_heisenbitch_
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on gender, social treatment, and family dynamics, like in “monthly complaint: when a male friend expresses the desire to smth considered masculine…” and “from a certain angle, I kinda look like charlie kirk, and that's terrible.”
- Humorous: Uses absurd, vivid imagery and timing for jokes, such as “it feels like there's a hairy smelly sweaty man forcing me to lick his belly button.” and the escape room birthday bit “I'll pay another guy to pretend he will kill us if we don't find a way out…”
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends and OCs, e.g. “me and my duo are both employed now wipes tears it was good while it lasted” and “ough I love sofia so much she's my baby girl I need to draw her moreeeureeueueue”
- Creative: Actively designs characters and runs games, like “designing a tall bulky man with long blond hair…” and “fav activity as a dungeon master is to follow no system and just bullshit around.”
- Principled: Strongly challenges bigotry and propaganda, as in “r*ligious 'people' need to seriously die… calling black ppl subhumans and saying all lgbts are frustrated pedophiles” and “I love my american friends but seeing the way they talk about nepal, venezuela, nigeria and laos…”
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Frequently escalates to hostile phrasing like “fuck you kill yourself” and “r*ligious 'people' need to seriously die”, which can alienate others.
- Shock-humor: Uses extreme sexual and violent jokes, such as “I wish the zombies in the game would team up hold him down and do things to his booty…” and “I would've touched him inappropriately”, which can cross boundaries.
- Self-destructive: Jokes about death and self-harm in response to stress, like “what do I do now. do I kill myself” and “everyone here is using drugs but I #cant because I am #clinicallyinsane and if I'm under influence I will #trytoendmylife”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages in combative rants about fandoms and media, e.g. “fuck this stupid ass franchise I'm out” and “you guys are dumb useless and proud jesus christ”.
- Cynical: Expresses strong pessimism toward religion, fandom, and culture, like “I'm christianism's biggest hater so anything that portraits this damned religion under a good light is dog shit to me” and “why does every good artist gotta be harassed out of this damned fandom”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly oscillating between crude jokes and unexpectedly sharp insight. Their timeline is full of gleeful misbehavior and horny, over-the-top posts like “feeling sick and twisted I wish the zombies in the game would team up hold him down and do things to his booty…” and “how hard is it to draw a dick cuz every nsfw artist either makes it too narrow… or makes it too fucking fat…”, which fits Bart’s perpetual boundary-pushing. At the same time, they regularly lash out at authority and institutions—religion, cops, Netflix, American propaganda—in an immature but perceptive way, as seen in “r*ligious 'people' need to seriously die…” and “I love my american friends but seeing the way they talk about nepal, venezuela, nigeria and laos…”. Their dark humor about self-destruction or stress, like “what do I do now. do I kill myself”, mirrors Bart’s melodramatic, performative angst rather than Lisa’s earnest introspection. They also show a fiercely loyal, bratty affection for friends and fandoms, visible in posts like “me and my duo are both employed now wipes tears it was good while it lasted”, which fits Bart’s ride-or-die devotion to his buddies beneath all the chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly engage with others, go on multiple dates, and socialize heavily, e.g. scheduling three dates and then regretting it in “earlier this week I was in a good mood and feeling bold so I scheduled 3 dates for the next 3 days”, and talking about bar encounters in “got approached by a guy while I was at the bar… he ordered the drink I was having… gave me his number and left”. They show strong Intuition (N) through abstract, conceptual thinking and meta-commentary about media and society, like critiquing Netflix’s viewer metrics in “not to be the devil's advocate but these shows got cancelled bc netflix gives priority to loyal viewers rather than audience scores” and American propaganda in “seeing the way they talk about nepal, venezuela, nigeria and laos makes me realize that absolutely all americans… are propagandized”. Their tone is sharply analytical and argument-driven, indicating Thinking (T): they pick apart LGBT and fandom discourse in “queer people on here are insufferable as fuck because they're socially inept… this whole discussion could be avoided if you talked to other lgbt people outside of the internet” and defend unpopular stances like Netflix’s cancellations with detached reasoning. They are clearly Perceiving (P): they embrace chaos and spontaneity—drunken nights, unplanned voice messages in “listening to the voice messages I sent people when I was drunk during new years eve and I made at least 7 love declarations”, a DM style of “just bullshit around” in “fav activity as a dungeon master is to follow no system and just bullshit around”, and impulsively scheduling dates they’re not in the mood for. Combining the extraverted, debate-hungry energy, abstract social commentary, blunt logical takes, and flexible, improvisational lifestyle, ENTP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if the gender-affirming dog bites men’s ankles and he went for yours… does that mean I can safely call you handsome and let the dog handle anyone who disagrees?
