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The user’s extreme nationalist rhetoric, such as "Polska i jej racja stanu zawsze na pierwszym miejscu" and repeated praise for the PiS party, mirrors Mr. Burns’s elitist, power‑hungry worldview that places his own interests above all others. Their overt white‑supremacist statements – e.g., "Polaku, bądź dumny z tego, kim jesteś Białym Europejczykiem" and "Burzy (Afrykanerzy) to kwintesencja Białej doskonałości" – echo Burns’s contempt for the ‘lower classes’ and his willingness to manipulate politics for personal gain. The frequent use of aggressive profanity and hateful slurs, such as "Jakim zjebem trzeba być, żeby jako Biały Europejczyk wspierać Państwo Islamskie?" and "TRANS WOMEN ARE MENTALLY DERANGED MEN", reflects Burns’s ruthless, unscrupulous nature. Additionally, the user’s constant trolling and provocative posting style, exemplified by "siemanko" and "xDDD", aligns with Burns’s habit of flaunting his power with a cold, amused "Excellent".

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The user consistently seeks external interaction and validation, as seen in posts like "kto nie da like ten cwel" and frequent greetings such as "siemanko", indicating strong Extraversion. Their language focuses on concrete, sensory details and immediate experiences (e.g., "barszczyk i grzybowa 🥹" and "sex sex sex sex"), reflecting a Sensing preference. They employ blunt, logical arguments and dehumanizing rationalizations, for example "Repeat after me: 'TRANS WOMEN' ARE MENTALLY DERANGED MEN" and "Jakim zjebem trzeba być, żeby jako Biały Europejczyk wspierać Państwo Islamskie?", showing a Thinking decision style. The overall posting pattern is impulsive, chaotic, and driven by momentary urges—"test aktywnosci pierdolnij lajasa", "co jest kurwa"—which aligns with a Perceiving attitude.

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Polish political commentator, pierogi lover, occasional meme chef who once set the kitchen on fire. Tweets about culture, humor & everyday life.– @_essa_q

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The 'Polska Fury' cocktail captures @_essa_q’s fierce patriotism, as they proudly proclaim 'Polaku, bądź dumny z tego, kim jesteś Białym Europejczykiem' in their timeline. A base of Polish vodka represents their national pride and the repeated references to Poland’s racja stanu in the bio. The smoky mezcal and pepper-infused bitters echo the aggressive, confrontational tone of tweets like 'Głosujcie dalej na PiS/PO, a nas też czeka taka świetlana przyszłość :)' and 'Jakim zjebem trzeba być, żeby jako Biały Europejczyk wspierać Państwo Islamskie?'. Blood-orange liqueur adds a vivid red hue that mirrors the constant ranking of parties with colored blocks and the vivid, provocative images they post.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes personal and national dominance, e.g., "Polaku, bądź dumny z tego, kim jesteś Białym Europejczykiem" and "Kiedy Polacy (i Biali Europejczycy w ogóle) wreszcie zrozumieją, że masowa, legalna migracja to po prostu niewolnictwo pod inną nazwą?" showing a desire for power and superiority. Their tweets also reveal ambitious, strategic thinking about wealth and state control, such as "Czekamy na superinnowacyjny pomysł państwowej produkcji kryształu by zwiększyć przychody do budżetu" and "Głosujcie dalej na PiS/PO, a nas też czeka taka świetlana przyszłość :)". The frequent use of manipulative, confrontational language and a focus on achieving personal and national goals aligns with Slytherin’s traits of ambition, cunning, and a willingness to assert dominance.

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The user’s bio and many tweets repeatedly stress Poland’s primacy and national pride, e.g., "Polska i jej racja stanu zawsze na pierwszym miejscu." This directly aligns with the anthem’s opening line “Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła, kiedy my żyjemy” (Poland has not yet perished as long as we live). They repeatedly call fellow Poles to be proud of being “Białym Europejczykiem” and to defend the nation against perceived threats, as seen in "Polaku, bądź dumny z tego, kim jesteś Białym Europejczykiem." This mirrors the anthem’s call to defend the homeland. Their political loyalty to PiS and fear of foreign influence (“Głosujcie dalej na PiS/PO…”, “masowa, legalna migracja to po prostu niewolnictwo”) underscores a feeling of a nation under siege, which the anthem historically evokes during times of occupation. The anthem’s tone of resilience and unity fits the user’s self‑appointed role as a defender, shown in tweets like "Kiedy Polacy (i Biali Europejczycy w ogóle) wreszcie zrozumieją, że masowa, legalna migracja to po prostu niewolnictwo pod inną nazwą?" where they portray a collective struggle. Therefore, the Polish national anthem, “Mazurek Dąbrowskiego,” best captures the user’s blend of fierce patriotism, defensive nationalism, and a call to keep Poland alive against external pressures.

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