Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Compassionate: Shows real care for animals and others, like taking a neighbor’s neglected cat to the vet despite not being responsible for it: “bringing my neighbors cat to the vet tomorrow because they fucking neglect him…”.
- Emotionally Honest: Open about crying, rejection, and feeling bad, e.g. “i posted this after crying for an hour straight i believe in lying until i believe my own bullshit” and “yesterday i thought i was dying from really bad stomach pain got rejected…”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and absurd humor effectively, like “rizz so bad i’m gonna grab a pack of pencils and eat them” and “only thing i’m abusing is my dick bruh fym becoming the abuser 😭”.
- Devoted Friend: Constantly mentions friends and oomfs, worries when they’re busy or sick, e.g. “amane’s sick and passion hung up to do homework i hate it here” and calling oomfs even when they don’t pick up: “tried calling oomfs and nobody picked up i hate this”.
- Playful Nerdiness: Enthusiastically invested in niche media and games (yaoi, danmei, roblox, Infinity Nikki), e.g. “proud to be the only account on yaoitwt” and “WE doing all of the chinese lunar new year game events 😈”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive Talk: Frequently uses suicidal or self-harming language casually, like “whatever kms kms kms”, “i need to kms”, and “i’m bored… i’m kms”.
- Low Self‑esteem: Talks about hating himself and feeling lame, e.g. “if you hate yourself” and “i need to stop deleting texts… i need to kms”, framing himself as chopped or lacking rizz in multiple tweets.
- Communication Avoidance: Deletes messages before getting responses and struggles to ask people out, as in “i need to stop deleting texts before i get a response…” and “asking someone out has been bad 2 people in a row i think it’s a sign to never be proactive again”.
- Oversexualized Humor: Leans heavily on explicit sexual jokes, which can be off-putting, e.g. “cumtboy yaoi 🤤🤤🤤…”, “just got an indeed notification while jerking off”, and “gay porn”.
- Inconsistent Self‑care: Often mentions being sick, exhausted, or in pain while also neglecting basics like studying or money, e.g. “didn’t study for a test and now i’m sick so i can’t take it” and “forgot i’m broke and spent like 30 40 dollars… just to immediately get a notification that i have $2 left”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They read as a chaotic, attention-seeking menace with a good heart underneath, which is very Bart-coded. Their humor is irreverent and a little unhinged, like joking that instead of asking someone out you should “tell them to kill themselves ✅” or saying they’ll “grab a pack of pencils and eat them” when their “rizz so bad”. Like Bart’s endless pranks and stunts, they bounce between bits about yaoi and self-deprecation, such as “i stopped posting much for a few days and now i’m making up for it” and oversharing about stomach problems or jerking off with an “indeed notification” ruining the mood. Underneath the clowning they show real care, like taking a neglected neighbor’s cat to the vet in “bringing my neighbors cat to the vet tomorrow because they fucking neglect him”, mirroring Bart’s softer moments when he protects animals or looks out for friends. Their mix of juvenile humor, drama, and secret kindness fits Bart far better than the more responsible or earnest core characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and stimulation from others, complaining when friends don’t pick up calls or play games with them, e.g. “tried calling oomfs and nobody picked up i hate this” and “asked to play roblox and nobody responded whatever kms kms kms”. Their interests and humor show strong Intuition: they’re focused on fiction, tropes, and hypothetical or exaggerated scenarios rather than concrete, real‑world detail, like “i wish og shen jiu was a slut and got passed around like a blunt with... every peak lord” and their meta reflection on media such as “reading case file compendium and this resonates so much more now than when i had it saved beforehand”. They clearly prefer Feeling over Thinking: they lead with emotion, dramatizing rejection and loneliness (“this weekend has been great yesterday i thought i was dying from really bad stomach pain got rejected... we are so back”) and centering relationships and validation, while also offering self‑deprecating empathy like “it’s so funny when my friends come to me to ask for relationship advice or shit cause i’m literally the worst person to ask”. Their style is highly Perceiving: impulsive, scattered, and unstructured—overspending on gacha (“forgot i’m broke and spent like 30 40 dollars on the lads banner just to immediately get a notification that i have $2 left”), procrastinating on tests (“didn’t study for a test and now i’m sick so i can’t take it #thankyoubuddha”), and posting whatever crosses their mind or camera roll (“whenever i get slightly bored i either open imessage and put amane’s face over random stickers or post random shit from my camera roll like five times in a row”). Altogether, the expressive, relationship‑oriented, hyper‑online, and spontaneous energy strongly matches an ENFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you have no rizz, but you got rejected, cried for an hour, posted a cute selfie, and went back to yaoi like nothing happened—clearly you just need someone to grindr through the lore of Case File Compendium with you. Can I apply?
