Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic defender: Stands up for others’ enjoyment and boundaries, e.g. defending people’s right to ship characters and advising blocking instead of hate-tweeting in “I think people have a right to enjoy different characters interacting with each other.”
- Self-aware humor: Frequently pokes fun at herself (lazy, awkward, emoji overuse), like in “I’m such a lazy fucking chud, I don’t even wanna open the fucking package that just arrived” and “I loveee using emojis, I loveee them, but maybe I should stop”
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, sustained enthusiasm for Resident Evil and specific characters, e.g. finishing RE1 and RE2 quickly and planning all games before Requiem in “I WILL finish all the games before Requiem comes out” and celebrating in “IT’S OVER I FINALLY FINISHED RESIDENT EVIL 1 HOLY SHIT”
- Critical thinker: Questions misused phrases and logic, and critiques media and social issues, like “You’re using that phrase wrong 💔” and dissecting Batman ethics in “What you should do is get the police involved… Don’t even get me started on how Batman creates a close loop of crime”
- Sex-positive candidness: Openly and playfully discusses thirst and sexuality without shame, as in “Leon Kennedy crawling inside me 🤤” and “Uhm, yeah, That’d be an apt metaphor considering how my legs would open like a book if he talked to me 😫”
Weaknesses:
- Hostile rhetoric: Uses extreme violent language when angry or joking, like “Shooting the next person who says ‘money can’t buy happiness’ in their face with a gun that I bought” and “It’s time to start killing people”
- AI absolutism: Expresses rigid, sweeping negativity toward AI users instead of nuanced critique, e.g. “Holy shit, they were NOT lying when they said using AI reduces brainwaves and critical thinking 😭🙏” and “I don’t want ChatGPT users anywhere near me”
- Self-deprecating identity: Frames herself harshly with terms like “lazy chud” and questioning if she’s “cooked,” as in “I’m such a lazy fucking chud” and “Am I cooked? I read Jason as Leon 😔 maybe I just can’t read”
- Overwhelmed avoidance: Frequently talks about wanting to withdraw or not engage (food, going outside, social DMs), e.g. “At this point, I’m just never gonna step outside again.” and “Lowkey, Dming does work, but I’m too scared to do it first”
- Intense fixation: Leans into extreme, all-or-nothing reactions toward media (RE2, SUVs), such as “We need to kill whoever made RE2” and “I actually hate SUVs”, which can make preferences sound inflexible.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Bella lines up most closely with Lisa Simpson: smart, principled, and a little exasperated with how dumb and mean people can be online. She’s openly ideological and moralizing in a very Lisa way, defending boundaries and free speech nuance with posts like “Everyone has a right to speech, but that doesn’t mean you have a right to an audience, especially people who don’t want to listen to you.” and complaining about rage-bait and bad arguments in “No check mark, just rage baiting for the love of it (and I fell for it, too)”. She’s also strongly anti-AI to the point of moral disgust, as in “Holy shit, they were NOT lying when they said using AI reduces brainwaves and critical thinking” and “It literally lowers your critical thinking skills. I don’t want ChatGPT users anywhere near me”, which echoes Lisa’s skepticism about technology and anti-intellectualism. At the same time, Bella is nerdy and passionate about her niche interests—Resident Evil, comics, fanfic—like Lisa is with jazz and academics, seen in tweets such as “Finished RE2R three days ago and I already miss it” and “Never stop what you’re doing, fanfic authors”. Finally, her mixture of self-deprecating humor and social anxiety, for example “Bombing in the gc I just joined” and “Do people outside of the US actually think we drive everywhere because we’re just lazy?”, fits Lisa’s blend of self-awareness, insecurity, and biting commentary.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they talk about being anxious DMing first and struggling in group chats, e.g. “Lowkey, Dming does work, but I’m too scared to do it first” and “Bombing in the gc I just joined 😔”, and they mention a private account, signaling selectiveness with social energy rather than broad attention-seeking. Their interests and commentary show strong Intuition over Sensing: they quickly jump to metaphors and broader implications, like comparing fatalism about AI to that scientist claiming gingers would go extinct in “This is like when that scientist said gingers were gonna go extinct. And guess what didn’t happen?” and musing about free speech versus the right to an audience in “Everyone has a right to speech, but that doesn’t mean you have a right to an audience…”. They come across as strongly Feeling-oriented: they center emotional impact and ethical concerns, as in “Never stop what you’re doing, fanfic authors”, their visceral dislike of SUVs harming kids in “SUVs are so fucking disgusting. I have such a strong correlation between SUVs and lethal accidents especially involving kids”, and their intense emotional rejection of AI content in “nothing AI has will do or ever has done will have any emotional impact”. Their style fits Perceiving more than Judging: they procrastinate and joke about laziness (“I’m such a lazy fucking chud, I don’t even wanna open the fucking package that just arrived”), start games impulsively (“Leon better prepare himself I’m starting 2 RIGHT now”), and agonize over small decisions like accepting new terms on TikTok in “I need to collect more thirst edits, but I’m scared of accepting the new terms and conditions on tt”, which suggests flexibility, not structured planning. Putting this together, their introspective social style, value-driven rants, metaphor-heavy thinking, and spontaneous habits align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You finished RE1 and RE2 even while threatening to uninstall Capcom itself—if you can survive fixed cameras, Mr. X, and ‘writers barely disguised fetish’ generators, I’m pretty sure you could survive a date with me. Want to test that theory before Requiem drops?
