Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Blunt honesty: Openly states feelings and opinions even when uncomfortable, like venting about work and life in “quando o choque de realidade e a vontade de fugir…” and “surreal pensar no quanto eu mudei de uns anos pra ca…”.
- Self-awareness: Recognizes his own changes and loneliness, reflecting on authenticity in “surreal pensar no quanto eu mudei de uns anos pra ca…” and joking about lacking friends in “mt merda n ter amigos pqp”.
- Political consciousness: Shows awareness of social and political issues, criticizing elites and foreign policy in “incrivel como entra ano e sai ano e os ricos insistem…” and “brasileiro defendendo israel pra mim é a piada do século”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses irony and exaggerated humor, like “as veis dois paracetamol e um basiadin é janta” and “quer saber o meu segredo? MACONHA COMUNISMO E MONSTER”.
- Protective fairness: Defends people he sees as unjustly treated, like supporting cleaners at work in “me recuso a foder as moças da limpeza pq elas tão ficando 10 min a mais no café fodase” and criticising fanatical or abusive behavior in “a muie bateu no gay e reclamou q ele revidou tlgd…”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses aggressive insults toward individuals and groups, like “CALA BOCA CAVJORRO CALABOCA VC ME ESTRESSA…” and “pedinte de merda”.
- Group generalization: Attacks entire communities instead of specific behaviors, calling k‑pop fans and others “raças” and “esquisitos” in “kpopper é uma das piores raças da internet…” and mocking other fandoms or players in “muie quando acha que entende de cs”.
- Online aggression: Escalates conflicts publicly with threats or intense hostility, such as “eu vou te amassar mlk kkkkkkkkkkk” and “pau no cu me bloqueou ainda… lixo do caralho”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often frames life as exhausting or pointless, like “+1 ano cansado de viver, viva eu!” and “muito gostoso destilar meu ódio aqui no xuiter…”.
- Low empathy: Dismisses others’ problems harshly, calling people “burro” for tech issues in “que tanto problema vcs arrumam no pc de vcs?... ces sao é mt burro” and belittling strangers’ struggles or fandoms across multiple quoted tweets like “vira gente porra”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, foul‑mouthed, easily irritated, but also oddly self‑aware and occasionally vulnerable. Like Homer ranting about everything, they constantly explode at people and institutions, for example raging at tech and services in posts like “vai tomar no cu will bank, banco de merda malditos” and “3 hora da manha e uma porra dum vietnamita tentando entrar nas minhas contas vsf”. There’s also a very Homer-esque laziness and annoyance with work and responsibility, shown in “vaitomanocu to tomando meu cafe de fone ja pra n me pedirem nada e ainda vem uma maldita me pedir ajuda” and “quando o choque de realidade e a vontade de fugir e largar tudo pra trás bate ... quando vc ta trabalhando”. At the same time, he has flashes of introspection and feeling like an outsider, similar to Homer’s rare serious moments, as in “surreal pensar no quanto eu mudei ... quanto mais autentico eu me tornava, mais sozinho eu ficava” and “mt merda n ter amigos pqp”. The mix of crude humor, anger at politics and society (“brasileiro defendendo israel pra mim é a piada do século”), and clumsy but genuine emotion fits Homer far better than the more idealistic or disciplined characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they complain about social contact like “vaitomanocu to tomando meu cafe de fone ja pra n me pedirem nada e ainda vem uma maldita me pedir ajuda” and loneliness like “mt merda n ter amigos pqp”, and they don’t seek attention or validation, instead using X mainly as a venting outlet. Their focus is solidly sensing (S): they talk about concrete experiences (work, PC problems, specific games, politics, bank issues, weed, Uber rides) rather than abstract theories, e.g. “como pode 90% do conteúdo do cara é se vitimizar e falar o obvio, oq sobra ele fala de skin maluco chato da porr” and “toda atualização ficam nessa de que ta igual ao csgo, chega galera, foi bom enquanto durou mas ja tamo em outro jogo tlgdkkkkkkkkk”. They’re clearly thinking (T): extremely blunt, often insulting, prioritizing what they see as factual or logical over people’s feelings, as in “kpopper é uma das piores raças da internet… se vc n endeusar os esquisitos q elas gostam tu vai ser caçado até o inferno” and “antigamente o pessoal tinha vergonha de dar opiniao sem saber e ser taxado de burro/ignorante”. Their lifestyle reads as perceiving (P): they joke about procrastinating and improvising, e.g. “que tanto problema vcs arrumam no pc de vcs? o meu no maximo 2/3x no ano da algum b.o q eu não possa só empurrar com a barriga e resolver na hora” and casual, impulsive habits like “as veis dois paracetamol e um basiadin é janta”. Altogether this points most strongly to ISTP: independent, cynical, practical, focused on concrete experiences (games, tech, day‑to‑day annoyances), and expressing themselves in a direct, often abrasive, T‑heavy way while keeping their social circle small and maintaining a laid‑back, go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say your secret is ‘weed, communism and Monster’ — I’m just saying, if you add ‘a slightly annoying but loyal partner’ to that build, you might finally hit S-tier happiness.
