Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Openly shares feelings and daily life, e.g. “i hate how social it is i hate that there are things i wish to say but cannot for fear or judgement i hate you all (i actually luh you all sm…” and “do you share your feelings on the internet? 💬 Yes”.
- Affectionate: Frequently tells mutuals they’re loved, like “Okay byebye twitter… Also I love you all very much” and multiple “gn ily” posts such as “Gn ily”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, absurd jokes and self‑aware humor, e.g. “question if i asked would any of you call me daddy (AS A JOKE)” and “Look at mr ball tickler over here”.
- Caring: Shows concern for others’ safety and boundaries, like “Please get out of my walls you might get hurt 💔” and calling out posting kids without consent in “Could we NOT post children on sites without their consent or knowledge”.
- Creative: Draws, posts art, and talks about digital art, e.g. “Drew an eye”, “chat should i srsly consider getting back into digital art”, and filling sketch pages in “I’m going to fill the page”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑loathing: Describes self with harsh insults like “I am a beachball” and repeated “fat chud” in “I’m such a fat chud”.
- Suicidal_ideation: Mentions wanting to die or kill themselves, e.g. “I wanna kms” and “then I’m killing myself so I die beautiful”.
- Self‑harm_risk: References harming or wanting to harm themself, such as “Cut my shoulder w a chipped blade 😛 wish I would cut my forearm but oh well” and “seeing myself… makes me ill and I feel like harming myself :p”.
- Body_dysmorphia: Fixates negatively on body size and appearance, e.g. “my body is so big my face is so fat and round I am a beachball” and “i hate the fat on my body sm”.
- Unhealthy_coping: Uses smoking and energy drinks while unwell instead of rest or food, like “Smoking now 😛” and “ive just had energy drinks without eating so i'll be fine later i think”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, and very online/chronically thinking. Like Lisa, they mix self-deprecating insecurity with a sharp, aware mind, e.g. asking people to validate that they’re right and smart: “Guys tell me I’m right and I’m smart bc I am”. Their emotional openness and tendency to overshare feelings online mirrors Lisa’s habit of processing everything out loud: “I was on call w a friend yesterday and kept having to turn my cam off becoz I feel like a big fat chud and seeing myself for too long genuinely makes me ill and I feel like harming myself :p”. They also show a strong sense of justice about social issues, like calling out adults sexualizing minors: “gen so sick of idiots on twitter (theyre saying a 15 year old probably provoked a 40 year old to aproach them with sexual intentions because theyre the sluttiest.. at 15)” and criticizing posting kids without consent: “Could we NOT post children on sites without their consent or knowledge especially if it’s to ridicule them”. Their mix of joking, loneliness, and wanting to be loved — like “None of you love me back 😕😒 guess I’ll just go k m s” — fits Lisa’s combination of precocious wit and deep-seated need for connection.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their social life is mostly online, and they mention struggling with calls and self‑image, e.g. feeling sick seeing themselves on camera in “I was on call w a friend yesterday and kept having to turn my cam off becoz I feel like a big fat chud and seeing myself for too long genuinely makes me ill and I feel like harming myself :p”, which suggests a preference for mediated/controlled interaction rather than high-energy external engagement. Their focus is more on personal feelings, body image, and inner states than on concrete sensory detail or long-term plans, which fits Intuition over Sensing, as seen in idealistic, future‑oriented fantasies like “When I lose weight anf I become pretty I’m whoring myself out so I can get tattoos and piercings and then I’m killing myself so I die beautiful”. They clearly prioritize emotions and interpersonal dynamics, showing a strong Feeling preference: they care about fairness and harm (““Could we NOT post children on sites without their consent or knowledge especially if it’s to ridicule them”) and openly share vulnerabilities, e.g. “❓ what's ur secret to staying strong 💬 I’m not strong and I don’t have a secret”. Their life appears spontaneous and unstructured rather than planned, aligning with Perceiving: they often stay up late, randomly decide to bake or draw (“Blehh I’m gonna watch yt and do cookie now”, “pluh imma go draw”), and frequently forget or delay responsibilities, like missing a call to their dad in “Was supposed to call my dad but I slept all day”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, idealistic/self‑narrative focus, and loose, impulsive daily structure best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re a ‘fat chud beachball,’ then I’m clearly into extreme sports, because I keep rolling back to your account like it’s the only place gravity works.
- You’re over there filling pages with doodles and cutting up Monster cans, meanwhile I’m just trying to figure out how to cut in line for a spot in your DMs.
