Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses exaggerated laughter and absurd situations for jokes, like mocking cooking mistakes in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK A MINA TEMPERO BIFE COM AÇÚCAR” and memes about football referees in “ESSE ARBITRO QUER PIKA E NAO TA SABENDO PEDIR, VAI SE FODER”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares frustration, sadness and affection, such as heartbreak and nostalgia in “1 ano ja e ainda to assim pqp kkkkk” and repeated emotional reactions to BBB results in “nossa eu quero chorar pelo Gil, always será o campeao dessa edição nao tem como”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows intense dedication to favorite teams, shows and players, praising Harry Kane in “HARRY KANE EU TE AMO”, defending Gil in BBB in “a Globo podia ter premios de protagonistas pro Gil ganhar todos dessa edição”, and reacting strongly to Palmeiras and Flamengo games in multiple tweets.
- Pop-culture-savvy: Engages with anime, games and TV, like marathoning One Piece in “1000 ep de one piece em 6 meses, obrigado”, complaining about Valorant updates in “alguma alma boa me explica pq meu valorant está travado em 0 na atualização e não se move”, and talking about Arcane and Spider-Man movies.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward people and pets, like the romantic thread about meeting a girl in “se vimos no shopping a primeira vez, nunca conversei e ri tanto...” and caring tone about his cat in “tao triste ter a soneca da noite com a gata interrompida”.
Weaknesses:
- Hot-tempered: Often resorts to insults and strong swearing when upset, such as attacking referees in “ESSE ARBITRO QUER PIKA E NAO TA SABENDO PEDIR, VAI SE FODER” and “CLAUS FILHA DA PUTA”.
- Hostile-language: Uses harsh, demeaning phrases toward groups, like “odeio mais cactos do q Corinthianos” and “povo idiota horrível besta imundo q votou no joao com arthur no paredao vao todos se fuder”.
- Over-invested-fandom: Lets games and shows heavily affect mood, e.g., saying only a game and an elimination could cheer him up in “só esse jogo do Palmeiras e essa eliminação pra me alegrar” and repeatedly posting “tristeza” and “profundamente triste” after sports/BBB outcomes.
- Self-deprecating: Regularly calls himself “trouxa” and focuses on negative feelings, as in “eu sou muito trouxa e não é so por assistir o yago Felipe marcar 2 gols no palmeiras” and “sou muito trouxa”, which can reflect low self-regard.
- Impulsive-reactivity: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, like shouting in all caps in “EU TOOOO INDIGNADOOOOOOOOOO” and “NAO ACREDITO PORRAAAAA NAO ACREDITO SEUS CACTOS ARROMBADOS”, showing little emotional filter when upset.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: highly emotional, impulsive, sports-obsessed, and constantly oscillating between rage, clownish humor, and sudden tenderness. Like Homer screaming at the TV, he goes off on referees and teams with over-the-top fury, as in “ESSE ARBITRO QUER PIKA E NAO TA SABENDO PEDIR, VAI SE FODER” and “vai tomar no cu são Paulo”, but it’s clearly rooted in passionate fandom rather than real malice. He’s also deeply attached to his favorites in reality shows and turns their outcomes into personal drama, echoing Homer’s melodramatic side: “nossa eu quero chorar pelo Gil, always será o campeao dessa edição nao tem como” and “povo idiota horrível besta imundo q votou no joao com arthur no paredao vao todos se fuder”. Like Homer geeking out over TV, movies, and games, he indulges nerdy hype and gaming frustration in tweets such as “1000 ep de one piece em 6 meses, obrigado” and “alguma alma boa me explica pq meu valorant está travado em 0 na atualização e não se move”. Finally, he swings between self-deprecating humor and romantic/emotional softness, as seen in “eu sou muito trouxa” and the story about quickly falling for someone in “se vimos no shopping a primeira vez, nunca conversei e ri tanto com uma desconhecida...”, which fits Homer’s mix of clownish flaws and genuine heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extrovert (E) because they constantly react loudly and socially to events, games, and TV shows, using big expressive language and all-caps, for example “EU TOOOO INDIGNADOOOOOOOOOOO” and “CARALHO ZIKEI TUDO NESSA PORRA VAMOOOOOOOOOOO PORRA”, and they frequently reference friends, family and public spectacles like football, BBB, and cinema. Their style fits Sensing (S): the tweets are almost entirely about concrete, immediate experiences—matches, patches, traffic, movies, food and specific people—such as “quem explica o transito de osasco” and “jogo de manha no domingo nao da, estraga o resto do dia todo”, with virtually no abstract or theoretical reflection. They show a strong Feeling (F) preference, reacting emotionally and personally to everything, whether affection (“HARRY KANE EU TE AMO”, “eu amo simplesmente acontece”) or anger and sadness about referees, teams, and reality show votes (“povo idiota horrível besta imundo q votou no joao com arthur no paredao vao todos se fuder”, “nossa eu quero chorar pelo Gil”). Finally, they appear Perceiving (P) rather than structured and planned: they complain about situations as they come (“alguma alma boa me explica pq meu valorant está travado em 0 na atualização e não se move”, “preciso desinstalar o twitter meu deus”), bounce between topics impulsively, and focus on in-the-moment reactions instead of long-term plans or organization. Altogether, the energetic social expression, focus on sensory experiences, emotional highs and lows, and spontaneous, reactive tweeting style are most consistent with ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can watch 1000 episodes of One Piece in 6 months, imagine the side quests we could binge together—starting with a date where I swear I won’t skip the filler (aka your rants about Palmeiras and the refs).
