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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, opinionated, online-poisoned in a funny way, but also clearly thoughtful and bookish. They rant about reading being looked down on in their environment, joking that “if you read people will call you 'acting all high and mighty because you can read'”, which is very Lisa-core "gifted kid in a dumb world" energy. They show moral outrage about creeps and exploitation, e.g. criticizing their roommate for defending a grown man sexting a minor in “My roommate defending a 24 year old grownass man moaning in dms of a 16 year old girl...” and noting how many men are being exposed as weirdos in “this is like 7th or 8th guy exposed for being a creep/weirdo”. At the same time they’re extremely online, media-obsessed and earnest about their niche interests—vtubers, gacha, and games—gushing in posts like “Time for my ritual of putting anime music and act like im an anime protag working hard” and “I HAVE HOLIDAYS ON 6.3 RELEASE DATE TIME TO PLAY IT IN A SINGLE SITTING”. Their mix of depressive asides such as “I hope I die soon”, sharp sarcasm, and sincere passion for art and games fits Lisa as a modern terminally-online version: idealistic, exhausted, but still deeply invested in the media and people they care about.

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They lean introvert (I): most activity revolves around solitary media (vtubers, gacha, games, reading) rather than offline social events, e.g. “Time to use this account till i finish luna IV to avoid spoilers” and “Playing ena and this has the same unsettling feeling I got when playing mouthwashing”, and when they mention people it’s often just a small circle like roommates or specific friends. Their humor and references show strong intuition (N): they quickly jump between disparate media/ideas (Hindu gods, Sonic vs Mario, vtubers, philosophy, cyberpunk, Limbus Company) and make abstract or meta comments like “the battles of heavens matters not to those fighting in hell” or “You can never appreciate the good if you don't experience a little bad in your life unfortunately”. They come off as primarily thinking (T): even when emotional they default to sharp, analytical or judgmental phrasing, such as calling out hypocrisy or creep behavior in a detached, critical way like “My roommate defending a 24 year old grownass man moaning in dms of a 16 year old girl...” and mocking arguments with “You can't wish for 99 cent ddr5 ram while using AI to generate everything on your media tab you stupid fuck”. Their timeline is highly perceiving (P): impulsive, in-the-moment reactions dominate—sudden outbursts about game patches, pulls, and character releases like “I HAVE HOLIDAYS ON 6.3 RELEASE DATE TIME TO PLAY IT IN A SINGLE SITTING” or “Sleep or grind?” show flexible, unstructured behavior rather than long-term planning. Combining introversion, abstract/associative thinking, blunt logical critique, and spontaneous reactions fits INTP best among MBTI types.

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Student of games, vtubers, and bad gacha decisions. Once farmed 80 pulls in a week “for research.” Opinions, screenshots, and occasional philosophy.– @_ariariariari__

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This drink hits as hard and chaotic as their timeline: strong overproof rum for the unfiltered, all-caps outbursts like “MY WIFE RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” and “IT ONLY GOES UP RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH”. Watermelon juice nods to the cute softness under the chaos (and the 🍉 in their name), the part of them that can still say things like “Suicide postponed” with a grim kind of hope. Cold brew adds a bitter, sleep‑deprived gamer edge for nights of “Sleep or grind?” as in “Sleep or grind?”, and lime juice keeps it sharp and reactive, like their quote-tweet snipes such as “You can't wish for 99 cent ddr5 ram while using AI to generate everything on your media tab you stupid fuck”. The spicy chili-salt rim represents the constant mix of thirst, rage, and stan energy for vtubers and games, from “fuck cringe culture I love watching vtubers” (bio reference) to “I HAVE HOLIDAYS ON 6.3 RELEASE DATE TIME TO PLAY IT IN A SINGLE SITTING”. Overall it’s a loud, slightly unhinged, surprisingly sweet highball that perfectly matches the mantra “LOVE ME LOVE ME HATE ME HATE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME KILL ME KILL ME,”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong pattern of calling out creeps and injustices in a very direct, confrontational way, which fits Gryffindor’s ‘stand up and swing first’ energy. For example, they criticize their roommate for defending a predator in “My roommate defending a 24 year old grownass man moaning in dms of a 16 year old girl...” and express disgust at repeated exposures of creeps in “13th day into january and this is like 7th or 8th guy exposed for being a creep/weirdo”. Their tone is impulsive and intense, like in “ISHMAEL LOCK TF IN HOW ARE YOU LOSING EVERY FUCKING COIN TOSS MAN, DON QUIXOTE IS WINNING ALL WHERE SHE IS SUPPOSED TO LOSE” and “MY WIFE RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”, showing big, dramatized reactions typical of Gryffindor’s fiery temperament. They also lean into dark humor around their own struggles, as in “I hope I die soon” and “Suicide postponed”, which suggests a reckless, head-on way of dealing with pain rather than a cautious, self-preserving Slytherin style. While they clearly think and read a lot, as hinted in “Beware man if you read people will call you 'acting all high and mighty because you can read'”, their defining traits are courage, outrage at injustice, and impulsive passion—core Gryffindor qualities.

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A fitting song for them is welcome to the black parade by My Chemical Romance, because it balances melodramatic angst, gallows humor, and stubborn resilience the same way their timeline does. They openly flirt with morbid, depressive humor in posts like “I hope I die soon” and “Suicide postponed”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on death, pain, and carrying on anyway. At the same time, they clearly care about their passions—vtubers, games, and characters—shouting things like “MY WIFE RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” and “PULONIAAAAAAA MY GOATTTTT”, much like the song’s dramatic, almost theatrical devotion to emotion. Their timeline swings between bitter cynicism (“Whatever man fuck you go die in a ditch or sumn”) and still trying to push forward with games, studies, and events like “Time to use this account till i finish luna IV to avoid spoilers”, echoing the song’s core message of enduring through the mess. The mixture of edgy humor, emotional intensity, and a kind of reluctant perseverance makes welcome to the black parade feel like their spiritual theme song.

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