Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Introspective: Frequently self‑analyzes, e.g., “I’m not witty…” and “My dead body…”.
- Critical Thinker: Challenges discourse, e.g., “Most big accounts couldn’t credibly defend their views”.
- Philosophical: Uses abstract musings, e.g., “There’s nothing good at the bottom of the well”.
- Multilingual: Tweets in English, French, German, showing language versatility.
- Knowledgeable: References to Marx, De Gaulle, DGSI, CGT indicate broad intellectual background.
Weaknesses:
- Pessimism: Regular bleak statements, e.g., “Our lives are … occupied by a boisterous army of idiots”.
- Cynicism: Dismissive attitude toward others, e.g., “I don’t identify with anyone online”.
- Extremist Rhetoric: Advocates radical measures, e.g., “support sterilisation of the misbegotten”.
- Contradiction: Swings between radical and nostalgic views, e.g., praising reactionaries while also championing revolution.
- Social Isolation: Expresses loneliness and disengagement, e.g., “I can’t stand the loneliness of ‘reality’”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user’s extreme cynicism, self‑deprecation and obsession with niche culture mirrors Comic Book Guy’s persona. He writes, 'I’m not witty, and I never really ‘get’ things, even after all this time. It’s easy to have a critical mind, but I’ve never positively produced anything.' He also complains that 'Most big accounts couldn't credibly defend their views in a fair debate,' echoing Comic Book Guy’s disdain for mainstream media. His isolation is evident in 'I don’t think there’s a single person online or in my life I identify with,' a classic hallmark of the store clerk’s lonely, elitist outlook. Finally, his love of obscure metal ('I’m listening to The Mystical Beast of Rebellion…') and his pessimistic mantra, 'the modern world is simply too loud,' directly align with Comic Book Guy’s constant criticism of pop culture.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The account shows a dominant introverted orientation, focusing on internal thoughts and personal angst: "I'm not witty, and I never really ‘get’ things… I'm not sure what I'm good for, even ‘here’" and "My dead body... what would come of it, how it'd be transformed…". Their communication is abstract and future‑oriented, reflecting intuitive processing, as seen in statements like "The appeal of moral realism isn't necessarily as a tool for the enforcement of one's prior moral commitments" and "Being radical without said radicality… is what makes a revolutionary". Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis rather than emotion, evident in critiques such as "Most big accounts couldn't credibly defend their views in a fair debate" and "I despise gambling, its glorification, its apologists…". They display a judging preference for structure and decisive conclusions, repeatedly offering final positions: "After some considerations, my final stance on intra European immigration is that it's broadly good…" and "I would rather give something to someone who doesn't deserve it, than let it rot in a safe". Overall the pattern of introverted intuition, logical thinking, and organized viewpoints aligns with the INTJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- How about we slip on our noise‑cancelling earbuds, block out the world’s endless noise, and let the only soundtrack be a Bullet For My Valentine riff playing while we stare into each other’s eyes?
- I see you’re into The Mystical Beast of Rebellion and Blut aus Nord—let’s compose a dark duet: you bring the melody, I bring the lyrics, and together we’ll make the perfect metal love song.
- You’ve negotiated with the CGT and warned about DGSI; let’s negotiate a secret treaty between us: I’ll give you my thoughts on unions, you’ll give me a reason to believe in a future without loneliness.
- Your Marx‑inspired musings feel like a well with no bottom—let’s dive together, grab a philosophical rope, and see if we can pull each other up to a shared horizon of meaning.
- You love the young because they will become something; maybe we can become each other’s ‘something’—a quiet night in, a mac‑donald’s fry, and a conversation about ‘Vive le Québec libre’ that turns into a promise to stay together.
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Philosophical activist; ex-autonomist who debated Marx with a cat, and once met a union rep who was a secret agent. Forever questioning.– @_A_Prayer
Your signature cocktail
The Partisan's Paradox
The cocktail is as dark and brooding as the user's existential musings, echoing the tweet "Our lives are as if occupied by a boisterous army of idiots and brutes; in each other's eyes, we see the same dreadful anticipation of a terrible event, soon to come, yet never coming". Charcoal-infused gin gives the black, void-like base, while a dash of absinthe adds the surreal, worm‑wood bitterness that mirrors the line "I'm not witty, and I never really ‘get’ things, even after all this time". Smoked rosemary simple syrup nods to the bio’s German phrase about a curly beard and the idea of "raising the bars", and the espresso shot provides the jolt of restless anxiety found in "I can't say I simply love the young because they haven't yet become what they will; I love them because they will, too". Finally, Angostura bitters tie the whole drink together, reflecting the perpetual disillusion expressed in "Life just gets worse and worse until your late twenties, at which point it merely stabilises". Drinking it feels like confronting that 'deep darkness' the author mentions, while the subtle fizz of bitters offers a fleeting glimpse of hope amid the gloom.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user’s timeline is dominated by intellectual self‑scrutiny and a love of abstract debate, which aligns with Ravenclaw’s emphasis on wisdom. They write, "Most big accounts couldn't credibly defend their views in a fair debate. They're not winning ‘fair and square’ in the marketplace of ideas," showing a concern for rigorous argumentation. Their reflections such as "I'm not witty, and I never really ‘get’ things… It's easy to have a critical mind, but I've never positively produced anything" reveal a deep, self‑critical quest for understanding. They also discuss philosophical concepts like moral realism, stating "The appeal of moral realism isn't necessarily as a tool for the enforcement of one's prior moral commitments..." All these traits point to a pursuit of knowledge rather than bravery, loyalty, or ambition, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
The user constantly laments the noise and emptiness of modern discourse, as seen in tweets like 'So much powerless talking... What a despicable hobby...' and 'The modern world is simply too loud.' Their sense of alienation is evident in 'I don't think there's a single person online or in my life I identify with.' The recurring theme of darkness and hopelessness ('Nothing, nothing more than a deep darkness') mirrors the opening line of the song, 'Hello darkness, my old friend.' Overall, the song's meditation on silence amid overwhelming chatter aligns perfectly with @_A_Prayer's worldview.
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