Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses irony and memes to joke about life and esports, e.g. “se están riendo de mi tendré que decir que es bait”.
- Politically-aware: Comments on politics and ideology, like “overall hay mucho nacionalista disfrazado de rojo q prefieren su lucha nacional concreta antes q el internacionalismo proletario”.
- Community-engaged: Interacts heavily with esports and online subcultures, e.g. “Y VOLVERIA A NACER SIENDO DE KOI” and multiple MAD Lions / G2 tweets.
- Self-aware: Mocks his own behavior and mistakes, like “se están riendo de mi tendré que decir que es bait” and “en mis tiempos las cuentas bait eran creíbles”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares stress and excitement, e.g. “oye como que me toca ir a alicante... me voy a suicidar” and “we are so back”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Uses violent or aggressive phrasing, e.g. “cerda anticomunista te vamos a matar” and “bombardeen a todos los hippies”.
- Suicidal-jokes: Uses self-harm language casually, like “me voy a suicidar” and “ima kms”.
- Harsh-judgmental: Often insults others directly, e.g. “alguno tiene que ser gilipollas” and “claro que está feliz si le has quitado el puto collar ese pedazo de retrasada”.
- Provocative-edginess: Leans on edgy shock value for humor, like “los hippies a la guillotina detrás de los monarcas” and “necroporra 2025: Pablo ruz ( voy por ti )”.
- Pessimistic-tone: Frequently frames situations negatively, such as “que difícil es ser de madlions me cago en dios” and “esto es jodido si por alguna razón pagas por cualquier tipo de contenido”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account matches Bart Simpson most closely: irreverent, sarcastic, and always looking for a joke even when the topic is serious. They constantly lean into edgy or dark humor, like saying “oye como que me toca ir a alicante... me voy a suicidar” and “me voy a suicidar”, which feels like Bart’s over-the-top dramatics rather than genuine despair. There’s a strong trolling/baiting streak in tweets such as “en mis tiempos las cuentas bait eran creíbles” and “no todos pueden hacer bait alguno tiene que ser gilipollas”, mirroring Bart’s love of pranks and winding people up. The mix of political shitposting and mock rebellion, like “los hippies a la guillotina detrás de los monarcas” and “Y VOLVERIA A NACER SIENDO DE KOI”, fits Bart’s chaotic but oddly loyal nature. Even their self-deprecating and chaotic student life comments, such as “fp informática gameplay”, feel like Bart stumbling through school and life with a shrug and a joke.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extrovert: they frequently reference social contexts and public situations, like being in a karaoke with others “cómo coño he acabado en un karaoke con estos chavales”, complaining about going to Alicante with a whole new class “me toca ir a alicante con una clase entera nueva en una ciudad q no conozco”, and generally perform for an audience with bait and jokes “en mis tiempos las cuentas bait eran creíbles”. Their style is more Intuitive than Sensing: they often talk in abstract, ideological or meta terms, like criticizing nationalism and "woke" discourse “overall hay mucho nacionalista disfrazado de rojo q prefieren su lucha nacional concreta antes q el internacionalismo proletario” or mocking moral/legal reasoning “q se tome lo legal como lo moral y correcto me parece d puto gafas”. They are clearly Thinking over Feeling: they are blunt, sarcastic, and often aggressive in argument, e.g. “cerda anticomunista te vamos a matar” and “no todos pueden hacer bait alguno tiene que ser gilipollas”, prioritizing critique over harmony. Their lifestyle and tone suggest Perceiving: they frequently describe chaos, procrastination and lack of structure, like gambling the scholarship money “un mes para meter toda la beca al rojo” and improvising around studies and work “como se siente la vida cuando eres un desempleado que no ha tenido que hacer la ebau”. The combination of extroverted, argumentative humor, ideological riffing, and chaotic spontaneity fits best with ENTP – the archetypal provocative debater and memer who enjoys pushing ideas and people for the fun of it.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d be reborn KOI forever, but if we queue duo I promise you’ll start considering a reroll to ‘team us’ real quick.
