Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, sustained enthusiasm for Taylor Swift, Arctic Monkeys, Damon Albarn, BigBang, etc., like “arctic monkeys shirt arctic monkeys wallpaper arctic monkeys in my ear alex turner .* *** i am in my happy place 💆♀️”.
- Socially aware: Critiques racism, right-wing figures, and hypocrisy, e.g. calling out a racist Gorillaz fan in “this one girl at my school wears a gorillaz shirt frequently but she’s a huge trumpie and racist like… ho do you even know the band???”.
- Humorously candid: Uses self-deprecating, chaotic humor about crushes and life, like “social anxiety so bad i be praying for my crushes to talk to me first” and “doing backflips on that dick omg 😭🙏”.
- Loyal defender: Defends artists they love with detailed opinions, like protecting Taylor and Jack Antonoff in “‘jack antonoff sucks’ uh he produced you are in love?? THEE best taylor song???” and calling out unfair Taylor/Charli comparisons in “seeing people say brat is better than anything taylor has made is so strange…”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about relationships, anxiety, and joy, like “eagles won, dude that i like responded to my insta note about him, my new bra makes me look skinny as fuck, taylor swift album soon, and i got starbucks” and “going through my best friends who i’m not that close with… this is awk”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults or aggressive wording toward others, e.g. “so many people from my school are posting about charlie kirk and saying he’s in heaven and a better place like his ass is in fucking hell lets not lie” and “tiktok users try to use your brain challenge GO (failed)”.
- Violent rhetoric: Jokes about or references violence in ways that can be alarming, like “where’s john wilkes booth when you need him” and “what if they shoot cartman in next weeks south park episode”.
- Impulsive posting: Shares intense reactions and private feelings in the moment, which could backfire socially, e.g. “random dude from my school is at my family gathering kill me now” and raw oversharing about situationships in “things definitely will not work out but it’s whatever cause gdragon album coming out on 2/25 🙌🙌”.
- Obsessive crushes: Fixates heavily on crushes and much-older celebrities in a way that might hurt emotionally, like “rewatching american horror story season one and every time i see evan peters i understand what aaliyah meant by ‘age ain’t nothing but a number’ 🙏” and “i’m gonna crash out he’s so cutsie even though he’s like my moms age 😓😓”.
- Self-neglectful focus: Lets fandom distract from responsibilities, suggesting difficulty with balance, like “instead of doing my final german project that’s due friday i’m looking at pics of alex turner 🙂↕️🙂↕️” and binge-listening in “i just listened to doom dada forty six times back to back today”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, very online, politically opinionated, and intensely passionate about their niche interests. Like Lisa, they mix sharp social awareness with teenage angst, calling out reactionary politics and hypocrisy in posts like “so many people from my school are posting about charlie kirk and saying he’s in heaven and a better place like his ass is in fucking hell lets not lie” and “that isn’t very pro life of them 🤔”. Their obsessive love of music and specific artists (Taylor Swift, Arctic Monkeys, Damon Albarn, K‑pop idols) mirrors Lisa’s fixation on jazz and her idols, as seen in “arctic monkeys shirt arctic monkeys wallpaper arctic monkeys in my ear alex turner .* *** i am in my happy place 💆♀️” and “am by arctic monkeys is their best album but nobody wants to admit it because it’s tiktok famous”. They also balance idealism and insecurity in a very Lisa way, openly discussing crushes and social anxiety in tweets like “social anxiety so bad i be praying for my crushes to talk to me first” and “things definitely will not work out but it’s whatever cause gdragon album coming out on 2/25 🙌🙌”. Even their relationship with their dad, where they bond over niche music nerdery (“man i love my relationship with my dad because why are we having a conversation about how syd barrett went from huzz to chuzz”), echoes Lisa’s mix of affection and cultural elitism at home. All of this paints them as a very modern, terminally-online Lisa Simpson: outspoken, emotional, and deeply invested in art and justice at the same time.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets describe watching shows, rewatching series, and hyperfixating on artists alone, like “instead of doing my final german project that’s due friday i’m looking at pics of alex turner” and “i just listened to doom dada forty six times back to back today”, plus strong social anxiety and crush worries in “social anxiety so bad i be praying for my crushes to talk to me first”. Their interests and commentary are very Intuition (N)-coded: they focus on meanings, symbolism, and hypotheticals—e.g., interpreting media and fandom dynamics in “i fear that if your favs album is getting out charted… then it’s not taylor’s problem…” and “k pop’s downfall was hybe… that monopoly needs to go”, and speculating about announcements and signs in “this is a sign i can tell trust me”. They are clearly Feeling (F): they prioritize values and empathy, getting upset at misogyny and fan wars in “you’re fueling those fan wars”, bi-erasure in “if you wanna be bisexual you have to be single…”, and political/ethical issues like racism and right‑wing figures in “so many people from my school are posting about charlie kirk… his ass is in fucking hell”. Their style is more Perceiving (P) than J: they procrastinate and go with the flow (“instead of doing my final german project… i’m looking at pics of alex turner”), overthink relationships and situationships in a spontaneous way (“things definitely will not work out but it’s whatever cause gdragon album coming out”), and live in emotional, in-the-moment reactions like “WHAT THE FUCK!!”. Altogether, an introspective, values‑driven, imaginative, somewhat chaotic inner life focused on fandom, ethics, and feelings aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If AM8 really is like opening night and you’re giving your soul to Alex Turner, can I at least be on the soundtrack? I promise I love AM as their best album too, even if TikTok ruined it for everyone else.
- You praying for your crush to talk first, watching Wife Swap while Do I Wanna Know plays, AND manifesting that dude you like? Consider this my red‑carpet ‘fresh out the slammer’ moment: hi, I’m the one who actually appreciates your Taylor x Arctic Monkeys agenda.
