Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on her disorder and its impact, like acknowledging harm in “lowkey hate myself for even giving myself an ed in the first place” and wondering about intuitive eating in “curious about how i'd look like if i gained a BIT of weight”.
- Supportive: Wants group accountability and community, e.g. inviting others in “does anyone want a wl gc where we hold each other accountable?” and making themed threads for others like “HSR ED headcanons + mealspo thread because i'm bored 🧵 for #edtwt”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and self-deprecating humor even in stress, like laughing about awkward moments in “FUCK ME i opened youtube… FIRST VIDEO WAS A SUBLIMINAL FOR HATING FOOD” and joking about her protein bar in “my protein bar got an erection”.
- Hardworking: Shows effort and ambition outside ED, e.g. celebrating achievement in “I GOT GRADE A ON MY CAMBRIDGE PROFICIENCY EXAM” and being excited about tutoring income in “YOOO I STARTED TUTORING SOMEONE i'm making money”.
- Caring: Worries about her best friend picking up disordered habits in “i'm scared that my ed might be rubbing off on my bsf” and enforces an age boundary in “if you're like under 16 i probably won't follow back bc i'm 18”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses suicidal ideation and extreme self-hate, like “if no one answers i will kms on live” and “holy fuck i should just kill myself i'm such a wannarexic”.
- Disordered-eating: Actively pursues dangerous goals and behaviors, such as aiming for 35 kg and strict rules in “Accountability thread! Trying to get to my ugw by summer (35 kilos)… under 700 cals… 10k steps” and planning BMI 15 in “how can i get to bmi 15 without my parents noticing”.
- Body-obsessed: Fixates on weight and appearance, doing frequent bodychecks like “bodycheck in mall changing room” and tracking wrist size instead of weight in “if my wrist fits the 2nd circle it's okay”.
- Risk-seeking: Shows willingness to engage in harmful or illegal behaviors, like asking for drugs in “WHERE DO YALL GET ADDY PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS #drugtwt”, considering laxatives in “tempted to try lax for the first time because i'm bloated”, and thinking about Telegram drugs in “did anyone actually buy drugs from telegram plugs”.
- Impulsive: Acts on strong urges, like binge episodes in “fuck fuck guys i cant stop binging what the fuck do i do i'm so stressed”, unplanned vibrator purchase in “last night i had an episode and bought a fucking vibrator”, and sudden extreme fasts in “i locked the fuck in, fasting for 40 hours”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: she’s bright, overthinking, and harshly self-critical, much like this user. Lisa is academically driven and high-achieving, which fits tweets like “I GOT GRADE A ON MY CAMBRIDGE PROFICIENCY EXAM FAAACKKK YEAH”, showing pride in intellectual success. At the same time, Lisa struggles with perfectionism and body image, mirrored by posts such as “holy fuck i should just kill myself i'm such a wannarexic even if i starve i look average i want to die” and “how can i get to bmi 15 without my parents noticing 😞”. The user’s sensitivity and emotional intensity, like crying in the school bathroom in “anyone else up crying for seemingly no reason in the school bathroom?”, also echo Lisa’s tendency to feel things deeply. Even their ethical worries about influencing a friend’s eating, seen in “i'm scared that my ed might be rubbing off on my bsf”, align with Lisa’s moral awareness and guilt when she thinks she’s hurt someone.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E) because they seek interaction and feedback, frequently addressing their audience and inviting group dynamics, like asking for opinions on social moves (“should i like my gym crush's insta story? or would it be weird since we barely talk? URGENT QUESTION”) and trying to start group chats (“does anyone want a wl gc where we hold each other accountable? Need to lock in for summer istg”). They appear Intuitive (N) because they often zoom out to bigger meanings and hypotheticals, such as wondering about catastrophic events as a way to avoid thinking about food (“is it bad if i always wish something catastrophically bad would happen to me so that i'd lose all appetite and wouldn't be able to think about food at all because of said event??”) and musing about how they’d look if they tried intuitive eating (“is it weird that i'm actually curious about how i'd look like if i gained a BIT of weight?... i'm still wondering how i'd look like if i tried to eat intuitively...”). Their style points to Feeling (F): they react intensely to interpersonal comments and validation, crying over being called “thick” (“my friend keeps grabbing me and saying that she loves 'thick girls like me' and it makes me cry so hard.”) and spiraling when a friend is mad (“my friend is mad at me i hope i die”), suggesting decisions and self-image are driven by emotion. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J: although they make harsh rules, they constantly change course, impulse-buying things (“last night i had an episode and bought a fucking vibrator oh my actual fucking god”) or swinging between fasting and binging (“fuck fuck guys i cant stop binging what the fuck do i do i'm so stressed”), showing a more spontaneous, reactive lifestyle than a rigidly structured one. Overall, their highly expressive, emotionally intense, social, and changeable presentation fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if your UGW is 35 kilos by summer, can I apply to be the extra emotional weight you carry around instead?