- You survived FP informática gameplay PCs where you can’t even install Chrome… so dating me will feel like finally finding the hidden ‘Download’ button.
- The day you tweeted ‘oye como que me toca ir a alicante… me voy a suicidar’ I kind of wished I was in that new class, just so I could say: ‘Relax, you already know at least one person – the one who’s about to ask you out.’
- If you can speedrun SMB64, maybe you could also speedrun becoming my partner in crime: any% category, glitches allowed, world record in ‘first date goes absurdly well’.
- You put a hammer and sickle in the Elche workplace and called yourself a communist from Israel, but the only thing you’ve successfully collectivized is my attention – I’m fully expropriated in your favor now.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
FP informatics enjoyer, esports and KOI sufferer. Once tried to invest my entire grant in a single bet; now I only gamble with opinions.– @__Kylex__
Your signature cocktail
Loquendo City Gooner Sour
The Galician herbal liqueur nods to their Star Galicia-fueled chaos and festive tilt, like when they said “yo hoy a la mínima que una gota de estrella Galicia entre en mi organismo”, giving the drink a loud, social kick. Smoky mezcal represents their darker, bombastic political humor—guillotines, hippies and all—echoing riffs like “los hippies a la guillotina detrás de los monarcas” and “bombardeen a todos los hippies”. The triple sec with a dash of espresso captures their mix of meme brightness and jaded insomnia-brain takes, from esports drama to suicidal jokes like “me voy a suicidar”. Blood orange juice brings a bittersweet, dramatic edge for the constant swings between football/eSports passion—“Y VOLVERIA A NACER SIENDO DE KOI”—and chronic suffering as a fan: “que difícil es ser de madlions me cago en dios”. Finally, a few drops of saline solution stand in for their very online, salty, leftist commentary where they still clown everyone, like “overall hay mucho nacionalista disfrazado de rojo q prefieren su lucha nacional concreta antes q el internacionalismo proletario”. This ends up a strong, slightly bitter, chaotic but weirdly balanced sour—perfect for someone who can tweet “PSOE state of mind” and then immediately pivot to League, karaoke, or speedruns without missing a beat.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows a sharp, often ruthless style that fits Slytherin’s resourcefulness and combative edge more than any other house. They lean into aggression and conflict comfortably, whether it’s political or personal, with tweets like “cerda anticomunista te vamos a matar” and “bombardeen a todos los hippies” showing a readiness to escalate rhetoric rather than seek harmony. They are highly strategic and mocking toward others’ naivety, as in “en mis tiempos las cuentas bait eran creíbles” and “no todos pueden hacer bait alguno tiene que ser gilipollas”, which reflects a cunning, almost game-theoretic mindset. There’s also a clear sense of self-preservation and opportunism around money and risk in tweets like “un mes para meter toda la beca al rojo” and the repeated jokes about gambling their grant, suggesting they’re comfortable playing odds and pushing boundaries. While they have convictions (left-wing, anti-fascist, esports loyalties), those convictions are expressed with sharp sarcasm and a desire to win or dominate the argument rather than to nurture others, which aligns much more strongly with Slytherin than with Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Mr. Rager - Kid Cudi
A well-fitting song for them is Mr. Rager, because it captures a mix of irony, self-destructive humor, and restless energy that shows up constantly in their timeline. They joke about dark thoughts and burnout with lines like “oye como que me toca ir a alicante... me voy a suicidar” and “me voy a suicidar”, which fits the song’s theme of running away from reality while clearly not taking themselves entirely seriously. Their life feels like controlled chaos: esports, politics, and shitposting intermingle in tweets such as “Y VOLVERIA A NACER SIENDO DE KOI” and “un mes para meter toda la beca al rojo”, echoing the impulsive streak in the song. Mr. Rager is also about a young person navigating confusion and frustration, reflected in posts like “como se siente la vida cuando eres un desempleado que no ha tenido que hacer la ebau” and the chaotic FP informática / moving-to-Alicante tweets. Overall, the song’s mix of melancholy, escapism, and swagger matches their blend of political shitposting, self-deprecation, and chronic online energy.
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