Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Active: He actively seeks out social experiences, from organizing “Bar em bar” outings to “looking for company to watch Duna 2”.
- Politically Engaged: He is committed to his beliefs, working for “Jornal A Verdade” and advocating for “socialist revolution” and public services.
- Resilient: Despite facing setbacks like a “motorcycle accident” that broke his leg, he continues to ride and travel long distances.
- Helpful nature: He shows care for others, whether it is “bringing a drill to a friend” after a long day or helping his mother “prepare the house for refugees”.
- Creative: Faced with financial constraints, he uses “creativity” to plan dates that involve spending as little as possible.
Weaknesses:
- Poor planning: He often struggles with logistics, such as “missing a deadline” because he misread an email or failing to check “storage availability” for a concert.
- Financial instability: He frequently mentions being broke, noting that a “trip to Curitiba” ruined his monthly budget and he “doesn't have money”.
- Emotionally needy: He openly expresses a high need for external validation and physical affection, tweeting that he is “stressed and needs hugs”.
- Procrastination: He admits to delaying necessary tasks, such as waiting months to “replace a deplorable seat cover” or finishing university credits.
- Social dependency: He struggles with solitude, stating he “cannot just chill alone” and experiences intense “social hangovers” when by himself.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Xavier is an idealistic intellectual who balances a deep passion for architecture and arts with radical political leanings, as seen when he advocates for the “revolução socialista” and critiques the right-wing. He experiences the same existential burnout and social isolation common to the Simpsons overachiever, frequently tweeting about exhaustion, such as when he says “Eu tô sem energia” or admits to a “ressaca social” after too much interaction. Despite his cynicism toward authority and the system, he remains a dedicated student, finding a musical rhythm in his studies like Lisa with her saxophone—though his choice is “Joe Satriani” to finish college deliveries. His tendency to feel like an outsider in his own city and his desire for deep connection over superficiality perfectly mirror Lisa's constant search for a “companhia” that understands her complex world.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Xavier leans toward Extroversion, feeling “social hangover” when alone and actively “seeking company” for movies and dates. His Intuition is evident in his “socialist revolution” ideals and his tendency to “explore creativity” to solve practical problems like a lack of money. He is a clear Feeling type, openly sharing his “stress and anxiety” and expressing deep “hatred for the feeling of sadness”. Finally, his Perceiving trait shows in his “spontaneous, potentially inconsequental” travel plans and a lifestyle of “bad decisions” and missed deadlines.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not have a sofa in Sapucaia, but I’d definitely travel across four cities and the Rio dos Sinos bridge just to be the one who doesn't leave you waiting 6 days for a reply.
- Forget Duna 2—I’m looking for someone to help me turn my '100/10 traveling' energy into a potentially inconsequentially long road trip. You bring the Pop, I’ll bring the road snacks?
- I heard you’re an architecture student who likes to save money, so how about a date that’s architecturally sound and budget-friendly? We can skip the R$ 25 entrance fees and just calculate the distance between our hearts instead.
- They say being a Ferb is your bingo card, so I’ll be your Phineas: I know what we’re going to do today, and it involves a date where I actually show up so you don't have to drink that birthday champagne alone.
- I promise I’m a better investment than a motorcycle seat cover or a health insurance plan—I’m reliable, I’ll give you those shoulder massages you tweeted about, and I won't crash your heart like a bike on the contrahand.
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Architecture student @UFRGS and socialist organizer. Once rode a Honda Pop to Santa Catarina just for a show. If I’m not at a rock concert, I’m probably hiking.– @_b_Xavier
Your signature cocktail
The Sapucaia Sidecar (Broken Kickstand Edition)
This drink captures Xavier’s life as a 'broke but bold' architecture student who is constantly navigating the 45km radius of Greater Porto Alegre. The Mezcal and Campari reflect his love for “banda pequena de rock triste” and his outspoken socialist politics where he claims “a DIREITA mente”. The splash of sparkling wine is a nod to his tragic birthday effort where he needed 10 friends for a free bottle but admitted “Veio 4 talvez e uma confirmada”. Finally, the espresso bean represents the utter exhaustion of a man who says “Não durmo a 72 horas” while balancing a “capa de banco deplorável” and an architecture degree.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Xavier demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of hard work and community loyalty, often prioritizing the well-being of others even amidst personal struggle. He highlights his dedication to service when mentioning his mother “preparing the house to receive displaced people from Canoas” right before they both ended up in the hospital, and shows deep interpersonal loyalty when questioning if he should “keep waiting for the person's time after the environmental calamity” instead of demanding attention. His exhaustion stems from a relentless work ethic, evidenced by delivering a tool to a friend “after a long day” at 9 PM. Despite his own hardships, his tweets consistently focus on “needing hugs” and valuing friendships, such as hearing “'friends are for these things' in one of the best possible ways,” marking him as a true Badger.
Your movie
Your song
Fast Car - Tracy Chapman
Xavier’s life revolves around the struggle of being a working-class student in Sapucaia who dreams of “moving out” and “realocating the burrow” to escape his current circumstances. He frequently tweets about his “plans that go wrong” and the financial strain of “not having money”, mirroring the song's themes of seeking a better life through mobility. His desire for “long and potentially inconsequential trips” on his small motorcycle highlights a yearning for freedom despite being tethered by “unpaid debts” and a slow-moving degree. Ultimately, his fatigue from “always being in the 'after'” resonates with the song’s weary hope of finally becoming someone who belongs somewhere else.
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