- You searched the entire internet for a South Park belly ring and only found two archived Reddit pics… I can’t give you Butters on your stomach, but I can give you someone to rant with while we rewatch the Butt Out episode and complain about it together.
- You juggling G‑Dragon tour theories, missing Mino, defending BigBang, and still having brain space to argue that Midnights clears brat is honestly impressive. I don’t wanna lick Taemin’s abs for $500, I just wanna sit next to you in the cheap seats and scream the lyrics.
- Being a Taylor Swift stan, a Damon Albarn defender, an Arctic Monkeys obsessive, and someone whose dad debates Syd Barrett eras with them is ‘not for the week’—but I’m trying to be strong enough to be the person you text after the Eagles win and the guy you like leaves you on read.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 | Taylor Swift, Charli XCX & Arctic Monkeys keep my grades low and standards high. Once stalled a project just to stare at Alex Turner pics.– @_aetay
Your signature cocktail
The TayXCX Turnertini
This cocktail is sweet, hyper, and a little chaotic—just like someone who tweets “arctic monkeys shirt arctic monkeys wallpaper arctic monkeys in my ear alex turner .* *** i am in my happy place 💆♀️” while also manifesting their crush noticing their Insta note in between Starbucks runs “eagles won, dude that i like responded to my insta note about him, my new bra makes me look skinny as fuck, taylor swift album soon, and i got starbucks”. Strawberry-infused vodka is for the unapologetic romantic who announces “doing backflips on that dick omg 😭🙏” to the timeline without blinking “doing backflips on that dick omg 😭🙏”. Cold brew coffee captures the late-night stan-brain that replays songs 40+ times and spirals over idols and rockstars, from blasting Doom Dada “i just listened to doom dada forty six times back to back today i really need csh1 rn seunghyun pleaaaaaaaasseeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😿😿😿” to staring at Alex Turner instead of doing homework “instead of doing my final german project that’s due friday i’m looking at pics of alex turner 🙂↕️🙂↕️”. The glittery blue curaçao is the flashy k‑pop, BigBang, and G‑Dragon obsession sparkling through the timeline, from screaming about tours “seunghyun posting right after gd announced the tour made me scream a little ngl” to missing Mino “lowk missing mino rn”. Vanilla syrup softens everything, because under the sarcastic posts about politics and fandom drama—like dragging people mad about old albums outcharting new ones “i fear that if your favs album is getting out charted by a 19 year old album and an 8 year old album because of some social media posts then it’s not taylor’s problem…”—there’s still a cozy, sentimental Swiftie heart defending Jack Antonoff ““jack antonoff sucks” uh he produced you are in love?? THEE best taylor song???”. Finally, a splash of lemon-lime soda gives it the fizzy teenage chaos of a 16-year-old who can go from ranting about school politics and racists in Gorillaz shirts “this one girl at my school wears a gorillaz shirt frequently but she’s a huge trumpie and racist like… ho do you even know the band???” to begging Taylor Swift and Charli XCX to feed their delulu crossover dreams “taylor swift x arctic monkeys pt 2 please please please please” in the span of a few posts.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They consistently show the classic Gryffindor tendency to loudly stand up for their beliefs and call out what they see as injustice or hypocrisy, even when it’s confrontational. For example, they openly slam right‑wing figures and their local community’s reaction to them with tweets like “so many people from my school are posting about charlie kirk and saying he’s in heaven and a better place like his ass is in fucking hell lets not lie” and “okay so why is my school student account trying to get us to wear red tomorrow for charlie kirk…”. Their willingness to make extreme, provocative jokes about politics and power, such as “where’s john wilkes booth when you need him” and “can we open the schools”, shows impulsive, dramatic, almost recklessly bold expression rather than careful diplomacy. They’re also quick to defend artists they care about with a moral edge, like calling out misogynistic or trivial fan discourse in “i’ve been a charli fan since pop 2 era but you literally can’t say you hate fan wars… WITH a screenshot of a post calling taylor ‘hitlor sswift’”. Even in personal matters they show emotional fearlessness and intensity—talking openly about crushes, social anxiety, and relationships while still shooting their shot with lines like “whoever this is reveal yourself so i can kiss u”. This blend of loud conviction, impulsive rhetoric, and willingness to fight for what they think is right aligns most closely with Gryffindor over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
mirrorball - Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift’s mirrorball fits them best because it’s about a deeply sensitive, slightly anxious person who still wants to dazzle and be seen, which matches their mix of social anxiety and desire for connection, like when they admit “social anxiety so bad i be praying for my crushes to talk to me first”. They’re intensely romantic and dramatic about their crushes and situationships, from “taylor swift released a happy album and all of the sudden a dude that i like is interested in me… taylor keep it up” to “situationship texted me for the first time in a month… thank youuuuu oasis!!”, which reflects the song’s theme of clinging to fleeting attention. mirrorball is also about constantly reflecting what others want while keeping a vulnerable core, similar to how they juggle multiple fandom identities—#1 tayxcx lover, Britpop, K‑pop, and more—like in “arctic monkeys shirt arctic monkeys wallpaper arctic monkeys in my ear alex turner .* *** i am in my happy place”. Even when they act loud and funny online, there’s a clear undercurrent of insecurity and yearning, captured in tweets like “going through my best friends who i’m not that close with… this is awk”, which matches the fragile, glittering sadness of the song. And as a devoted Swiftie who calls You Are In Love “THEE best taylor song” in “‘jack antonoff sucks’ uh he produced you are in love?? THEE best taylor song???”, a deep-cut, emotional Taylor track is exactly the kind of anthem that would suit them.
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