Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient Grounding: Uses physical tasks like playing the guitar to manage “ptsd attack this Thanksgiving”.
- Self-Awareness: Recognizes when they are “off my rocker” and need to “take my meds”.
- Dark Humor: Uses wit to cope with difficult situations, like being fired or having “auditory hallucinations”.
- Musical Passion: Frequently engages with instruments, noting they “played drums in vrchat all day and had fun”.
- Adaptability: Attempts to find joy in small things, like finding “Saint Motel” or a “white monster”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance Misuse: Admits to “abusing my thyroid meds” and mixing “sangria with a bit of aminita”.
- Suicidal Ideation: Frequently expresses a desire to die, such as hoping to “drive off the side of the mountain”.
- Social Isolation: Describes feeling like a “5th wheeling a polycule” and lives in “bumfuck nowhere”.
- Medical Neglect: Ignores long-term health issues, mentioning a “2 year long sickness infection... I've been ignoring”.
- Disordered Eating: Maintains a “bmi 18.1” and tweets about “only consuming beef jerky” in the past.
Your Simpsons character
Misty Quigley (via The Simpsons comparison)
While they explicitly mention their love for the character, the user mirrors Ralph Wiggum in their surreal, non-sequitur observations and proximity to danger. They often describe hallucinatory experiences and odd family dynamics, such as when their father makes strange comments in public, much like Ralph’s oblivious yet disturbing insights. The user frequently tweets about their detached reality, stating “I think the dreams may have been lucid in some parts... shooting finger guns at it until it died” and “I forgot to take my medicine today and I was like 'why am I seeing demons again'”. Their casual approach to extreme physical and mental states—like “turning my ovaries into chicken dumplings”—reflects a dark, Simpsons-esque absurdisim where tragedy and comedy are indistinguishable. Ultimately, their self-described “mentally ill goddess” status and penchant for “saying bullshit on twitter” captures the chaotic, unpredictable energy of Springfield’s most eccentric citizens.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user exhibits Introversion through a preference for solitary, indoor activities, stating they could spend “all of my time sitting here doing fuck all and getting brain damage when i could be doing other important tasks like laying in bed 24/7”. Their Intuitive nature is shown through abstract, surreal musings about dreams and symbolic self-destruction, such as “repeatedly looking under the desk beside my bed and seeing another me and then shooting finger guns at it until it died”. Feeling is dominant in their emotionally charged, vulnerable posts regarding identity and trauma, including the lament: “when will the day come when I can love someone and not be scared of them”. Finally, they demonstrate Perceiving traits through a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, admitting they “don't think I had a nightmare” despite waking with heart palpitations, and regularly acting on whims like “doing shrooms i've left out for like a year straight”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my lumbar spine? Because I'd like to place the winning bid and make sure you're supported for life.
- Forget the Garry’s Mod physics—if I saw you under my desk, I definitely wouldn’t shoot finger guns; I’d ask if you wanted to split a bottle of sangria.
- You can stop dyeing your hair bright colors to look unwell; your 130 BPM resting heart rate already tells me you’re exactly my type of breathtaking.
- I’m no Misty Quigley, but I promise I’m exactly the kind of 'Yellowjackets' level of chaos you’ve been looking for in your feed.
- I’m not a northern guy or a genshin player, but I’d happily spend an hour in your storage closet just to hear you play the guitar really, really loud.
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Your new Twitter bio
Musician and horror film enthusiast living in the Appalachian wilderness. hEDS advocate with a love for guitar, vintage finds, and quirky family anecdotes.– @_crash_out_
Your signature cocktail
The Hillbilly Hallucination
This experimental, high-voltage drink captures the chaotic energy of an “agender disabled freakazoid” living a “stupid appalachian life.” The moonshine and sangria nod to their tendency to “drink like one bottle of sangria with a bit of aminita” to mess with their dreams, while the absinthe rinse mirrors the “auditory hallucinations” and visions of demons they experience when off their meds. The vitamin rim represents their medical struggles, from “abusing my thyroid meds” to managing hEDS, while the guitar pick is a tribute to the time they nearly lost it after saying, “I lost the pick I like I'm gonna kill myself.” It’s a bitter, strong concoction served in a glass as thin and fragile as a “bmi 18.1” frame.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user exhibits a potent Slytherin blend of self-preservation and a dark, dry wit that leans into their 'outsider' status. They demonstrate a resourceful, albeit unconventional, approach to managing their health, such as “abusing my thyroid meds because my doctors won't give me my adhd meds back” and finding ways to cope through substance use, noting “I decided to drink to fix it and it worked”. Their ambition is less about professional success and more about maintaining a specific, edgy aesthetic, seen when they claim to “dye my hair a random bright color so the masses believe that I am mentally unwell”. Ultimately, their blunt honesty about their intentions—like using an account to “sexually harass men” or seeking out “intended audiences” at used stores—reflects the unapologetic, self-serving nature typical of the serpent house.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
The user’s online presence oscillates between self-deprecating humor and a profound sense of isolation, mirroring the song's theme of being 'too much' for others to handle. They openly discuss the instability of their mental state, noting, “I am once again off my rocker because I can't sleep and want to do all things all the time”, and express a deep yearning for a connection that isn't overshadowed by trauma. This vulnerability is most apparent when they ask, “when will the day come when I can love someone and not be scared of them”. Their self-view as a 'freakazoid' or a “mentally ill goddess” aligns with the song's narrative of embracing one's own eccentricities while feeling fundamentally alone. Ultimately, the way they describe their life as a “horror movie” captures the exact same lonely, cinematic melodrama present in Liability.
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