_Eligius_
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal: She defends friends and artists passionately as when she says 'Vou defender minha mana Iza de Olaria' and repeatedly asks for Måneskin/Beyoncé to come back, showing steadfast support.
- Expressive: Her timeline is full of emotionally honest, vivid lines like 'Sempre vou chorar vendo o liam nessas coisas cara' that show she communicates feelings openly.
- Curious / Hands-on: She experiments in the kitchen and with life: 'Fiz foccacia pela primeira vez', 'Fiz pizza', and first-time VLT rides show a tester mentality.
- Music-savvy: Her obsession with artist habits and Spotify stats — 'Eu estando no top 0,5% de ouvintes da Beyoncé' — makes her culturally literate in pop scenes.
- Resourceful: She manages budgets and practicalities (using Alelo, Itaú, catching different buses) as in 'Comprei o brinde no McDonald's e paguei no alelo' and 'Hoje é dia 2 e meu salário ficou todo no curso de espanhol'.
Weaknesses:
- Dramatic: Hyperbolic lines like 'Se Hamilton só passar no Village Mall eu queimo o rio de janeiro' sometimes escalate emotions beyond what the situation requires.
- Impulsive: She tweets quick, heated reactions — e.g., 'Anjun eu odeio você e espero que você exploda sua desgraçada' — which can burn bridges or sound extreme.
- Over-invested: Being 'top 0,5% de ouvintes da Beyoncé' and agonizing over tours suggests intense personal investment that risks disappointment.
- Petty when mad: Her vendetta-y phrasing toward services and brands ('Santander é muito ruim, que banco horroroso', 'eu odeio a anjun') shows grudges turn public quickly.
- Easily stressed: Messages like 'Deu tudo errado essa semana, se eu chegar até domingo sem me tacar da escada já vai ser uma vitória' reveal moments of overwhelm and low coping bandwidth.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is a surprisingly good match: intelligent, emotional and morally invested in culture. Like Lisa, L is passionate about music, moves easily between earnest fandom and sharp commentary ('Sempre vou chorar vendo o liam nessas coisas cara', 'Eu estando no top 0,5% de ouvintes da Beyoncé'). She is also practical and curious (cooking experiments, trying new transport), matching Lisa's mixture of creativity and conscientiousness. Both speak their minds and carry a big, sometimes comic, heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
ESFP fits well: Extraverted — she tweets frequently about social moments and concerts ('Maneskin por favor volte pra cá, tô com saudade de ver vocês ao vivo', 'A Vic no show da Anitta'), showing an outward energy. Sensing — she focuses on sensory, immediate experiences like cooking and late-night pool dips ('Muito bom tomar um banho de piscina de madrugada no calor infernal desta cidade') and concrete day-to-day details (Alelo, Itaú, bus numbers). Feeling — her decisions and reactions are emotionally driven ('Sim, fiquei meia hora chorando porque meu perfume quebrou', 'Sempre vou chorar vendo o liam nessas coisas cara'). Perceiving — she adapts, improvises and keeps plans loose ('A estagiária, vulgo eu, oficialmente de férias', spontaneous pizza/focaccia moments). Together these traits paint a lively, experience-driven ESFP who lives in the moment and values people and feeling.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Beyoncé? Because my Spotify keeps trying to make you my whole year — and I'm already in the top 0.5% for you.
- If you can make focaccia, you can make my heart rise — want to knead some dough together this weekend?
- I don't have a VIP pass, but I could be your personal concert chaperone — I'll buy the Chocotone with my Alelo if you promise front-row screams.
- They say returnable bottles are recycled — mind if I return your loneliness with a refill of company?
- You and I would be better than a surprise Måneskin encore — think of the stories we'll tweet about.
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Your new Twitter bio
L · Rio de Janeiro | intern by day, stan by night — Beyoncé & Måneskin devotee, eager baker (focaccia rookie), proud holder of a returnable Coke, night-pool swimmer and budget-conscious concert chaser. Living on Alelo & playlists. @SrZer0_ 💙 ∆– @_Eligius_
Your signature cocktail
Carioca Encore
The 'Carioca Encore' blends Rio warmth, pop sparkle and everyday quirks: passion fruit and lime reflect her Brazilian nights and pool dips ('Muito bom tomar um banho de piscina de madrugada'), the Coca-Cola splash is a wink to her 'primeira garrafa de Coca Cola retornável', and the spirit-forward base is playful and bold like her fandom energy. It's casual enough to enjoy with a cheap pizza and celebratory enough for a pre-concert ritual — exactly the vibe of her tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
She fits Hufflepuff through loyalty, hard work and a supportive streak. She defends friends and family — 'Vou defender minha mana Iza de Olaria' — and shows an earnest love for community rituals (family cakes, concerts, shared meals: 'Muito bom namorar e comer bolo nas comemorações da família dele'). Her practical, everyday resourcefulness (using Alelo, handling transport, paying bills) mirrors Hufflepuff steadiness. While dramatic, she prioritizes kindness and belonging over showy ambition, which aligns with Hufflepuff values.
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Your song
Jolene - Dolly Parton / Beyoncé (cover)
Jolene (and especially Beyoncé's recent take) is a perfect match because L explicitly mentions wanting to listen both versions: 'Pensando sobre como eu posso ouvir Jolene da Beyoncé e o cover do måneskin também'. The song's emotional intensity, longing and vocal drama fit her dramatic, music-first heart, and its multiple modern covers reflect her multi-genre taste (from Dolly to Beyoncé to Måneskin).
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