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Lisa fits best because she’s a creative, intense, and politically/emotionally aware nerd, much like this user is a self-described "music nerd" who plays piano and idolizes specific artists, channeling feelings into art like making band pins instead of "spiraling into misery and self destruction" and crocheting a giant Libertines bag. Lisa often feels misunderstood and out of step with those around her, similar to this user feeling alienated at school and at home, for example being "deadnamed by every teacher" and arguing with parents over shaving their eyebrows: "It's not a big deal I shaved my eyebrows off." Both have strong ethical/emotional reactions to the world, seen in intense football rants like "I'M KILLING MYSELF, omg arsenal why ON EARTH did you do that" and dramatic responses to illness and stress such as "I feel like I'm on fire... I feel like I'm about to collapse." Like Lisa, they’re intellectually curious and a bit anxious, thinking hard about identity and the future: "I hate how I have to explain my gender identity to everyone for them to get it" and "this is the first time I have asked myself WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE during a crochet project." Even their use of niche music obsessions and fandom spaces as refuge, like praying to Joe Strummer for Arsenal or getting lost in Depeche Mode and Pulp, mirrors Lisa retreating into her sax, books, and ideals when the world feels hostile.

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They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most tweets center on solitary activities, crafting, and music fandom rather than big social scenes, and they explicitly mention feeling like no one notices them, e.g. “bro low key I'm never involved in twitter drama, I never know what happens, I'm just clueless and no one looks at my tweets”, plus a lot of time spent alone crocheting and doing DIY, like “this is the first time I have asked myself WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE during a crochet project... I am making a 30 inch wide libertines bag (with the band logo) because why not????”. Their love of meaning-heavy music and tendency to spiral into inner reflection shows Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they fixate on themes like capitalism and suicidal ideation in music (“some great reward is the perfect album for when you're horny, suicidal, and hate capitalism”) and dramatize life events beyond just concrete facts (“I have a list of musicians who if they die this year, I am joining them ❤️❤️”). They clearly prioritize feelings, identity, and relationships over cold logic, which fits Feeling (F): they talk about gender dysphoria and being deadnamed (“guys I didn't kill anyone today despite being deadnamed by every teacher ❤️❤️”), and their reactions are emotional and value-driven rather than analytical, for example “I hate how I have to explain my gender identity to everyone for them to get it, and they just never will get it lmfao 😭”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they often improvise and act on impulse (shaving eyebrows: “WAR IS OVER I SHAVED MY EYEBROWS OFF”), start huge crochet projects then question them mid-way (“50/50 chance I quit because what the fuck 😭”), and joke about struggling to do the things they need to do (“I am very stressed because I need to do stuff but I can't physically do anything and I have no idea why and now I'm stressing out over not doing anything more 💔💔💔”). Putting this together—intense inner emotional life, strong ideals and identity concerns, creativity through DIY/crochet/pins, and a somewhat chaotic, spontaneous approach—INFP is the best overall fit.

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Piano-playing punk who crochets oversized band bags, stress-watches Arsenal, and overanalyzes Depeche Mode albums instead of doing schoolwork.– @_exc1t3r_

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Dry white wine is the base because they clearly actually enjoy it, not just drink to get drunk, as they confess in “White wine is so fucking tasty, I hate most alcohol in terms of taste and just drink to get drunk but white wine is just something you can truly enjoy”. A rough shot of whiskey captures their chaotic, self-deprecating Jarvis obsession and messy nights, like in “this whiskey burns and tastes like shit” and “I'm very homosexual for Jarvis Cocker.”. The Earl Grey tea syrup, loaded with sugar, represents their comfort rituals and sweet overstimulation, nodding to “please can someone stop me from drinking tea... please... i use two spoons of sugar and it's the only reason i have so much sugar daily...”. A splash of green herbal liqueur channels their unhinged body/health tweets and accidental body horror, like “why my piss is green???” and “I feel like I'm on fire, I feel so fucking hot but my temperature is 35.6”. Finally, blackcurrant bitters add a dark, emo tang for their punk, trans, melodramatic-core energy — the kind that jokes about DIY surgery and dramatic football despair in “DIY top surgery, when?” and “OFFICIALLY DONE WITH LIFE. WHY ARSENAL WHY WHY”. This cocktail is strong but playful, a little sick, a little sweet, and very ready to spiral to Depeche Mode at 2am.

Your Hogwarts House
Their feed is full of impulsive, emotionally intense reactions that fit classic Gryffindor energy: during football matches they explode with lines like “ARSENAL FUCKING GOT A GOAL AND THEN MANCJESTER UNITED GIT A GOAL IMMEDIATELY AFTER I WAS CELEBRATING OH MY GOD I AM KILLING MYSWLF” and “FUCK YOU MANCHESTER CITY ZFCK YOU TUCK YOU”. They also show a tendency to stand up for their identity despite hostility, as in “guys I didn't kill anyone today despite being deadnamed by every teacher ❤️❤️” and “I hate how I have to explain my gender identity to everyone for them to get it, and they just never will get it lmfao 😭”, which reflects courage in the face of social friction. There is a raw, fearless honesty in posts like “I have a list of musicians who if they die this year, I am joining them ❤️❤️” and “DIY top surgery, when?”, showing a willingness to vocalize dark or taboo feelings rather than hide them. Even their humor leans toward bold, slightly chaotic declarations such as “im such a whore, im listening to nin” and “i am transgender carl barat”, which fits the archetype of a brash, big-hearted Gryffindor more than a calculating Slytherin or reserved Ravenclaw. While they clearly work hard on creative projects like crochet and DIY pins, the dominant pattern is emotional bravery, impulsive passion, and a tendency to loudly fight through pain—hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Boys Don't Cry by The Cure, blending melancholy, gender nonconformity, and wry humour. They’re openly queer and trans, grappling with dysphoria and misgendering, as seen when they explain accidentally reposting a gender dysphoria post and clarify it was about how they "want to" look “I accidentally reposted a post... because gender dysphoria”, and joke that they didn’t kill anyone despite being deadnamed by every teacher “guys I didn't kill anyone today despite being deadnamed by every teacher ❤️❤️”. The song’s theme of masking deep hurt with flippant bravado mirrors the way they talk about suicidal ideation and self‑destruction through dark humour, like making a Clash pin "instead of spiraling into misery and self destruction" “Clash pin I made today instead of spiraling into misery and self destruction” and saying they’d join musicians if they died “I have a list of musicians who if they die this year, I am joining them ❤️❤️”. Their fixation on post‑punk and gloomy yet romantic bands (Joy Division, The Cure, Depeche Mode) fits the song’s bittersweet, emotionally intense yet catchy mood, especially as they oscillate between feeling physically awful “I'm not okay I've been sick fot a week” and using music, DIY, and fandom as coping mechanisms. Boys Don't Cry captures their blend of vulnerability, gender‑nonconforming angst, and ironic detachment better than any other single, while also being by one of their favourite artists.

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