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Your Simpsons character
They line up most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention-seeking, darkly funny, and constantly in trouble, but still clearly craving affection. Like Bart, they use edgy humor and melodrama as a shield, saying things like “hoy es un dia TAN ABURRIDO que si me mato enfrente de todos se rien” and “voy a cortarme el brazo pero cada gota de sangre sera mi tinta para escribirte una carta”. They’re hyper, self-deprecating, and proudly messy, calling themself “viejo floppero (yo)” and admitting “aveces (siempre) escribo pura mamada”, which fits Bart’s class-clown energy. Their rebellious streak against authority and family also mirrors Bart, like when they complain that their mom took their phone after finding out about their relationship: “me lo quitaron pq deje la uni y se enteraron de mi relacion tengo 18 años”. At the same time, beneath the mischief they’re intensely emotional and possessive in love, evident in tweets like “mi relacion mas toxica es en donde yo sea tu nv” and “Sabes k es tuyo mi corazon pero no t lo demuestro pk me da dolor”, which fits Bart’s hidden vulnerability beneath his troublemaker persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): although they seek attention online, they frame Twitter as a private inner world and fear real‑life exposure, e.g. “el miedo q me da si una persona cercana descubra mi doble vida en tuiter” and feeling watched in public with “me kaga que la gente me vea mucho… me voy a matar”. Their way of thinking is highly Intuitive (N), focused on inner states, identity, and symbolism rather than concrete facts, like “vivo en mi propia mente pero odio mi subconsciente” and joking about being a xenomorph instead of specifying their sex in “no tengo pito y no tengo puchita soy un xenomorfo”. They are clearly Feeling (F): their decisions and self‑image revolve around emotions, relationships, and validation, e.g. intense romantic/obsessive language in “el trato que merezco por él es el de su mascota si me pide lamer su zapato lo haria” and self‑deprecating emotional humor like “sin mis traumas siento que pierdo lo chistosito”. Their lifestyle is chaotic and impulsive, fitting Perceiving (P): they oscillate, avoid structure, and act on moods, as seen in “aveces (siempre) escribo pura mamada” and the spontaneous self‑harm comments like “mi unico glow up fue pasar de cortarme por desahogo a cortarme por gusto y aburrimiento”. Taken together—intense inner emotional world, identity/meaning focus, and unstructured, mood‑driven behavior—this profile best matches INFP.

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18. Coffee-fueled overthinker with green hair and too many playlists. Once shaved with a Dorco and got more cuts than from my worst ideas.– @_hellb0y666

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This drink is wired like their timeline: strong, a little unhinged, and theatrically dramatic, just like when they say “SUICIDIO” and “hoy es un dia TAN ABURRIDO que si me mato enfrente de todos se rien”. The absinthe/strong herbal hit is for the chaotic, intrusive-brain-rot vibe of “me falla bien machin el coco diskulpen” and the whole shtwt / self‑destructive aesthetic in “mi unico glow up fue pasar de cortarme por desahogo a cortarme por gusto y aburrimiento”. Black cherry soda makes it sweet, fizzy, and a little emo-romantic, matching “Sabes k es tuyo mi corazon pero no t lo demuestro pk me da dolor” and the obsessive love of “khe amor??? pq hablas con tu abuela???? amor no hables con tu familia amor me corte tu nombre”. Lime juice adds a sharp, sour edge for the jealousy and mood swings of “TODO ME DA CELOS Y KHEEEEEEE”. The glitter or black sugar rim is for the theatrical, self-aware main-character energy in “soi mi mayor fan me reviso el perfil cada 3 segundos” and the green-hair, attention-hating-but-loving vibe of “tener el cabello verde hace que la gente se me quede viendo... me voy a matar”. Finally, that tiny dash of chili is the toxic, horny edge of “que bonito cuando te cachetean antes de unos muack muack” and “por lo mucho que le rasguñe la espalda termino sangrando”, a little sting to prove you’re still alive.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin energy through their craving for intensity, control, and a kind of performative toxicity. They joke about possessive, obsessive love and wanting to be treated like a pet, e.g. “el trato que merezco por él es el de su mascota si me pide lamer su zapato lo haria” and “khe amor??? pq hablas con tu abuela???? amor no hables con tu familia amor me corte tu nombre khe amor pq huyes amoooorrrrr”, which reflects an intense, all‑or‑nothing approach to relationships that aligns with Slytherin’s obsessive loyalty to “their people.” They’re also very focused on image, status, and their own persona: “soi mi mayor fan me reviso el perfil cada 3 segundos” and “antes no sabia ni usar esta app de mrd y ahora es parte de mi” show a calculated self‑branding and self‑awareness that goes beyond simple Gryffindor impulsiveness. The dark, dramatic exaggerations like “voy a cortarme el brazo pero cada gota de sangre sera mi tinta para escribirte una carta” and “SUICIDIO” fit Slytherin’s flair for dramatics and extremity more than the straightforward courage of Gryffindor or the steady kindness of Hufflepuff. Even their jealousy and desire for control over social circles—“TODO ME DA CELOS Y KHEEEEEEE” and “maldigo a toda persona q me deje de seguir que se le tape el ane y no pueda cagar nunka mas”—signal a house that is highly territorial and protective of its status. Overall, the combination of possessiveness, dramatic self‑presentation, and obsession with their own curated persona point most strongly to Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is Star Shopping by Lil Peep, since they explicitly mention loving him in their bio and tweets and lean into that depressive, romantic, and self-destructive vibe. Their attachment to self-harm and dark humor, like “my unico glow up fue pasar de cortarme por desahogo a cortarme por gusto y aburrimiento” and “voy a cortarme el brazo pero cada gota de sangre sera mi tinta para escribirte una carta”, mirrors the song’s themes of pain and emotional numbness. At the same time, they are intensely attached and insecure in love, as in “Sabes k es tuyo mi corazon pero no t lo demuestro pk me da dolor” and “mi relacion mas toxica es en donde yo sea tu nv 😿”, which matches the song’s desperate, apologetic romantic tone. Their mix of wanting to disappear and still craving connection, like “Aveces quisiera desaparecer sin decir nada simplemente alejarme de todo y de todos” and “extraño a mi novio”, fits perfectly with Peep’s blend of isolation and yearning. Overall, Star Shopping captures their self-loathing, clingy devotion, and aestheticized sadness in a way few other songs do.

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