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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, smart, political, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they care about social issues and fairness, e.g. calling out homophobia with “Chciałabym przesłuchać cały album ale jestem u lekarza ... thisishomophobia” and criticizing selfish classmates in “Czy większośc osób z mojej klasy właśnie narzekała ze ma wydać JEBANA ZLOTOWKE na mydło dla domu dziecka???”. They show strong empathy and frustration with their environment, as in “Mhm super siedzę w grupie ludzi których nie znam ... i czuje się bardzo źle” and “Super boję się wyjść z pokoju ... bo rodzice się kłócą:)”. Their bio and repeated mentions of depression and exhaustion, like “Nie wiem czy dam radę wrócić do szkoły... Jestem tak zmęczona fizycznie i psychicznie”, mirror Lisa’s frequent sadness and feeling trapped in circumstances she can’t control. At the same time, they’re creative and a bit nerdy (piano, books, K‑pop fandom) and still reach out warmly to others, such as “Dbajcie o siebie ❣”, which fits Lisa’s caring, idealistic core.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they frequently mention feeling uncomfortable around others, like sitting in groups and feeling bad (“Mhm super siedzę w grupie ludzi których nie znam (co z tego że są s mojej klasy) i czuje się bardzo źle”) and being scared to leave their room when parents argue (“Super boję się wyjść z pokoju albo nawet kota wypuścić bo rodzice się kłócą:)”), while using Twitter as a safer outlet (“Wracam na tt ... bo inaczej mmm mm nie wytrzymam”). They show strong Intuition: they dramatize and interpret situations in emotional/abstract terms rather than just facts, like anthropomorphizing depression (“Kurwa mac depresja nie mam teraz czasu jestem w galerii”) and turning a Polish class question about death into a romanticized image (“Pani na polskim ... Ja w głowie: Jezu przystojny jak chuj no”). Their language is clearly Feeling-oriented: they focus on emotions, relationships, and hurt, e.g. being upset at classmates for not donating (“Czy większośc osób z mojej klasy właśnie narzekała ze ma wydać JEBANA ZLOTOWKE na mydło dla domu dziecka???”) and expressing deep affection for idols and characters (“Jezu to było.. Wow I mean prawie płacze aktualnie ... Love u ❣”). They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life seems unstructured and last-minute (“Ogólnie to właśnie będę miała kartkówka z historii A nawet nie wiem s czego i nie mam podręcznika haHA”; “Jeszcze nie mam zadania ani ćwiczeń z matmy ... od początku roku nie zrobiłam chyba żadnego zadania:)”), and their tweets are spontaneous, mood-driven bursts rather than planned updates. Altogether, this mix of introspection, emotional intensity, idealistic moral reactions, and somewhat chaotic execution fits INFP best.

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Polish student, cat parent & chronic overthinker. Once tried to fix my bangs in 10 minutes and accidentally started a whole personality era.– @_eclipsim__

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with blackcurrant vodka as the shadowy base, echoing their depressive spirals and exhaustion in posts like “mam dość mam dość mam dość...” and “Nie wytrzymuje psychicznie przysięgam”. Pink grapefruit soda brings the wild, chaotic fangirl energy of “WTF BOZE MOJE DZIECI KKCHAM WAS TO JEST SWIETNW BOZEEEEE SJNSJSJWBABSK #PERSONAWelcomeParty #BoyWithLuvOutNow” and “HEYYY bitches #sf9inwarsaw”. A soft lavender-honey syrup captures their tender, caring side in “Nie miałam siły... Jeśli się obudziliscie właśnie to miłego dnia 🌞 ... Dbajcie o siebie ❣” and “We love you too ❣”. A dash of sea salt stands in for all the tears, swearing, and raw honesty in tweets like “Ja pierdole jak mnie moja matka czasami wkurwia że to hit” and “Kurwa mac depresja nie mam teraz czasu jestem w galerii”. Finally, the edible rainbow glitter rim is a nod to their queer, expressive side in “Większość w mojej szkole: ma tęczowy dodatek Ja: #TeczowyPiatek” and their delighted “gay shit” reaction in “Wow that's gay shit I to jeszcze centralnie przede mną”, making the drink an experimental, bittersweet fizz that’s both fragile and loud at the same time.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest and most consistent traits across @eclipsim_’s tweets are empathy, fairness, and emotional loyalty, which align closely with Hufflepuff. They get genuinely angry at classmates for refusing to donate even a tiny amount to a children’s home, defending basic decency and fairness: “Czy większośc osób z mojej klasy właśnie narzekała ze ma wydać JEBANA ZLOTOWKE na mydło dla domu dziecka???” and “Tak bo od KURWA MAC ZLOTKOWKI zbiedniejecie”. They also show a strong caring streak toward others’ feelings, e.g. worrying about annoying someone they admire and apologizing while expressing affection: “mam nadzieję że mnie nie nienawidzisz… przepraszam hah Love u ❣”. Even when they’re exhausted or depressed, they still try to be kind and supportive to mutuals, as in “Jeśli się obudziliscie właśnie to miłego dnia… Dbajcie o siebie ❣” and “We love you too ❣”. Their frustration with cruelty and lack of empathy from peers (“Nienawidzę ich tak bardzo kurwa mac”) also fits the Hufflepuff sense of justice and care for others more than the ambition or calculated self‑interest of Slytherin or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is The Truth Untold by BTS, because it captures themes of hidden pain, loneliness, and wanting to protect others from your own darkness. Their bio – “it doesn't matter if it hurts, make it tighter so I can't escape” – echoes the song’s feeling of being trapped inside one’s own suffering. They openly mention struggling with mental health, for example writing “mam dość mam dość mam dość mam dość…” and “Nie wytrzymuje psychicznie przysięgam”, which parallels the song’s quiet desperation. At the same time, they care deeply about others, as seen when they say “Dbajcie o siebie ❣” and express love for friends and idols, mirroring the song’s tender but guarded affection. Their intense emotional reactions to BTS content, like “WTF BOZE MOJE DZIECI KKCHAM WAS TO JEST SWIETNW BOZEEEEE”, show how strongly they connect to music that is both vulnerable and dramatic, making The Truth Untold a strong match.

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