Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled: Consistently calls out fascism, Zionism, and corporate behavior in Sonic/IDW/Paramount, e.g. linking donations to pro-Israel PACs and criticizing Paramount’s political direction in tweets like “Sonic fans only cared about Paramount when it was just 1 million dollars in Israeli humanitarian aid, but now that Paramount has fully catered to fascism suddenly no one cares.”
- Analytical: Dissects industry decisions and economics in detail, such as explaining SEGA price drops as either early price hiking or sales underperformance in “A 57% price drop is extremely high… either SEGA was taking advantage… or they are slashying the price heavily to make up for not meeting sales expectations.”
- Engaged: Frequently replies, joins or hosts Spaces, and offers money for debate, e.g. “I will give someone 30 dollars if they can accurately explain my problems with IDW.” and “Gonna be speaking in this!”
- Self-aware: Acknowledges his own anxieties and the context behind his statements, e.g. “I knew this for a while, why do you think I was so anxious for years and years? I saw this happening” and clarifies misquotes about commissions in “There is a clip of me saying it but it is out of context.”
- Open-minded: Shows willingness to argue in good faith and invite opposing views, e.g. “It is not a grand gesture it is me trying to get my opponent to actually argue with me in good faith.” and describing checking out Sonic Would Love Us mainly to debate them in “I wanted to check out their community to argue with them why their views are bad.”
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Uses aggressive, contemptuous language that can alienate others, e.g. calling takes “very unintelligent” in “This take is very unintelligent.”, describing someone as “Cringe” in a quote tweet, and calling Belle “like a fart. She is disgusting” in this tweet.
- Absolutist: Frames disagreements in all-or-nothing moral terms, such as “Reminder that most of Sonic Twitter supports fascism.” and “This place is worse than 4chan”, which can oversimplify a diverse community.
- Combative: Frequently positions himself against large groups and individuals, e.g. declaring “LOSER Sonic fans” in a mocking tone in this tweet and repeatedly saying Sonic Twitter “does not understand” characters or politics in tweets like “Most of Sonic Twitter is authoritarian left.”
- Confrontational: Often escalates interpersonal conflicts publicly, referencing people “stalking” his account in “Holy shit are you people stalking my account?” and framing others as enablers of harmful ships in “This person is enabling the SonTails community…”, which can intensify drama.
- Dismissive: Quickly discounts opposing views as misunderstanding him or lacking research, e.g. “You people do not even understand political ideologies.”, “DBlueshi does not even understand my issues with the comic.” and “Sonic Twitter refusing to do the most basic of research…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially her more radical, frustrated versions in later seasons. Like Lisa, this user is intensely political and moralistic, frequently calling out perceived fascism and hypocrisy in their community, as seen in tweets like “Reminder that most of Sonic Twitter supports fascism.” and “LOSER Sonic fans do not care about the REALLY REALLY BAD STUFF PARAMOUNT IS DOING. I, the ONLY TRUE LIBERTARIAN ON SONIC TWITTER CAN SEE THIS!”. They combine strong left-leaning critique with niche-nerd interests and a sense of being one of the only people who ‘really did the research,’ echoing Lisa’s dynamic in Springfield, as when they say “Sonic Twitter refusing to do the most basic of research… shows why this platform is worse… than even 4chan.”. Their willingness to lecture and explain, even offering money if someone can accurately represent their views, as in “I will give someone 30 dollars if they can accurately explain my problems with IDW.”, fits Lisa’s didactic streak. Even their mix of cultural criticism and niche fandom theorizing, like the in-depth concern over SEGA, IDW, and politics, matches Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze the media and systems around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: while they host and join Spaces occasionally (e.g. “Gonna be speaking in this!”), most tweets are long critical threads and replies rather than overt bids for casual social attention, and they even complain about Sonic Twitter being toxic and dead (“Sonic Twitter is basically dead and is now primarily made up of responding to ragebait and judging people.”), suggesting low interest in the broader social scene. Their focus is clearly intuitive (N): they consistently discuss systems, ideology, and long-term patterns instead of concrete day‑to‑day details, such as analyzing corporate behavior (“Companies want as much money as possible and building new IP is too risky.”) and meta-fandom dynamics like Sonic Twitter’s politics (“Most of Sonic Twitter is authoritarian left.”). They are strongly thinking (T) oriented, prioritizing argument and logic over harmony, often bluntly criticizing groups and individuals: e.g. calling a take “very unintelligent” while laying out a rational explanation of SEGA’s pricing (“A 57% price drop is extremely high and… suggests either SEGA was taking advantage… or they are slashying the price heavily to make up for not meeting sales expectations.”), and describing a character as ““like a fart. She is disgusting but keeps getting gassed up.”). Their style is judging (J): they speak in definitive conclusions about what should happen, what companies and fans ought to do, and show clear structured goals—offering $30 if someone can correctly formalize their position (“I will give someone 30 dollars if they can accurately explain my problems with IDW.”), and worrying about long‑term franchise direction (“This is unlikely to happen but I do worry about this scenario as it destroys the storytelling of the games.”). Putting these together—introverted, abstract/system-focused, logic-driven, and judgmental/decisive—they best fit INTJ: a critical, theory-heavy planner who evaluates fandoms, corporations, and politics through a coherent internal framework rather than social consensus.