- You survived Yago Felipe scoring twice on Palmeiras, Pochettino in 2019, and the cactos tirando o Gil… so clearly you like sofrimento. Want to upgrade and suffer comigo num jogo do Mengão x Verdão ao vivo?
- Your love for Gil do Vigor, Harry Kane, BBB and Valorant bugs tells me you deserve balance: metade caos, metade carinho. I volunteer as tribute to be the carinho part—can we test the comp on a coffee date?
- Since you already had your ‘shopping → Villa Lobos → home in 3 dias’ romance speedrun, que tal a versão atualizada: Twitter → cinema do Homem-Aranha gritando junto → my hand accidentally finding yours?
- You got mad at miHoYo for not te dando a mulher in Genshin, então deixa eu resolver um gacha pra você: 0,6% chance de pegar 5★, 100% chance de ganhar alguém que te defende mais do que você defende o Gil e o Abel Ferreira.
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Osasco-based dev-in-progress. Football lover, anime binge-watcher & game tilt specialist. Once watched 1000 One Piece eps in 6 months and still went outside.– @__joaozz
Your signature cocktail
Osasco One Piece of My Heart
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with coffee for late‑night gaming marathons and anime binges, inspired by the grind of “1000 ep de one piece em 6 meses, obrigado”. The green melon liqueur nods to his Palmeiras passion and emotional rollercoaster with tweets like “o palmeiras consegue tomar virada do fluminense com 2 gols do yago Felipe pqp” and “vai tomar no cu são Paulo”. Spicy ginger syrup captures his explosive reactions to refs and games, as seen in “ESSE ARBITRO QUER PIKA E NAO TA SABENDO PEDIR, VAI SE FODER” and “CLAUS FILHA DA PUTA”. The tonic water brings a bitter-fizzy energy that matches his chaotic timeline, from BBB rage in “povo idiota horrível besta imundo q votou no joao com arthur no paredao vao todos se fuder” to traffic complaints like “quem explica o transito de osasco”. Finally, a dash of salted caramel represents the unexpectedly sweet, romantic side of him who admits “eu amo simplesmente acontece” and tells his story of falling fast in “se vimos no shopping a primeira vez, nunca conversei e ri tanto com uma desconhecida…”, leaving the drink strong, messy, and secretly tender—just like his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy through emotional impulsiveness, blunt honesty, and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they feel is right. In football and BBB, they react in a fiery, confrontational way, for example exploding at referees and rivals in “ESSE ARBITRO QUER PIKA E NAO TA SABENDO PEDIR, VAI SE FODER” and “vai tomar no cu são Paulo”, which reflects the house’s hot-blooded courage and readiness to fight perceived injustice. They also passionately defend their favorites on reality TV, ranting against opposing fanbases in “odeio mais cactos do q Corinthianos” and “povo idiota horrível besta imundo q votou no joao com arthur no paredao vao todos se fuder”, showing a protective loyalty expressed through bold confrontation rather than quiet patience. Even in lighter contexts, their enthusiasm is loud and dramatic, as in “CARALHO ZIKEI TUDO NESSA PORRA VAMOOOOOOOOOOO PORRA” and “HARRY KANE EU TE AMO”, underlining their impulsive, heart-on-sleeve temperament. While they have some Hufflepuff-like loyalty to their teams and idols, the dominant traits are raw emotion, outspokenness, and a willingness to go to war for what they care about—classic Gryffindor characteristics.
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thank u, next - Ariana Grande
A well-suited song is thank u, next because their timeline is an intense mix of love, heartbreak, obsession with TV and games, and moving on with humor. They’re openly emotional and self-deprecating about relationships, like when they say “eu sou muito trouxa e não é so por assistir o yago Felipe marcar 2 gols no palmeiras” and later just “sou muito trouxa”, echoing the song’s blend of vulnerability and self-awareness. They bounce from romantic posts such as “se vimos no shopping a primeira vez, nunca conversei e ri tanto com uma desconhecida… já queria pedir ela em namoro mas fui paciente” to dramatic frustrations like “algum homem solteiro, não aguento mais mulheres”, mirroring the cycle of intense relationships and moving forward in the lyrics. Their passionate, over-the-top reactions to reality shows and football—“EU TOOOO INDIGNADOOOOOOOOOO” and “ESSE ARBITRO QUER PIKA E NAO TA SABENDO PEDIR, VAI SE FODER”—fit the dramatic, confessional tone of the song. In the end, like the song’s message of growth through chaos, they cope with disappointment through humor and fandom, such as “quando eu ficar triste verei esse video do meu apreciador de livro 😍”, which feels very "thank u, next" in spirit.
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