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Zofia aligns with Lisa Simpson due to her strong sense of social justice, intellectual intensity, and occasional academic burnout. She frequently engages in political discourse, such as calling out “FUCKING ZIONISM” and defending Ukrainian history against “idioci” who deny its heritage. Like Lisa, she is a dedicated student who feels overwhelmed by her workload, lamenting that she needs “WIECEJ GODZIN W DOBIE” (more hours in the day) and feeling sick from the stress of “education”. Her deep emotional sensitivity to media, exemplified when a story “Reminded me of Granny I need a fucking break”, mirrors Lisa's compassionate and often weary worldview.

Your MBTI personality Type
Zofia exhibits Introversion (I) through her self-described tiredness and solitary hobbies like gacha games and reading manhwa, noting she “sucks at watching anything” because she'll forget or keep it empty. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her strong focus on narrative lore and character archetypes, such as questioning “gi lore” and seeing deeper meanings in media. She aligns with Feeling (F) due to her highly emotional and values-driven reactions to social issues, fiercely advocating for human rights and denouncing those who “deny Ukrainian's suffering”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her chaotic, spontaneous energy and admitted lack of organization, often tweeting about “crashing out” over life's minor hurdles or struggling to “keep up with exams”.

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20. Nursing student and gacha enthusiast navigating exams and frozen streets. Once tried to cook rice and realized the kitchen is a hazardous zone. 🇵🇱🇺🇦– @_CraCoon_

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This drink captures Zofia’s chaotic energy, starting with a base of Polish vodka for her heritage and the “PIERDOLONY KURWA LOD” (fucking ice) that ruined her morning. The espresso reflects her “6 am crash out” and her life as a student who says “POTRZEBUJE WIECEJ GODZIN W DOBIE” (I need more hours in the day). The Blue Curaçao and mandarin represent her political solidarity and a specific craving where she “need mandarynka”. Finally, a dash of bitters is added because she admits “I suck at watching anything I'm just tired” and finds most things “dog water”.

Your Hogwarts House
Zofia consistently displays the Gryffindor trait of fiery advocacy, bluntly calling out others with phrases like “brainless morons” and “FUCKING ZIONISM” when she perceives injustice. Her impulsiveness is evident in her frequent “crash outs,” such as when she shouts “PIERDOLONY KURWA LOD” at the weather or admits she “never came in my pants so quick” over a game update. She exhibits a classic Gryffindor protective streak, urging her followers to be better by noting that “So many of my oomfs follow this person who denies Ukrainian's suffering Guys bffr”. This combination of unfiltered emotional expression, a short fuse for stupidity, and a strong moral compass defines her placement in the house of the lion.

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Zofia’s online presence is a chaotic mix of self-deprecation and exhaustion, perfectly echoing the sentiment of being the problem in her own life. She openly admits to her shortcomings, stating, “Man I suck at watching anything I'm just tired”, while frequently spiraling over small inconveniences like “PIERDOLONY KURWA LOD” or her own academic stress. Her bio and tweets reflect a person who feels perpetually overwhelmed by the world, much like the song's themes of insecurity and social fatigue. Ultimately, her admission that “chat i am fuckedkinda” captures that relatable, messy 'anti-hero' energy she radiates daily.

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