Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Bio shout‑out to @CONEY_ROADS and loving posts like “happy national boyfriend day, i lauve it very much she's very dear to me” show strong, open affection.
- Animal lover: Frequent warm posts about dogs and their cat, e.g. “Norwegian elkhound spotted out and about holyyyy”, “Look at this pretty fella that I saw when I was dogsitting”, and fundraising for their cat’s dental care.
- Supportive friend: Boosts others and encourages them, like promoting their partner’s commissions in “Guys you should 🥹 you should c0mm ission my partner yeah” and engaging enthusiastically with friends’ jokes and art.
- Creative gamer: Shares fanart, ship names, and game anecdotes such as “south park fanart from me. aux.c yes i,m aux” and extensive TF2/Stanley Parable/Fallout comments, showing imaginative engagement with media.
- Socially aware: Calls out issues like racism in “Opening comment sections on literally just about any post about canada is like being punched square in the face because why is everyone and their mama racist” and critiques misinformation about animals in “'polar bears actively hunt humans, they're so dangerous' you're gonna make me pull out my hair”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Frequent off‑the‑cuff, intense tweets like “somebody fuckign buy me apple juice. im fsyucig, cravung apple. please” suggest emotions go straight to the timeline without much filter.
- Self‑deprecating humor: Jokes that lean on making fun of themself, such as “we're gonna see if I improved” and calling their skills “so ass” in “my directional skills were just so ass”, may undercut confidence.
- Sleep troubles: Mentions struggling with sleep like “i can't sleep and i found this fun little site where you just draw onto shapes” and posting late‑night boredom or restlessness.
- Health stress: Tweets about ongoing physical issues—e.g. “The evil hip that hurts for no reason (i'm limping)” and long hiccups in “Dude I've been hiccuping for hours now this is hell”—indicate recurring discomfort that wears on them.
- Financial strain: Needing help for unexpected vet bills in “we don't have that kind of money readily available for vet bills” and frustration with services like Capital One suggests money‑related stress.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: earnest, slightly anxious, very online, and driven by strong, specific interests. Like Lisa with her causes and passions, they care about animals and will mobilize for them, as seen when they wrote about their cat’s dental issue and shared a fundraiser: “if you guys could share this and donate if possible that would be so greatly appreciated”. They’re introspective and a bit neurotic in a relatable way, joking about health and discomfort, like “Dude I've been hiccuping for hours now this is hell” and “The evil hip that hurts for no reason (i'm limping)”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink her own wellbeing. Their nerdy, niche fixations—TF2, Fallout, specific ships like Heartmonitor, and long-lived fandom interests shown in “More and more stanley parable stuff on my fyp recently, my evil past is coming back for me (this interest never left me)”—mirror Lisa’s obsessive deep dives into whatever she loves. Finally, there’s an underlying sweetness and loyalty in the way they talk about their partner and friends, such as “happy national boyfriend day, i lauve it very much she's very dear to me” and “Guys you should 🥹 you should c0mm ission my partner yeah 🥹🥹 it's very worth it i promise”, which strongly echoes Lisa’s caring, supportive nature toward the people (and animals) she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about solo gaming, reading, pets, and their partner rather than large social groups, and they mention online mutuals and a priv account, e.g. “Wonderful things happening on my priv” and “Finding out people I follow live in the same province as me is so scary”, suggesting a small, close circle and guarded offline presence. Their focus is highly Sensing, centered on concrete experiences: dogs and specific breeds (“Norwegian elkhound spotted out and about holyyyy”), physical discomfort (“The evil hip that hurts for no reason (i'm limping)”), and tactile details like post‑surgery itchiness (“No one said how itchy this would be oh my god”) rather than abstract theory. They show a clear Feeling orientation: they promote their partner’s commissions with emotional language (“Guys you should 🥹 you should c0mm ission my partner yeah 🥹🥹 it's very worth it i promise”), express affection openly for their boyfriend (“my sweet boyyyy 🥰 @CONEY_ROADS 1437!!!!!!! ❤️”), and advocate empathetically for their cat’s medical fund (“if you guys could share this and donate if possible that would be so greatly appreciated”). Their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they often react in the moment with spontaneity (“Dude I've been hiccuping for hours now this is hell”, “I'm so bored 💔”), bounce between games and interests like TF2, Roblox, Fallout and fanart, and joke about staying up instead of following strict plans (“i can't sleep and i found this fun little site where you just draw onto shapes”). Taken together—artsy/fandom interests, strong emotional warmth, sensory focus, and a laid‑back, in‑the‑moment style—these traits best match ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting about HEARTMONITOR and Medtech like they’re your favourite ship, but have you considered a new dynamic: you, me, and a Tim Hortons run so iconic it becomes your next hit tweet?
