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Your Simpsons character
The mix of sports obsession, goofy bodily oversharing, and #fml moments lines up most closely with Homer Simpson. This user is clearly sports-obsessed and emotionally reactive, celebrating big games and players like in “Van Persie!!! #sick goal #ManUtd”, “Nash to Lakers!! #NBA #Lakers”, and “Unbelievable game! #womens soccer #Sinclaire #hattrick”, just as Homer throws himself into whatever team he’s rooting for that week. The self-deprecating humor and minor-life-crisis tone—like “Ripped pants at a wedding #fml”, “No suit jacket at wedding #fml”, and “Feel muuuuuch better!! #poo”—is very Homer-like in how he dramatizes everyday mishaps. Even the bio “B E A UTIFUL!” and tweets about being bored at work such as “I just got to work and I'm bored #worklife” echo Homer’s mix of simple pleasures, mild complaining, and childlike enthusiasm. Overall, the tone is fun, impulsive, and sports-loving, which best matches Homer over more serious or responsible characters like Marge or Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is full of social/sports excitement and direct interaction, like calling out a friend in “Yo @AnandmistryTO”, loudly celebrating national pride in “Caaannnnnaaaadddddaaaaaaaa!!!! #womens soccer”, and sharing personal mishaps such as “Ripped pants at a wedding #fml”, which suggests comfort being seen and heard. Their focus is clearly Sensing, centered on concrete, present experiences: sports plays like “Van Persie!!! #sick goal #ManUtd” and “What a Goooooaaalllllll! #Womens Soccer #Canada”, food in “Chocolate chip pancakes @terakita_b #awesome ideas #dessert”, and immediate bodily states like “Feel muuuuuch better!! #poo”. They read as Feeling over Thinking: their posts emphasize enthusiasm and reactions rather than analysis, as in the emotional highs of “Unbelievable game! #womens soccer #Sinclaire #hattrick” and the upbeat bio “B E A UTIFUL!”, plus playful exaggerations like “B E A UTIFUL weather and I'm indoors #worklife”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: their life seems spontaneous and reactive—complaining in real time about “No breaskfast b4 wedding #fml” and “No suit jacket at wedding #fml”, and generally going with the flow of sports events and daily happenings rather than talking about plans, structure, or long-term goals. Together, this energetic, in-the-moment, emotionally expressive style fits ESFP, the outgoing, experience-seeking “performer” type.

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Sports nut from Markham who once ripped his pants at a wedding and still showed up on time to work. Lakers, Canada soccer, and good vibes only.– @_BIGB_

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The B E A UTIFUL Buzzer Beater channels a Markham fan whose life swings between work grind and sports highs, just like the jump from “B E A UTIFUL weather and I'm indoors #worklife” to yelling “Caaannnnnaaaadddddaaaaaaaa!!!! #womens soccer”. Canadian whisky anchors it in home turf and national pride, echoing those hyped Canada soccer tweets. Orange liqueur adds bright, flashy notes for the showtime vibes of “Nash to Lakers!! #NBA #Lakers” and the disbelief of “Is this really the Lakers?”. Maple syrup brings a smooth sweetness that nods to the optimistic “Happy New Years! '13” energy while still feeling distinctly Canadian. Lemon juice cuts through with a sharp edge for all the #fml mishaps like “Ripped pants at a wedding #fml”, and a splash of club soda keeps it light, playful, and ready for another game-winning moment like shouting “Van Persie!!! #sick goal #ManUtd”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @BIGB's tweets is an enthusiastic, emotionally open, and somewhat impulsive energy that fits Gryffindor best. Their sports fandom is expressed in bold, in-the-moment outbursts like “Van Persie!!! #sick goal #ManUtd”, “Unbelievable game! #womens soccer #Sinclaire #hattrick”, and “Caaannnnnaaaadddddaaaaaaaa!!!! #womens soccer”, which read as passionate, ride-or-die reactions rather than calm analysis. Even everyday annoyances turn into dramatic mini-sagas, like “Ripped pants at a wedding #fml” followed by “No suit jacket at wedding #fml” and “No breaskfast b4 wedding #fml”, suggesting a person who lives experiences loudly and unfiltered, a very Gryffindor trait. Their bio “B E A UTIFUL!” and tweet “B E A UTIFUL weather and I'm indoors #worklife” also show a flair for expressive, almost theatrical wording. While there is some friendliness and humor that could hint at Hufflepuff, there is little evidence of methodical analysis or quiet ambition; instead, the public persona is bold, emotional, and spirited, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for @BIGB is Good Life by Kanye West ft. T-Pain, because their timeline feels upbeat, sports-loving, and focused on enjoying the moment. Their bio, “B E A UTIFUL!”, and tweet “B E A UTIFUL weather and I'm indoors #worklife” show a playful, optimistic personality even when they’re stuck at work. They get hyped about sports and big moments, like “Unbelievable game! #womens soccer #Sinclaire #hattrick”, “Van Persie!!! #sick goal #ManUtd”, and “Nash to Lakers!! #NBA #Lakers”, which matches the song’s celebratory, big-win energy. Even their misfortunes are treated with humor, such as “Ripped pants at a wedding #fml” and “No suit jacket at wedding #fml”, echoing the song’s theme of still feeling on top despite setbacks. Overall, their mix of fun, sports excitement, and light-hearted complaints fits the carefree, triumphant vibe of Good Life.

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