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Moe Szyslak is known for his chronic depression, loneliness and frequent suicidal thoughts, which mirrors the user's repeated expressions of feeling worthless and wanting to die, such as 'me siento tan nada,tan inutil en todo,tan insuficiente' and '1 like y me mato'. Like Moe, the user also mentions self‑harm urges, e.g., 'como se me antoja cortarme todo el brazo' and a deep sense of self‑loathing 'soy una mierda'. Moe’s constant struggle to be accepted and his desire to be “normal” (he often tries to make friends and find romance) aligns with the user's tweet 'quiero ser normal' and 'quiero amigos'. Both display a mix of dark humor and desperate pleas for connection, as seen in the user’s tweet 'SOY UN PUTO GORDO DE MRD' which echoes Moe’s self‑deprecating humor. Finally, Moe’s background of being overweight and socially anxious fits the user’s self‑descriptions of feeling 're gordo' and having social anxiety.

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The user frequently shares inner feelings and seeks validation in a limited online space, e.g., "Necesito opiniones ..." and "quiero amigos", indicating a focus on the internal world rather than external social interaction. Their tweets are dominated by concrete, sensory descriptions of present pain and bodily experiences, such as "me siento tan nada, tan inutil en todo" and "como se me antoja cortarme todo el brazo", showing a preference for Sensing. Decision‑making is driven by intense emotions and personal values, evident in statements like "me siento jodidamente mal, todo me supera, quiero morir" and "quiero ser normal", reflecting a Feeling orientation. The language reveals a spontaneous, unstructured approach to life, with abrupt shifts and impulsive urges, for example "todo iba bien, y de repente me da un ataque de panico, siento que pierdo el control de todo" and "busco mutis OSDD 1b system", indicating Perceiving.

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Comic creator, gamer & writer (system) who finds solace in art & coffee. Once drew a full panel while my cat swiped the pen.– @_eidher09_

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The drink, called Eidher's Chaotic Elixir, is a dark, layered cocktail that mirrors the turbulent emotions flooding their timeline. Charcoal‑infused vodka gives the drink a heavy, opaque depth that reflects the feeling of being 'me siento tan nada, tan inutil en todo, tan insuficiente' and the weight of depression. Blood‑orange liqueur adds a bitter‑sweet punch, echoing the contradictory desire in 'Quiero follar' while also feeling 'soy una mierda'. Absinthe, with its historic reputation for madness, captures the 'random system' and multiple personalities hinted at in 'busco mutis OSDD 1b system, AuDHD, BPD', while jalapeño‑tequila brings a fiery edge reminiscent of the panic in 'todo iba bien, y de repente me da un ataque de pánico, siento que pierdo el control de todo'. The twisted candied ginger garnish adds a sharp, lingering finish, a symbolic nod to the self‑harm urges like 'Necesito autolesionarme ya x dios', offering a bitter but hopeful twist.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly seeks community and support, as seen in tweets like "Necesito opiniones..." and "busco mutis OSDD 1b system, AuDHD, BPD Eidher he/they", showing a desire to belong and help others understand their experience. They also call for followers and camaraderie, for example "sigannos en simply plural Random_system" and "quiero tener amigosssssssss, y también quiero matarme", highlighting perseverance in the face of personal hardship. Their focus on empathy, loyalty to their identity as a "system", and consistent effort to connect with others align with Hufflepuff's core values of dedication, patience, and supportive community. Despite expressing deep pain, the overarching theme is a yearning for acceptance and solidarity, hallmarks of the Hufflepuff house.

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The song "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails (popularized by Johnny Cash) captures the intense self‑destruction and hopelessness in Eidher’s timeline. Lines like "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" echo tweets such as 'Necesito autolesionarme ya x dios' and 'como se me antoja cortarme todo el brazo'. The chorus’s lament 'I’m so tired of being a part of this world' mirrors the user’s repeated expressions of feeling 'tan nada, tan inútil' and 'quiero morir'. The lyric 'Everyone I know goes away' reflects the isolation described in 'me siento jodidamente mal, todo me supera, quiero morir, me siento solo'. Finally, the stark honesty of the song’s confession resonates with the user’s blunt admission of trauma, 'Acabo de darme cuenta de que lo que viví fue abuso sexual', and their longing for a different reality, 'quiero ser normal'.

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