Some pickup lines for you
- You commissioning Sonic OCs as humans and becoming the ‘Sonic polycule expert’ has me thinking… if shipping wars are outdated, can I just skip to the part where I’m canon in your personal Slashy-verse?
- You said if SEGA could get $2 million for MAGA Sonic they’d do it; honestly, I’d pay just as much to see the AU where Sonic Twitter stops being fascist and you and I go argue about IDW over coffee instead.
- You call Sonic Twitter worse than 4chan, drag IDW, and still fill out the official surveys and listen to Bumblekast—anyone who’s that committed to media criticism is exactly the kind of person I want to overanalyze comics and capitalism with at 2 a.m.
- You offered $30 if someone could accurately explain your problems with IDW; how about I give you my full thesis on SEGA’s lack of quality control for free, and you pay me back in a long rant and maybe a date?
- You’re out here defending game canon, side‑eyeing Paramount’s politics, and worrying about Sonic fans’ priorities… if you ever want a break from educating Sonic Twitter, I volunteer as your co‑host for a much more fun Space: ‘Why Slashy Deserves Someone Who Actually Listens.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Sonic lore nitpicker, IDW skeptic & polycule ship theorist. Once offered $30 if anyone could explain his IDW issues correctly. Views his own.– @__Slashy__
Your signature cocktail
The Sonic Twitter Nihilist (Slash on the Rocks)
This cocktail is strong and confrontational, built on overproof rye to match how they call out the fandom and corporations head-on, like when they say “Reminder that most of Sonic Twitter supports fascism.” and drag Paramount and SEGA without flinching. The bitter herbal amaro reflects their deeply political, critical edge toward IDW, SEGA, Paramount, and fandom hypocrisy, as seen in posts like “Sonic fans should care that the perception of Sonic fans even now is full of Nazis…” and “Sega needs more blame for the lack of quality control on projects like Sonic and Friends ,TailsTube,Prime, and IDW”. Spicy ginger adds a sharp, mocking burn that echoes their gleeful jabs such as “Belle is like a fart. She is disgusting but keeps getting gassed up.” and “THE SONTAILS FANS ARE AT THEIR BREAKING POINT!”. A dash of saline stands for their oddly practical, analytical side—like when they defend limited but specific uses of AI in tweets such as “LLMs are good for some mathematical, logical, and coding issues.” and “AI is superior for search engines for me.”. Finally, the charcoal-black citrus peel garnish nods to the dark, exhausted tone with which they declare Sonic Twitter “worse than 4chan” and “basically dead,” captured in lines like “Basically Sonic Twitter” and “Sonic Twitter is basically dead and is now primarily made up of responding to ragebait and judging people.”, but there’s still a zesty hint of life – they’re still here, still arguing, still mixing it up.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets are dominated by analytical breakdowns of fandom dynamics, corporate behavior, and political ideology, which strongly aligns with Ravenclaw’s valuing of critical thinking and intellectual rigor. They repeatedly frame disagreements as failures of understanding rather than morality, e.g. offering $30 if someone can truly articulate their criticisms of IDW in “I will give someone 30 dollars if they can accurately explain my problems with IDW.” and lamenting that others “do not even understand political ideologies” in “Most of Sonic Twitter is authoritarian left… You people do not even understand political ideologies.”. They demonstrate a methodical, almost academic approach to evidence and sourcing, such as citing OpenSecrets in “CURRENT IDW CEO CONFIRMED TO HAVE DONATED OVER 5000 USD TO PRO ISREAL PACS!” and dissecting SEGA’s pricing strategy in “A 57% price drop is extremely high… suggests either SEGA was taking advantage of early sales… or they are slashying the price heavily to make up for not meeting sales expectations.”. Even when combative, they focus on correcting misreadings and clarifying concepts like editorial notes in “You misread. Editor's note just refers to text on the side of the page meant to inform readers directly.” and serialization canonicity in “This is not the case at all the comics are written to be serialized and are concurrent with the games. This is just wishful thinking.”. Their frequent meta-commentary on how Sonic Twitter works—ragebait, performativity, ideological drift—such as in “This is exactly what I am talking about when I say ragebait sells.” shows a reflective, big-picture mindset rather than a purely emotional or status-driven one, further marking them as Ravenclaw rather than Gryffindor or Slytherin.
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Your song
American Idiot - Green Day
Green Day’s American Idiot fits Slashy because it’s an angry, politically charged critique of a toxic culture, mirroring how they call out fandom and corporations. They bluntly say things like "Reminder that most of Sonic Twitter supports fascism." and "Sonic fans should care that the perception of Sonic fans even now is full of Nazis, and no it is not just Sonic Would Love Us.", echoing the song’s anti-authoritarian frustration. Their focus on corporate complicity and politics, such as "CURRENT IDW CEO CONFIRMED TO HAVE DONATED OVER 5000 USD TO PRO ISREAL PACS!" and criticism of Paramount’s "MAGA-aligned" direction, matches the song’s distrust of power structures and media narratives. The way they position themselves against the mainstream of their own community—"Sonic Twitter refusing to do the most basic of research… shows why this platform is worse for discussing Sonic than even 4chan."—parallels the outsider, fed-up stance of the song’s narrator. Like American Idiot, their timeline is a mix of cultural critique, political anger, and disillusionment with a scene they still care deeply about.
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