_Farine
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows strong emotions about sports, especially Canucks, in many tweets.
- Humorous: Uses jokes, memes, and exaggerated captions like She’s fucking a dragon!!!!.
- Engaged: Frequently quotes and replies to other users, indicating active community participation.
- Observant: Notes detailed game moments, e.g., questioning defensive strategies like Why are kampf and garland double teaming.
- Authentic: Shares personal feelings and daily life, such as I’m so upset right now and New bed frame yippee.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Posts abrupt angry outbursts and profanity, e.g., I’m ending it all and Fuck you Tom Wilson.
- Negative: Often complains about team performance, calling the Canucks atrocious and worst.
- Unfiltered: Uses vulgar language and aggressive phrasing without moderation, like Kill yourself in traffic tweet.
- Volatile: Emotion swings dramatically, from praising players to hating them within short intervals.
- Inconsistent: Topic jumps widely from sports to personal health, memes, and random remarks, lacking cohesive focus.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user’s frequent emotional outbursts and profanity, like "I’m so upset right now" and "Fuck you Tom Wilson," mirror Homer’s quick‑to‑anger, expletive‑filled reactions. Their obsessive ranting about the Canucks – "Good lord this Canucks team is atrocious" and "Canucks have 2 goals on 1 shot. I do not understand the shot clock" – reflects Homer’s love of sports and tendency to over‑analyze a game. Random, impulsive posts such as "Slammed a red bull on the way home from Victoria then had a 2 hour nap. Undiagnosed adhd goes crazy" capture Homer’s haphazard lifestyle and love of instant gratification. The mix of self‑deprecating humor ("vibe check king", "I’m ending it all") and simple pleasures like video games ("OSRS: Farine", "Can I buy Diablo 4 expansion yet") aligns with Homer’s blend of clueless optimism and childish enthusiasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The frequent, outward‑focused posts like "Love my solo beer time at the bar more than anything" and "Do I go to open mic night by myself and drink rye and gingers all night" show an extraverted, socially engaged style. They zero in on concrete, present details such as "Why are kampf and garland double teaming the point and leaving Thompson alone in the slot" and "Canucks have 2 goals on 1 shot. I do not understand the shot clock," indicating a sensing preference. Their emotional reactions and personal values are evident in statements like "I’m so upset right now" and "If Canucks trade for Formenton I will no longer be watching this team," reflecting a feeling orientation. Finally, the impulsive, moment‑to‑moment tone – e.g., "No better way to cap off a bad work day than by hitting every single fucking red light on the way home" and "Slammed a red bull on the way home from Victoria then had a 2 hour nap" – points to a perceiving, adaptable lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my max cape in OSRS? Because every time I see you my heart hits level 99 and finally unlocks the 'love' skill.
- If we were at a Canucks game, I'd be cheering louder than the crowd—just to make sure you notice I'm your biggest fan, even when the team's getting out-shot 2:1.
- Rainy bike season in Nanaimo got you down? Let me be your umbrella and we'll pedal through the storm together—no helmets needed, just a little 'cosmic crisp' energy.
- Are you Saitama from One Punch Man? Because one glance at you knocks me out, and I don't need a season 3 to know you're the perfect season 1.
- I saw you snagged Dayseeker tickets for May—how about we share a solo beer before the show and turn the night into a head-banging love song?
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31 | Nanaimo | Hockey analyst, OSRS veteran & indie music fan. Once offered a Lankinen for a Canucks draft pick—still waiting.– @_Farine
Your signature cocktail
Vibe Check on the Ice
The Vibe Check on the Ice captures @_Farine’s roller‑coaster of highs and lows, balancing the smooth warmth of Canadian rye whisky with the jittery edge of coffee liqueur, echoing their love for caffeine‑fuelled late nights ("Slammed a red bull on the way home from Victoria then had a 2 hour nap"). A drizzle of maple syrup adds a sweet, West‑Coast comfort that mirrors their occasional "yippee" moments like "New bed frame yippee". The bright splash of lemon juice gives a sharp bite reflecting the frustration in tweets such as "Good lord this Canucks team is atrocious". A smoked sea‑salt rim invokes the salty sea air of Nanaimo and the Canucks’ gritty ice battles, tying to the chant "CANUCK IM BEGGING". Finally, the garnish of a tiny glittering "cosmic crisp" sugar crystal nods to the tweet "cosmic crisp reign supreme", making the drink as unpredictable and sparkling as @_Farine’s timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user shows strong loyalty to their teams, saying "Thank god I’ve been a senators fan all my life I love Travis green" and threatening to stop watching the Canucks if they trade for Formenton, which mirrors Hufflepuff's emphasis on loyalty. They also display a nurturing attitude toward new talent, writing "I’ve watched buium score one goal and I’m convinced this kid is going to be a star" which fits the house's supportive nature. Their patience with a struggling team is evident in "We’ve never been as back as we are now," showing perseverance typical of Hufflepuff. While they vent frustration, it stems from caring rather than ambition, reinforcing the Hufflepuff values of dedication and fairness.
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(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones' '(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction' captures Farine's constant frustration and dissatisfaction with everything from their Canucks' performance to traffic and daily life. Their tweets like 'Good lord this Canucks team is atrocious', 'I’m so upset right now', and 'I hate it' echo the song's refrain of never feeling satisfied. They also vent about work and commuting, e.g., 'No better way to cap off a bad work day than by hitting every single fucking red light on the way home', and complain about team decisions, 'For the love of god if they flip this first rounder and don’t continue to sell off assets..'. The repeated theme of wanting something better but never getting it aligns with the lyric 'I can't get no satisfaction, 'cause I try and I try and I try and I try'.
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