- You miss your vacations, hate waking up at 8:10, and pretend to socialize just for beer… we could optimize that: skip the fake socializing, keep the beer, add me and a CS lobby you can carry me in.
- For someone who ‘doesn’t have friends’ and lives tired of life, you still defend cleaners, call out politicians and k-pop stans, and rage at will bank — that’s exactly the kind of chaotic, morally consistent energy I’d like to spend my 3 a.m. hack-attempts with.
- You’re always flaming people who don’t know how to use a PC, complaining about The Last of Us download giving you an Arab hacker, and dodging the company’s camera system… maybe what you really need is an IT girlfriend who fixes your tech and then breaks your back.
- You call yourself unlucky, but you got saved from being born in São Paulo, found Lil Peep, CS, and ‘rock of divorced dad’… statistically, the next stroke of luck is matching with someone who actually gets all your tweets — want to test that theory with me?
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Your new Twitter bio
IT worker powered by coffee, Counter-Strike rage and questionable playlists. Once blamed my PC to avoid installing office cameras—and it actually worked.– @_diegosntp
Your signature cocktail
Chapadaralhasso Negroni.exe
This drink runs strong and slightly unhinged, like someone who admits to being “trabalhando chapadaralhasso.” The cachaça infused with coffee is the overworked factory/office worker energy who complains about reality hitting at 13:09 instead of at night, as in “choque de realidade... quando vc ta trabalhando.” The red bitter aperitivo captures his constant rage-posting and political rants, like calling brasileiro defendendo Israel the “piada do século” in “brasileiro defendendo israel pra mim é a piada do século.” Cold brew adds that tired, cynical insomnia vibe of someone hunted by hackers and vietnamitas às 3 da manhã, as in “3 hora da manha e uma porra dum vietnamita tentando entrar nas minhas contas vsf.” The chili tincture is his explosive way of telling people to fuck off, like in “CALA BOCA CAVJORRO... VC EXISTIR ME ESTRESSA.” Finally, the flamed orange peel on top is the little ironic self-awareness and soft side under all the hate, the same guy who admits “muito gostoso destilar meu ódio aqui no xuiter” but also reflects on how being more authentic made him lonelier in “quanto mais autentico eu me tornava, mais sozinho eu ficava.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline is dominated by sharp self-preservation, unapologetic authenticity, and a willingness to go on the offensive, which are very Slytherin traits. They explicitly celebrate having stopped molding themselves to please others even if it leaves them isolated, saying that as they became more authentic they ended up more alone but “sincerely, FODASE” in “surreal pensar no quanto eu mudei… quanto mais autentico eu me tornava, mais sozinho eu ficava +”, which shows a cold prioritization of self over belonging. There is consistent strategic cruelty toward people they find annoying or morally wrong, like “pau no cu me bloqueou ainda, n é homem suficiente pra falar e aguentar a resposta” and the calculated relish in “muito gostoso destilar meu ódio aqui no xuiter, a vida fica tão mais leve”, reflecting Slytherin’s edge and readiness to use hostility as a tool. They also show ambition and a trolling, opportunistic streak in jokes like “vou botar um siliconao e comecar a vender web namoro tb nao vai ter jeito” and self-mythologizing lines such as “quer saber o meu segredo? MACONHA COMUNISMO E MONSTER”, which fit Slytherin-style persona-building. While there is some bravery in social/political takes, it is almost always delivered through cutting contempt and a survivalist humor rather than idealistic heroism, which makes Slytherin a much better fit than Gryffindor.
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smells like teen spirit - nirvana
A song that suits them well is Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, with its mix of sarcasm, disillusionment, and chaotic energy. They frequently vent frustration and nihilism in a darkly humorous way, like when they say “muito gostoso destilar meu ódio aqui no xuiter, a vida fica tão mais leve” and “+1 ano cansado de viver, viva eu!”. The song’s theme of alienation fits with their posts about loneliness and not fitting in socially, such as “mt merda n ter amigos pqp” and the reflection that “quanto mais autentico eu me tornava, mais sozinho eu ficava” in this tweet. Their constant irritation with people, politics, and internet culture mirrors the song’s anti-establishment, fed-up tone, seen in rants like “brasileiro defendendo israel pra mim é a piada do século” and “pqp os caras reclamam ate da animação q assistem tlgd… bando de insuportável dos inferno”. The chaotic blend of humor, anger, and exhaustion with life reflects the same restless, rebellious spirit that made Smells Like Teen Spirit an anthem for misfits.
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