- You keep saying SUVs should be eradicated, but I think we’d be the safest combo on the road: you handle taking out the light trucks, I’ll handle carrying the snacks you ‘don’t like’ but somehow still deserve after 12-hour RE marathons.
- You said Leon Kennedy crawling inside you was the dream, but hear me out: how about Leon on the screen, Jason on your timeline, and me in your DMs—pure heated rivalry for your attention.
- You’re out here defending fanfic authors, plotting a fic off one single line, and telling them to never stop what they’re doing—so as a humble admirer, can I apply to be your next self-indulgent ship: Bella x Person Who Brings You Garlic Bread With Aioli?
- You said you won’t eat if you’re leaving in twenty minutes because you won’t enjoy it—counteroffer: we grab stroopwafels and horchata, talk about how Batman creates a closed loop of crime, and see if I can make you lose track of time enough to forget the clock entirely.
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Your new Twitter bio
Resident Evil brainrot, Red Hood enjoyer, and sworn SUV hater. Once finished RE2 in 2 days and rewarded myself with more fanfic instead of sleep.– @__GoonKnight__
Your signature cocktail
The Red Hood Horchata Brain-rot
This drink is strong and chaotic on purpose, because anyone who says things like “It’s time to start killing people” and “We need to kill whoever made RE2” clearly deserves a cocktail that hits like a crit. Spiced rum channels the unhinged vigilante energy of a Moon Knight / Red Hood fan who says “Capcom will pay for their sins” while grinding Resident Evil. Horchata nods directly to their simple, one-word delight in “Horchata.” and softens the edge like the part of them that dreams of ravens and coos “Its eyes are so big and beautiful. I wanna give it a kiss…”. Cold brew coffee represents their late-night gamer/fanfic-author stamina, powering marathons like “HOLY SHIT I FINISHED RESIDENT EVIL 2 IN TWO DAYS AND 27 HOURS”. The chili-cinnamon syrup and smoked salt rim are for the horny, spicy, slightly feral side that tweets things like “Leon Kennedy crawling inside me 🤤” and “my legs would open like a book if he talked to me 😫”, all while still having enough bite left to say “I don’t want ChatGPT users anywhere near me”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Bella reads as a very online Gryffindor: outspoken, impulsive, and willing to plant a flag in what she believes is right even if it’s abrasive. She repeatedly advocates for boundaries and calling out behavior, e.g. defending people’s freedom to enjoy their ships and telling others to just block instead of harassing them in “I think you should make use of that block button instead of hate tweeting and annoying everyone else.” and insisting that free speech doesn’t guarantee you an audience in “Everyone has a right to speech, but that doesn’t mean you have a right to an audience, especially people who don’t want to listen to you.”. Her language is fiery and hyperbolic, especially around AI and media she dislikes, as in “Holy shit, they were NOT lying when they said using AI reduces brainwaves and critical thinking” and the exaggerated threats about AI/RE2 like “We need to kill whoever made RE2”, which matches Gryffindor’s dramatic, gut-led intensity more than Slytherin’s calculated edge. She also shows a protective instinct toward fandom creators, telling fanfic writers to keep going in “Never stop what you’re doing, fanfic authors” and calling out misogyny and fujoshi behavior in tweets like “This just outright misogyny. Fujoshis have a problem.”. While she has some analytical moments (e.g. her mini rant about Batman and crime in “Don’t even get me started on how Batman creates a close loop of crime”), the dominant pattern is bold moral stances, emotional honesty, and headstrong reactions—all hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the quieter persistence of Hufflepuff, the cool detachment of Ravenclaw, or the self-advancing ambition of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Their timeline is unapologetically unfiltered, from calling themselves a “lazy fucking chud” to openly thirsting over characters like Leon and Jason in tweets such as “Leon Kennedy crawling inside me 🤤”. Bad Reputation fits someone who doesn’t care if others judge their tastes, like when they defend fandom enjoyment with “I think you should make use of that block button instead of hate tweeting… You’re allowed to have your opinions”. They’re outspoken about politics and media, saying things like “Everyone has a right to speech, but that doesn’t mean you have a right to an audience” and roasting AI users with “using AI reduces brainwaves and critical thinking”, which aligns with the song’s defiant, confrontational tone. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense and dramatic about their interests—celebrating finishing games with “HOLY SHIT I FINISHED RESIDENT EVIL 2 IN TWO DAYS AND 27 HOURS” and gushing over fanfic writers in “Never stop what you’re doing, fanfic authors”—matching the song’s energetic, no-apologies vibe. Overall, Bad Reputation captures their mix of strong opinions, chaotic humor, and refusal to tone themselves down for anyone.
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