multi-colored hearts, and “I CAN'T SS BUT WHEN YOU LIKE IT GIVES MULTI COLOR BALLS THEN THE BALLS TURNS INTO MULTICOLORED HEART”. Finally, a dash of chili or ginger syrup gives it a sharp kick, just like their feral flirt-fight energy in tweets such as “*bites your arm off and runs away” and the constant Soukoku yelling in “soukoku kiss uwu”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center friendships and emotional bonds, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They often celebrate and appreciate specific friends, like calling Riyu their “favoomf” and “mi bunny” in “New pfp matching with mi favoomf @riyukjkk :3 mi bunny <3” and feeling genuinely lonely when Riyu is gone in “Sigh.....it's so lonely without riyu. Imma hop off this app.”. They show sustained, almost stubborn loyalty and affection to their circle by repeatedly dedicating posts and inside jokes to oomfs, such as the berry group post “It's me and my oomf Strawberry ... Raspberry ... Blackberry ... Mint” and defending/teasing friends in a playful, protective way in “What can we say, we liek fighting. And we DO NOT flirt.”. Their gratitude and warmth are also very Hufflepuff: they gush over small kindnesses in tweets like “Aww thank you good oomf, ily <3333” and “Thank you thank you so much🥹🥹”. While they show some Ravenclaw traits (complaining about Coriolis force in “Simple my ass, coriolis force is hard after 😒” and mentioning physics), their dominant patterns are loyalty, affection, and a strong focus on maintaining close relationships—core Hufflepuff values.

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The best fit is “Enemy” because it captures the chaotic, dramatic, anime-coded energy they live in. Their whole account revolves around intense rival/partner dynamics like soukoku and port mafia vibes, shown by tweets such as “This is soukoku” and “What can we say, we liek fighting. And we DO NOT flirt.”, which mirror the love–hate tension in the song. The lyrics about being seen as the villain and thriving in that role suit a user whose location is “Port Mafia” and who writes things like “I'mma beat the shit outta you” and “I WILL FINISH YOU!!” in a playful, over-the-top way. Their dramatic caps, obsession with morally grey characters, and delight in chaotic scenarios (“Gaslighting at its finest :3”) all line up with the song’s themes of conflict, intensity, and owning your ‘enemy’ persona.

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