- You say you’re not strong and have no secret, but I watched you survive porn bots, family chaos, body image hell, and still bake cookies for everyone—if that’s not strength, I don’t know what is. Can I be your reward cookie?
- You’re sitting in the same spot all day till your ass hurts, eating frozen blueberries and calling yourself a loser freak, and I’m just here like: that’s not a red flag, that’s my dream co-op campaign.
- You’ve got 8 Twitters, 16 Gmails and a whole army of alts arguing with themselves; how about we simplify your life and I just become your main character arc?
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • Aotearoa NZ | Somehow juggling 16 emails, too many alts & a cookie addiction. Draws at 2am, overthinks at 3am, still shows up online.– @___emoFREAK___
Your signature cocktail
itty bitty Emo Freakshake
This cocktail starts with vodka infused with frozen blueberries for their midnight snack vibes and self-indulgent comfort, inspired by them “Eating frozen blueberries bc they’re yummy (Idk I feel like being a fat fuck tn)”. An espresso shot captures their nocturnal, wired energy and 2AM kitchen cleaning, like when they were “Felt crappy so now I’m eating and then I’m gonna clean the kitchen :p (It’s almost 2AM also I stole my moms phone bc mine is dead)”. Dark chocolate liqueur adds sweetness with a bitter edge, mirroring their mix of affection and self-loathing in lines like “None of you love me back 😕😒 guess I’ll just go k m s” and “I hate the fat on my body sm”. A splash of sour cherry juice represents their sharp humor and dramatic emo flair when they say things like “Look at mr ball tickler over here” and “A man like this can suck my dick”. Finally, whipped cream dusted with edible glitter sits on top for their playful, attention-craving, slightly chaotic persona, echoing their need for validation in “Guys tell me I’m right and I’m smart bc I am” and “Guys is this funny or do I just look stupid? (…tell me I’m funny even if it’s a lie)”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jen shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty and warmth toward others, even while being very self-deprecating. They repeatedly express affection for their online friends and mutuals, like when they say “Okay byebye twitter idk if I’ll be on much this weekend so I wanted to let y’all know now Also I love you all very much” and sign off with “Gn ily”. They also care about fairness and protecting others, criticizing people who blame minors for adult misconduct in “gen so sick of idiots on twitter (theyre saying a 15 year old probably provoked a 40 year old to aproach them with sexual intentions because theyre the sluttiest.. at 15)” and calling out posting kids online to ridicule them in “Could we NOT post children on sites without their consent or knowledge especially if it’s to ridicule them”. There’s a steady, almost casual willingness to do unglamorous work for others—cleaning the kitchen at 2 a.m. in “Felt crappy so now I’m eating and then I’m gonna clean the kitchen :p” and talking about finishing drawings for oomfs in “im gonna finish drawing bees for oomfs”—which screams Hufflepuff’s quiet hard work more than Ravenclaw ambition or Slytherin scheming. Even their jokes about wanting people as platonic Valentines and sharing their Discord to send silly meowing VMs (“who wanna be my (platonic) valentine”, “who wants my discord i'll send you vms of me meowing sometimes”) show a desire for connection and gentle, communal vibes. While there are flashes of dark humor and impulsivity that could hint at Gryffindor, the consistent throughline is loyalty, care for others, and a kind of stubborn, low-key devotion to their friends—classic Hufflepuff energy.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited song is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures dark humor, teen angst, and feeling judged all at once. They joke about self-harm and body image, like in “Cut my shoulder w a chipped blade 😛 wish I would cut my forearm but oh well” and “I was on call w a friend yesterday ... seeing myself for too long genuinely makes me ill and I feel like harming myself :p I’m very fat and ugly”, echoing the song’s themes of pain under a sarcastic surface. The track’s sense of being scrutinized and not fitting in matches tweets like “Am I being judged” and “i hate how constricting social media is ... i hate that there are things i wish to say but cannot for fear or judgement”. Their emo identity and gallows humor, seen in “loser freak 18yrs old (2007) he/she/they shedtwt chud” and “When I lose weight anf I become pretty I’m whoring myself out ... and then I’m killing myself so I die beautiful”, fit perfectly with MCR’s dramatic, rebellious vibe. Even their playful chaos, like “question if i asked would any of you call me daddy (AS A JOKE)”, still sits on top of that same mix of hurt and defiance that Teenagers embodies.
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