Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes her struggles, like acknowledging relapse and fear of consequences in “Yesterday I had an appointment with my therapist, she gave me some kind of ultimatum…”.
- Emotionally honest: Shares raw feelings without sugarcoating, e.g. “I feel like shit and like a horrible person… I am jealous” and “I feel just like a huge waste of space and air”.
- Hardworking: Keeps pushing through work and university despite depression, like working long shifts in “I have another 8,5h shift today 😭 My legs feel like they are going to fall off” and studying for exams in “My days are summed up by studying, stress eating and having a massive stomach ache”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets concrete targets (exchange year, grades, routine), e.g. “I need to improve my GPA for my exchange year” and planning weight goals in “I need to lock the fuck in and reach my ugw before August”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor to cope, like “sorry for being mentally ill ig... Let me deactivate my eating disorder (? ” and “sometimes I wished I were 15 again… Now I am 20 and I cry in my university library's bathroom”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Frequently calls herself disgusting or pathetic, e.g. “I feel disgusting” and “I am pathetic for enrolling in university two years late… I hate everything.”.
- Disordered-eating: Shows entrenched eating disorder behaviors and thoughts: fasting and purging in “Fasting for 36 hours because I am in my friend's house and he did mac & cheese, I tried to purge…” and extreme goals in bio “181 cm gw 49 kg”.
- Self-harm: Engages in and normalizes self-harm, e.g. “My blades are all dull so I have to do multiswipes” and infection worries in “I have an infection in one of my arm's cuts”.
- Suicidal-ideation: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die or attempt, like “I have been binging the whole day… Please end my suffering.” and “I want to attempt again and again until I reach what I desire”.
- Avoidant-coping: Avoids facing helpful support structures, e.g. skipping psychiatrist and feeling too embarrassed to return in “Now, my antidepressants' prescriptions have expired… I feel too embarrassed to show up after that long.” and trying to lie to therapist about relapse in “I don't know how I am going to lie because she has my mum's phone number.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intelligent, self-reflective, and deeply anxious, with a strong academic focus but a heavy emotional burden. Like Lisa, they worry about grades and the future while feeling overwhelmed, as seen when they wrote that they were "failing all my classes and that I will lose my scholarship if I don't snap out of it. But I can't." and "I need to improve my GPA for my exchange year, but I am in a constant brain fart." Their intense self-criticism and feeling out of step with their peers echoes Lisa’s sense of alienation: "I feel just like a huge waste of space and air. I am 21 and I feel like I am falling behind" and "I am pathetic for enrolling in university two years late while everyone kept going with their lives.." The user’s ongoing mental health and identity struggles, including suicidal thoughts and relapse fears — "I relapsed again, and I am constantly thinking about killing myself" — mirror a much darker, older version of Lisa wrestling with depression and perfectionism. Even their ethical/identity curiosity, like "I have been thinking for a while about going vegan," parallels Lisa’s moral ideals, but filtered through a very distressed, adult lens.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They strongly lean Introvert: most tweets describe internal experiences (panic attacks, self-hatred, suicidal thoughts) rather than seeking social stimulation, e.g. hiding to cry at university: “I started crying in class and hid in the bathroom to cry and call my mum”, and spending long periods alone in a severely neglected room: “I have been in a depressive episode for so long that my bedroom is a total dumpster. I fucking know there are cockroaches and ants but I cannot even get up from bed except to go to the bathroom.”. They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing: although they mention concrete things, their distress centers on identity, purpose, and future (“waste of space,” “falling behind,” no purpose), for example “I feel just like a huge waste of space and air. I am 21 and I feel like I am falling behind, I never planned anything for the future because I thought I was going to be dead at 17”, which is more existential than purely practical. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-oriented: they evaluate themselves and situations in emotional and moral terms (“pathetic,” “horrible person”) and are deeply affected by how others treat them, as in “My trainer literally ridiculed me in front of all the clients and told me to wear long sleeves because of my scars” and “I am pathetic for enrolling in university two years late while everyone kept going with their lives.”. On the Judging vs Perceiving axis, they talk about plans and structure but struggle to follow through, showing more P-like behavior: they set rigid intentions (“I need to lock the fuck in and reach my ugw before August” link; “Fasting for 36 hours because I am in my friend’s house and he did mac & cheese” link) yet often end up in impulsive binges and chaotic living conditions. Their self-description of being in a constant “brain fart,” procrastinating, and missing important appointments, such as “I’ve been missing my psychiatrist appointments because I couldn’t leave my house. Now, my antidepressants’ prescriptions have expired”, aligns more with Perceiving’s difficulty with sustained structure than with Judging’s follow-through. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, existential focus, self-critical moral language, and difficulty implementing plans—this profile best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you cried in your university library’s bathroom and still passed your German exam and treated yourself to an ice lolly — if surviving that isn’t main character energy, I don’t know what is. Can I be the side character who brings you snacks and moral support between panic attacks and linguistics classes?