- You scheduled three dates in three days and then lost the will to live—how about we compromise: one low-pressure date, high-pressure Jaser/Outlast rant, and zero expectations except you having fun.
- You said Americans are all propagandized about places like Venezuela and Nigeria—how about you propaganda me instead: teach me politics, I’ll bring corpse revivers, and we’ll see which one of us cries first.
- As a dungeon master who makes players roll to see if they’re more woke than your NPCs, I volunteer for a saving throw against falling for you—though between your OC slop and horror takes, I think I’m already at 0 HP.
- You’re a trans chaser who hates cops, Christians, and cancelled Netflix shows, draws haunted dead wives, tanks Outlast on standard, and still went to the torture labyrinth to teach adults—statistically speaking, I’m pretty sure you’re my exact type.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Teacher, artist & horror enjoyer. Once taught a 4‑hour lecture, got stung by 3 jellyfish, and still logs on to argue about zombie games.– @_heisenbitch_
Your signature cocktail
Corpse Reviler No. 69
This drink starts with a gin base because they’re literally the kind of person who casually orders a Corpse Reviver at a bar and makes strangers cry trying it, as seen in “he ordered the drink I was having (corpse reviver), took a sip, coughed so hard he started crying”. The chili infusion represents their aggressively unfiltered, horny, and occasionally deranged posting style, like “I'm feeling dizzy I need 5 big men to pass him around like a blunt” and “feeling sick and twisted I wish the zombies in the game would team up hold him down and do things to his booty”. Black coffee liqueur stands in for their exhaustion, work stress, and being sent to the "torture labyrinth" of adult lectures in “my boss wants me to teach a 4 hours long lecture to adults aged 40 and above”. Lime and saline bring the sharp, salty humor and self-deprecation of “from a certain angle, I kinda look like charlie kirk, and that's terrible” and “thank god I'm not a gay bottom because my ass is so hairy it's unreal”. The absinthe is their dramatic, slightly unhinged fandom and horror energy from “fuck this stupid ass franchise I'm out” and “fuck this franchise oh my god fuck this life fuck every one of you”. Finally, the charcoal sugar rim mirrors their love of dark, politically charged takes like “r*ligious 'people' need to seriously die” and “I'm christianism's biggest hater”, giving the whole thing a sweet, burnt edge that’s intense, messy, and memorable.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
A fitting song for them is "Bad Reputation" because they lean hard into being loud, messy, and unapologetic about it. Their bio already screams chaotic confidence: “chaser first human second”, and they casually tweet things like “r*ligious 'people' need to seriously die” and “fuck this stupid ass franchise I'm out”, showing they’re not interested in being palatable. The song’s defiance of social norms matches how they joke about gender and sexuality, from “I'm against coming out culture I simply started using diff pronouns and a diff name and expected everyone to figure it out” to horny horror takes like “feeling sick and twisted I wish the zombies in the game would team up hold him down and do things to his booty”. At the same time, under the bravado there’s a vulnerable, slightly self-destructive edge in tweets like “earlier this week I was in a good mood and feeling bold so I scheduled 3 dates... what do I do now. do I kill myself”, which fits the song’s mix of toughness and emotional chaos. Overall, Bad Reputation captures their mix of dark humor, queer chaos, and refusal to tone themselves down for anyone.
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