- You spent your last dollars on the lads banner and protein donuts while reading suicidal uke yaoi and still worrying about your neighbor’s cat’s eye… I don’t want to date anyone else actually, just the broke, depressed, cat-saving fujoshi from Fudan.
- You’re out here rereading SVSSS, wishing og Shen Jiu got passed around like a blunt by every peak lord, and I’m just wondering when you’re going to let *me* be the morally dubious side character who ruins your life lovingly.
- You’re sick, your tummy hurts, you think the bathroom mold is out to get you, and your friends won’t play Roblox or pick up calls—but you still spam Amane with random white boy stickers. If you treat your oomfs like that while unmedicated, imagine how dangerously adored I’d be if we dated.
- You said instead of money we should use omega slick and card declined means finger yourself; as a humble beta investor I’d like to propose a new currency: one (1) kiss from you clears all my debt and permanently soft-unblocks my heart.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
yaoi scholar, part‑time test dodger, full‑time cat uncle. once got an Indeed alert mid‑jerk and reconsidered my whole life.– @_boygina
Your signature cocktail
Omega Slick Yaoi-tini
The Thai milk tea–infused vodka nods to their bio location and slightly unhinged thirst, mixing comfort with chaos like “ok enough being straight i’m going back to kissing boys again #yaoi”. Matcha liqueur brings in the studious-but-not-really side and the danmei brainrot, inspired by “didn’t study for a test and now i’m sick so i can’t take it #thankyoubuddha” and “how many times in a row can i reread svsss before getting sick of not reading anything else”. Spicy ginger syrup captures their sharp, messy humor and tendency to say the wildest possible thing, like “ask someone out ❌ tell them to kill themselves ✅” and “only thing i’m abusing is my dick bruh fym becoming the abuser 😭”. Lychee juice adds a deceptively soft, sweet layer for the emotional, crying-in-yaoi moments, echoing “i posted this after crying for an hour straight i believe in lying until i believe my own bullshit” and “i can’t read angst yaoi in public cause why am i crying in an office rn”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water represents the constant chaotic social pings and calls, from “that one oomf who only picks up ur calls and reads ur texts when you post about it on twitter” to “asked to play roblox and nobody responded whatever kms kms kms”, giving the drink a fizzy, always-online finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in their tweets is an intense attachment to friends and a tendency to act for others even when it hurts them, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They literally recommend self-sacrificing behavior as a bit, saying they’d “really recommend doing things for other people that they would never do for you if you hate yourself” in this tweet, and repeatedly center their mood around whether friends will call, play games, or respond, like in “tried calling oomfs and nobody picked up i hate this” and “asked to play roblox and nobody responded whatever kms kms kms”. Their concern for their neighbor’s neglected cat and taking it to the vet in “bringing my neighbors cat to the vet tomorrow because they fucking neglect him; he hasn’t gotten any help…” shows concrete, unglamorous care and a fairness/justice streak that goes beyond jokes. While they’re dramatic and self-deprecating, their core actions—worrying about animals, clinging to friendships, and overextending emotionally—fit a loyal, soft-hearted Hufflepuff much more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the glory-seeking of Gryffindor. Their interests (yaoi, danmei, specific trope analysis) show some Ravenclaw-ish media obsession, but the defining trait across tweets is devotion to people and pets rather than intellect or status, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
boys - charli xcx
The song boys by Charli XCX fits them because so many of their posts orbit around gay crushes, yaoi, and being chronically boy-obsessed, like “ok enough being straight i’m going back to kissing boys again #yaoi” and “his tits looked at me first”. The track’s playful, horny, slightly chaotic energy mirrors their timeline full of NSFW jokes and fujoshi brainrot, such as “cumtboy yaoi 🤤🤤🤤…” and “i read yaoi that has the uke try to kill himself”. Lyrically, boys is about constantly getting distracted by guys, which matches them talking about rizz and asking people out, like “how the fuck are you supposed to ask someone out i genuinely don’t have rizz” and “asking someone out has been bad 2 people in a row i think it’s a sign to never be proactive again”. The light, cute production also fits their self-described kawaii vibe in posts like “feeling kawaii”, while still leaving room for the messy, oversharing humor seen in “only thing i’m abusing is my dick bruh fym becoming the abuser 😭”. Overall, boys captures their mix of flirty, self-deprecating, yaoi-obsessed personality better than almost any other mainstream song.
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