- You once said your depressive episode turned your room into a cockroach dystopia, but you still powered through and cleaned it at 2 a.m. That’s hardcore. If you can defeat roaches and exams, I’m pretty sure you could also handle a coffee date with an anxious introvert like me.
- You joked about being ‘full anorexic mode and chronically online’ at 15 and now crying in the uni bathroom at 20 — plot twist: future you also gets a crush on someone who thinks your survival arc is way more impressive than any weight-loss arc. Mind if I audition for that role?
- Your therapist gave you an ultimatum about relapsing, your psychiatrist keeps changing meds, and you still drag yourself to class, work, and exchange-year plans in Switzerland. That’s the kind of resilience people write poems about… and I’d genuinely rather hear you talk about your favorite soup than your calories any day.
- You said a litre of soup being only 250 kcal was a win — statistically speaking, that means there’s definitely room in your daily intake for one low-calorie, high-quality date with someone who cares more about your GPA and your playlists than your GW chart.
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21 | linguistics student surviving on coffee, soup & dark humour. Once cleaned a room so messy it had cockroaches—now I just battle deadlines.– @_countingkcals
Your signature cocktail
The Exchange-Year Brain Fog Fizz
This drink hits like an anxious all-nighter: the espresso–cold brew base channels their constant exhaustion and panic about uni, inspired by “I am extremely exhausted and my vision is a bit blurry and weird (I see black dots)” and “Lately I have been feeling even more like shit, I know I am failing all my classes and that I will lose my scholarship if I don't snap out of it.”. The bitter grapefruit mirrors their sharp self‑loathing and jealousy, like “I feel like shit and like a horrible person. One of my friends has lost a shit ton of weight due to her illness and I am jealous”. A cucumber ribbon nods to their texture struggles and purging, from “I am still struggling with the texture of cucumbers and carrots but at least I can keep them down.” and the follow‑up “Nvm I just threw up the cucumber”. The Swiss herbal fizz is a hopeful sparkle for their upcoming move, echoing “I am moving to Switzerland for my exchange year, I need to save money and lose fucking weight”. Finally, a dark blackberry drizzle rests on top like pretty bruises of the past, honoring their relapse struggles and SH references such as “My blades are all dull so I have to do multiswipes but my hands are so shaky” and their confession “I want to attempt again and again until I reach what I desire.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
L☆ shows a strong Hufflepuff pattern of hard work and persistence even while deeply struggling with mental health. They push themselves to keep working and studying despite depression and panic attacks, like when they say they’re forcing themselves to clean their room during a depressive episode (“I'm forcing myself to clean my room. It is almost 2 am and I had a panic attack when I started.”) and still trying to pass exams and maintain a scholarship despite feeling they’re failing (“Lately I have been feeling even more like shit, I know I am failing all my classes and that I will lose my scholarship if I don't snap out of it. But I can't.”). There is also a consistent theme of duty and responsibility: they keep a miserable job because they “need the money” (“I want to relapse so much, I feel totally miserable at work… but I need the money so I cannot quit yet.”) and push themselves in university even when they want to drop out (“I don't want to go to class, I am seriously thinking about dropping out. I love my major but I just want to die.”). Their desire to go on exchange and improve their GPA is framed less as grand ambition and more as working hard to not fall behind and feel “normal,” showing Hufflepuff’s grounded perseverance rather than Slytherin-style glory-seeking (“I need to improve my GPA for my exchange year, but I am in a constant brain fart”, “I need to lock the fuck in and reach my ugw before August. I am moving to another country for my exchange year and I don't want to be fat there, probably that's going to be the only time I will feel like a normal girl my age.”). There are hints of loyalty and sensitivity to others—such as feeling horrible for being jealous of an ill friend’s weight loss (“I feel like shit and like a horrible person. One of my friends has lost a shit ton of weight due to her illness and I am jealous”) and being hurt when friends mock her limitations due to medication (“Sorry for being chronically depressed?”)—which fits a Hufflepuff’s soft-hearted, self-blaming nature. While there is some ambition around weight and academic goals, it is overshadowed by a steady, grind-through-the-pain mentality, making Hufflepuff the best fit overall.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, with its themes of self-destruction, intrusive thoughts, and feeling like a monster in your own body. They repeatedly describe themselves as disgusting and pathetic, like when they say “I feel disgusting” and “I feel just like a huge waste of space and air… I am 21 and I feel like I am falling behind”, echoing the song’s intense self-loathing. The track’s fixation on pain and harm parallels tweets such as “My blades are all dull so I have to do multiswipes but my hands are so shaky” and “Some day I will have the courage to post body checks, but for now you need to believe me when I say I have the most perfect cut in my thigh”. Their ongoing suicidal ideation and desire to relapse, like “I want to attempt again and again until I reach what I desire” and “I have been binging the whole day… Please end my suffering”, mirror the song’s haunted, cyclical darkness. Even their exhaustion with living and therapy, seen in “I don't want to go to class, I am seriously thinking about dropping out. I love my major but I just want to die” and “I relapsed again, and I am constantly thinking about killing myself, I want to ask for help, but I feel embarrassed”, matches the song’s sense of being trapped inside your own mind.
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