Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings about relationships and pain, like in “Everything hurts so much and when he leaves the hurt comes back. Dont leave me in the dark again…”.
- Self‑reflective: Frequently analyzes her own behavior and patterns, as in “These are the same unreasonable thinhs my mother did. I wish i could cut her out of me. I've become her”.
- Persistent worker: Shows determination in training and routines, e.g. “Im so excited im gonna train so hard for this role I’m gonna be so perfect by the performance” and “GAHHH FINALLY GOT A MAT FOR MY PILATES… gonna be working out like a machine this year”.
- Caring partner: Expresses deep concern for others’ wellbeing, like “I would still die for you. I still get sick to my stomach worrying about you.”.
- Goal‑oriented: Sets clear, structured goals for the future, as in “My goal for 2026 is to shift my vom purging to exercise purging… and end up unrecognizable by the time college starts”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑loathing: Often describes herself harshly, e.g. “My face is so fat… i look like a fuckingg pig i cant stop crying i cant look in mirrors im so unisghtly”.
- Disordered eating: Openly documents extreme restriction and purging, like “I've purged 3 meals today…” and “All ive had since about 2 days ago is a potato… 240cal in 2 days”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Links eating to bad outcomes in a magical way, e.g. “Ate too much at lunch and im convinced thats gonna somehow kill my friend”.
- Emotional volatility: Describes frequent breakdowns and intense swings, like “Cried 5 times in class today one of them was a choking sob i had to supress,, im such a wreck”.
- Social isolation: Feels alone with struggles and craves specific ED‑based connection, as in “I wish i had someone to talk to about ed stuff. I want competition… keep each other accountable”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she is intensely self-critical, intelligent, and burdened by overthinking and guilt, much like this user. The user constantly intellectualizes their pain and morality, saying things like “its so not fairm there's alsows a right and wrong theres always good and evil we can't be both, 𝘪 cant be both”, which echoes Lisa’s rigid sense of ethics and self-judgment. They also show a deep emotional sensitivity and feeling of isolation, writing “I throw myself into getting worse and nobody ever cares… Clearly i need to lock myself away till im sick enough for someone to see it”, reminiscent of Lisa’s frequent loneliness and sense that others don’t understand her inner world. Their fixation on being ‘good’ yet seeing themselves as rotten—“Bad people deserve bad things… just let me serve my karma”—parallels Lisa’s tendency to blame herself and carry the moral weight of everything around her. Finally, the intensity of their feelings about relationships and being forgiven, like “I mearly asked you to forgive me and take me back 10+ times since”, reflects Lisa’s habit of clinging to emotional bonds and replaying conflicts in her mind long after others have moved on.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read clearly as introverted (I): most tweets describe inner states, feeling alone, and masking, e.g. feeling like a "walking corpse" and wishing they could "lock myself away till im sick enough for someone to see it" in “I throw myself into getting worse and nobody ever cares. I realiz jobody cares and give up, then get more upset and make myself even worse. The funny bit? Nobody ever notices anyways. Clearly i need to lock myself away till im sick enough for someone to see it” and “Im So Sluggish. I cant remember if i fell asleep or not and its only been an hour i cant remember anything really. I feel like part of me is missing. I dont haave the energy to mask i just look and sound and feel like a corpse”. They lean intuitive (N) because they often interpret events symbolically and morally (“good vs evil,” karma, God testing them), as in “Its so not fairm there's alsows a right and wrong theres always good and evil we can't be both, 𝘪 cant be both” and “this same this this same ugly thing has torn down everything i cherish before. This was supposed to happen. God had to teach me a lesson when i just wouldn't listen. A prophet...”. Their decision-making is clearly feeling (F)‑based, centering on guilt, relationships, and the impact on others, like “You know i love you. You know this is killing me right. Theres no pleasure in this for me either” and “He has to hate me he has to. I cant keep down any real food without feeling sick all i can think about is how cruel i am”. They seem more perceiving (P) than J: while they obsess over weight, their behavior is reactive and emotionally driven rather than structured, with frequent swings, binges, and changing rules like “Lowk binged like hell over the weekend and reset my progress AGAIN ahahah” and “Gahhh i dont know if i should try and fast today... Probably not”. Taken together—intense internal emotional life, moral/abstract framing of suffering, self‑sacrificial love, and unstructured but ideal‑driven goals—this profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your watch and treadmill disagreed about burning 112 vs 86 cals on that 20‑min walk—how about we compromise and walk together so we can both agree the real gain is getting to the destination: us.
