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Moe Szyslak is the quintessential depressed, lonely bartender who often contemplates suicide and uses alcohol as a coping mechanism, mirroring the user's frequent expressions of hopelessness and self‑harm. The user writes, “i wish i had a personal bathroom in my room cause then it'd be easier to clean up the blood when i cut myself,” echoing Moe’s self‑destructive tendencies, and says “if god wants to kill me he better do it quick,” similar to Moe’s fatalistic outlook. Their statements like “i can feel my depression deteriorating my brain… im getting dumber by the second” and “im so lonely” match Moe’s chronic loneliness and low self‑esteem. The request “need someone who isnt afraid to push me to my limit” parallels Moe’s readiness to endure physical abuse from patrons, while “wishing i had alcohol so i could drink while being a sad crying mess” reflects Moe’s reliance on booze. Overall, the combination of suicidal ideation, self‑harm, chronic loneliness, and alcohol cravings aligns most closely with Moe Szyslak’s character.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often describing inner turmoil and loneliness rather than social interaction, e.g., "im so lonely" and "I feel like I'm stuck being cold and distant even though I don't really want to be." They focus on concrete, sensory details about self‑harm and bodily sensations, such as "my scars from 2 weeks ago fully healed and now u can actually see some of them" and "I already wanna cut againnn i hate that i can't do it as much as i want to." Their decision‑making is driven by feelings and personal pain, evident in statements like "I really do hate myself. I need to get hurt" and "need someone who isn’t afraid to push me to my limit." Finally, they appear disorganized and impulsive, seeking immediate relief and constantly changing their behavior, as shown by "how to get worse tutorial" and "I'm trying to figure out a name…".

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18 | he/him | mental health ally | 🍰 baked a cake, got a frosting fight | #shtwt community | Cat lover– @_bwaaa__

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The "Bwaaah's Black Christmas" cocktail captures Asher’s mix of deep darkness and fleeting flashes of cute longing. Black vodka mirrors the void they describe, while blood‑orange juice and grenadine echo the blood‑filled self‑harm references like "i wish i had a personal bathroom in my room cause then it'd be easier to clean up the blood when i cut myself". A dash of habanero‑infused simple syrup adds the burning anger they mention in "feeling burning need a version of me who will straight attack a mf over the smallest thing". The splash of club soda and a single ice cube reflect the cold, distant vibe of "i feel like im stuck being cold and distant even though i dont really wanna be" and the fleeting holiday spirit they joke about. Finally, a tiny edible ghost garnish nods to their love of "awww cute ghost" and the occasional "kitty" moments, making the drink bitter, sharp, yet oddly sweet.

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The user shows a strong focus on self‑preservation and personal gain, often seeking others to inflict pain on them rather than caring for others ('need someone who isn’t afraid to push me to my limit', 'I need someone to hurt me badly'). They also display manipulative behavior, trying to attract an audience that encourages their self‑destructive urges ('I need to be one of those accounts who finds the wrong crowd of people who just encourage me to get worse'). Their statements reflect ambition to achieve the worst possible state for themselves ('how do i ruin it? I want the worst person alive to come and kill me'), aligning with Slytherin's traits of self‑interest, cunning, and desire for control. They lack the bravery of Gryffindor, the communal loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the scholarly curiosity of Ravenclaw.

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The track 'Hurt' reflects @bwaaa_'s ongoing self‑harm and numbness, matching the lyric 'I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel' with tweets like 'i wish i could cut againnn i hate that i can't do it as much as i want to' and 'while i was cutting something had happened and it hurt so bad but its giving me the biggest high I've ever felt'. Their repeated pleas for pain, such as 'can someone just say awful things to me until i cry and cut myself please', echo the song's raw confession of wanting any sensation. The hopeless tone in 'suicide so heavy on my mind rn, not quite ready to die yet though so im still hanging in there' aligns with the refrain 'What have I become? My sweetest friend, I'm …'. Overall, the bleak, introspective mood and focus on self‑destruction make 'Hurt' the best fit.

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