- You said fasting workouts give you ‘that look’—what if we did a fed workout together and the only thing we burn is our social anxiety at the gym?
- You bought a vibrator in an ‘episode’ and graded C2 Proficiency with an A—clearly you ace both English and bad decisions. Want to make another one and go out with me?
- You said chubby people are your type and that you’re into middle‑aged men… I may not be either, but I can overcompensate with good conversation and terrible HSR ED headcanons.
- Since you used your watch hole as a scale, can I be the test to see if your heart still has room for someone who doesn’t care about your calories, only your company?
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Your new Twitter bio
18 | Student, tutor & gym enjoyer documenting the chaos of exams, dry humor, and experimental low-cal recipes. Once bought a vibrator on impulse.– @_Anorexorcist
Your signature cocktail
The Aventurine Fastbreak Fizz
The sugar-free energy drink reduction channels their chaotic, caffeinated fasting vibe and energy-drink-as-electrolytes logic from “do energy drinks count as electrolytes i'm 65 hours into a fast and i've only had those istg”. Vodka infused with dried zucchini & pumpkin spice nods to their low-cal kitchen witchery and weirdly proud meal posts like “sometimes all you really need is 300g of zucchini for dinner. approx 50 cals” and “pumpkin oats!! 95 cals per portion it looks bad but it was sooo good”. The light cream liqueur shaken with protein powder represents their obsession with high-protein low-cal concoctions such as “sometimes when i'm hungry i just put protein powder with water and then eat it with a spoon like a soup. 100 cals 22g protein”. A blackberry-lime bitter syrup brings in the sharp, dark humor and self-hate laced through tweets like “holy fuck i should just kill myself i'm such a wannarexic even if i starve i look average i want to die” while still being bright and punchy. Finally, an edible silver glitter mist over the top captures their theatrical, online persona—from calling their account an “ed diary” where they “HATE CALORIES!!!!!” in the bio to the way they celebrate tiny milestones and aesthetics like “omg 666 followers heheheiieiheh funny number should i do smth to celebrate i love that number”, making the drink look as dramatic and extra as they are.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Vasha’s mindset is intensely goal- and results-oriented, in a way that leans more Slytherin than any other house. They frame weight loss as a strategic, long‑term mission, e.g. their accountability rules and specific UGW plan in “Accountability thread! Trying to get to my ugw by summer (35 kilos) ... rules: under 700 cals, at least 10k steps, 4–5 gym sessions a week, only whole foods”, and asking directly “how can i get to bmi 15 without my parents noticing 😞”, which shows calculated self‑preservation alongside self‑destructiveness. They’re also opportunistic and willing to bend rules when it serves them, like casually describing chronic shoplifting as “borrowing” in “i can't stop borrowing... now i started borrowing clothes and more 'serious' stuff AHHHHHHHH why does paying seem so optional now”, and hunting for appetite pills and study drugs in “i bought pills that are supposed to kill ur appetite i'll update if they work guys” and “WHERE DO YALL GET ADDY PLEASE THIS IS SERIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #drugtwt”. Their competitiveness, even when half‑joking, comes through in posts like “somehow i accidentally lost a bit of weight over the holidays???? (idk how much cuz i can't weigh myself but some of my bones stick out more kinda” and “ok so if i eat 800 cals a day or less and keep going to the gym i can get to my lw again by my birthday 😝”, which treat their body like a project to be optimized. While they show some Hufflepuff-ish care for friends (e.g. worrying that their ED is rubbing off on their best friend in “i'm scared that my ed might be rubbing off on my bsf...”), their dominant traits are ambition, strategic thinking, and willingness to cross lines—all hallmark Slytherin qualities.
Your movie
Your song
BORN2BURN - Siiickbrain
A well‑suited song for them is BORN2BURN by Siiickbrain, which captures self-destructive obsession, body hatred, and dark humor. Their entire account is an "ed diary" where they say they "HATE CALORIES!!!!!" and talk about fasting and restriction, like “ok i locked the fuck in, fasting for 40 hours (or until my parents force me to eat)” and “how can i get to bmi 15 without my parents noticing 😞”. The song’s frantic, chaotic energy fits their mix of jokes and crisis, such as “if no one answers i will kms on live” and “holy fuck i should just kill myself i'm such a wannarexic even if i starve i look average i want to die”. It also matches their fixation on pain and pushing their body past its limits, like “why is fasting addictive” and “do energy drinks count as electrolytes i'm 65 hours into a fast and i've only had those istg”. The intense, aggressive tone of the song mirrors how they talk about themselves ("oink oink 🐷" and “j wish i wasn't such a fatass”) while still having that internet-edgy, shitpost-heavy vibe that runs through their timeline.
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