- You’re out here planning OMAD soup weekends and corn + protein bar dinners; let me cook you an actually balanced meal and we can count something new together: all the tiny ways I make you smile.
- You wrote that 2026 is for prioritizing your ‘wl’—what if we rebrand it as ‘win/love’ and make your next progress check about how much lighter your heart feels when someone actually listens to you.
- You said you’re training ‘so hard for this role’ and got a Pilates mat so you can ‘work out like a machine’—I volunteer as your scene partner and spotter; I’ll run lines, count reps, and hype you like you’re already the lead.
- You joked that you might need to ‘lock yourself away till you’re sick enough for someone to see it’—I already see you, no extra sick required; I’d rather be the person who notices when you eat, sleep, and feel okay for once.
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Student, athlete, and chronic overthinker. Runs on coffee, playlists, and long walks between practices. Once tripped over air during a standing ovation.– @_Angelrexic
Your signature cocktail
Garden of EDenial Fizz
The white rum with edible silver shimmer captures their ethereal self-image and obsession with becoming "smaller," echoing lines like "Need to be smaller." and the bio goal "UGW 80lb." Rose lemonade stands in for the soft, romantic part of them that still says "I would still die for you." and "You know i love you. You know this is killing me right." despite all the hurt. A blue curaçao mist lightly sprayed on top reflects the dizzy, disoriented mood from posts like "Im So Sluggish. I cant remember if i fell asleep or not..." and "Stood up feeling kinda faint and now i keep shaking..", giving color without overwhelming the drink. The dash of grapefruit bitters embodies their self-directed cruelty and guilt, as in "Bad people deserve bad things bad things I'll accept it as it comes..." and "Eat and bad things happen to them bad things happen to me this was a warning im sure". Finally, the tiny rock candy shard is a fragile sweetness you can bite or let dissolve, mirroring their wish that someone would "see me fighting" from "Cant you see me fighting? Please see me fighting." and their bio line "'under all this, i promise theres good'."
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show intense loyalty and attachment to people, even when it hurts them, which is very Hufflepuff-coded; for example, they write about an ex, “I would still die for you. I still get sick to my stomach worrying about you.” and later, “You know i love you. You know this is killing me right. Theres no pleasure in this for me either”, highlighting how deeply they care. They also have a strong sense of duty and responsibility toward others, even to a self-destructive degree, as seen in “I had to save your soul.i had to keep you safe” and “I'll do this alone, no more hurting anyone”, which reflects the Hufflepuff tendency to shoulder burdens quietly. Their work ethic and persistence also show through their approach to weight loss and training: “Not losing as fast as i want. Usually I'd give up by now. But I'll be consistent. The weight has to drop. Thats biology. I've been in control. I wont fail the test” and “Im so excited im gonna train so hard for this role I’m gonna be so perfect by the performance” both highlight steady, grinding effort rather than flashy ambition. Even when they see themselves as "bad," they frame it in moral terms like fairness and karma—“Bad people deserve bad things bad things I'll accept it as it comes no fighting just let me serve my karma”—which fits Hufflepuff’s preoccupation with fairness and ‘deserving.’ While there is pain, self-loathing, and some ambition around transformation, the core pattern is loyal, self-sacrificing, and hardworking rather than cunning (Slytherin) or glory-seeking (Gryffindor), making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish because it captures a mix of self-Loathing, dissociation, and feeling like a walking ghost, which matches their tweets about feeling like a corpse and wanting to disappear, like “I feel like part of me is missing. I dont haave the energy to mask i just look and sound and feel like a corpse” and “I've felt dead for weeks. I've been a walking corpse and if im lucky soon enough I'll be a real one.”. The song’s themes of being haunted by your own mind mirror their spiraling thoughts and self-blame, as in “Bad people deserve bad things bad things I'll accept it as it comes no fighting just let me serve my karma” and “I've been eating more than usual... Maybe if i cut back... the number will finally budge”. Lines in the song about wanting to end it and being tired of oneself resonate with their fixation on self-destruction and vanishing quietly, such as “Stay strong. Keep up appearance. Go down silently.”. The eerie, claustrophobic sound also reflects how trapped they seem to feel in their body and relationships, shown in “Everything hurts so much and when he leaves the hurt comes back. Dont leave me in the dark again” and their constant desperation over weight and worth like “Need to be smaller.”. Overall, the song’s perspective of being both the monster and the victim lines up with their belief that they are simultaneously rotten and deserving of pain, as in “Rotten” and “this same ugly thing has torn down everything i cherish before. This was supposed to happen. God had to teach me a lesson”.
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