- You miss Fallout, volunteer with dogs, and get jump-scared by wildfires and weird Canadian comments sections… if we were in a vault together, I’d absolutely pick the dialogue option that says ‘flirt with the extremely cool dog person who hoards bones and books.’
- You know how you said your hit tweet is your top surgery announcement? If I could, I’d retweet that with ‘POV: you just met someone who thinks you’re ridiculously attractive, is extremely proud of you, and wants to buy you celebratory apple juice.’
- You play TF2, have a bf-made Medic render as your pfp, and obsess over green Scout—so what if we queue together and you can pretend I’m that sniper your friend said ‘look it’s you’ about, only this time I actually show up in voice chat and fall for you instead of crits?
- You’ve got Lego flex posts, crackships, cat dental GoFundMes, and late-night dishwashing when you ‘aren’t tired at all’—I don’t want to scare you like finding out moots live in your province, but I do think we’d make a pretty cute little domestic side quest.
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Your new Twitter bio
Canadian, books & bones enthusiast, TF2 enjoyer, part-time dog sitter. Once had my mic suspended in Roblox for saying “locker.”– @_auxobl
Your signature cocktail
The Heartmonitor Highball
This cocktail is sweet, chaotic, and a little unhinged, much like the timeline that screams “MLAAAAAAAHHH 😝😝😝😝”. The spiced rum stands in for their high-energy, slightly feral gamer brain who misses Fallout and TF2 nights (“I miss fallout i need to play it again”, “the scunt that turned pyro that was the best part of my nightly tf2 time”). Sour apple liqueur nods to their dramatic apple cravings and generally unfiltered posting style (“somebody fuckign buy me apple juice. im fsyucig, cravung apple. please”). Cloudy apple juice softens everything and represents the genuinely soft, affectionate side that adores their partner and pets (“my sweet boyyyy 🥰 @CONEY_ROADS 1437!!!!!!! ❤️”, “Look at this pretty fella that I saw when I was dogsitting a while ago”). Raspberry syrup adds a bright, emotional hit, reflecting their willingness to ask for help with their cat’s vet bills and share vulnerable moments (“a kind of sudden dental issue happened with my cat… donate if possible that would be so greatly appreciated”). Finally, a sparkling water top is the fizzy brainrot that keeps them bouncing between Lego, books, Heartmonitor ship brain, and sheer boredom (“I'm so bored 💔”, “Heartmonitor is still a thing btw, Medic I love you 🫶”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, warmth, and care for others. They gush about their partner constantly, from their bio "my sweet boyyyy" to things like “happy national boyfriend day, i lauve it very much she's very dear to me and makes me want to maul several people and rip my hair out in a really good way!”, which reflects intense devotion rather than self-focused ambition or a hero complex. They consistently promote and support loved ones, such as encouraging others to “c0mm ission my partner yeah 🥹🥹 it's very worth it i promise”, and worrying over the well-being of animals, like the detailed plea about their cat’s sudden dental issue and sharing a GoFundMe for vet bills. Their affection for dogs and volunteering at a shelter, shown when they recall the owner’s comment about hounds and respond with "that genuinely one of my favourite things about hound dogs" in this tweet, underlines a patient, gentle fondness for creatures others find difficult. While they enjoy games, fandoms, and jokes, there’s little evidence of Slytherin-style ambition or Ravenclaw-style intellectualism dominating their personality; instead, their feed is steeped in kindness, attachment to friends, and a desire to take care of others, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited song for aux is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it matches their chaotic, witty, slightly unhinged but ultimately warm vibe. They oscillate between silly, unfiltered posts like “somebody fuckign buy me apple juice. im fsyucig, cravung apple. please pease please please please. fuck.” and more serious life moments like “My hit tweet being my top surgery announcement, this is awesome”, which fits the song’s mix of angst and defiant self-assertion. The track’s theme of navigating a hostile or judgmental world lines up with tweets like “Opening comment sections on literally just about any post about canada is like being punched square in the face because why is everyone and their mama racist”. At the same time, their love for their partner and friends, as seen in “happy national boyfriend day, i lauve it very much she's very dear to me and makes me want to maul several people and rip my hair out in a really good way!” and “Guys you should 🥹 you should c0mm ission my partner yeah 🥹🥹 it's very worth it i promise”, echoes the song’s underlying sense of camaraderie amid chaos. Their gaming, TF2, and slightly feral humor (e.g. “Me when I wag my tail me when i wag my shit”) embody the rebellious, youthful energy that Teenagers captures so well.
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