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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, creative, often overwhelmed, and hyper-aware of injustice and their own feelings. Like Lisa, they’re intellectually curious and artistic, obsessed with niche interests and creative output, seen in posts about drawing and art like “I love drawing but oh my god... My fucking neck” and “Hey guys I totally drew this Come give me validation yo”. Their family tension and feeling invalidated by a critical parent mirrors Lisa’s dynamic with Homer/others: “I can understand why mom is so mean, but that doesn't change the fact that both of her kids are reduced to trembling mess around her and one of them cuts themself” and “Happy about my hair but mom keeps finding things wrong with it and wants me to get a refund so now I don't feel good about it anymore”. There’s also Lisa-like sensitivity and existential angst, expressed in dark, hyperbolic humor about chores and school such as “The dishes piling up lowkey makes me want to kill myself and bleed out on the kitchen floor to tell people how much I hate it” and “Editing a PowerPoint for tomorrow class at midnight right now what if I just kill myself”. Their concern with ethics, body, and identity—including weight, gender presentation, and social media spaces—resembles Lisa’s intense self-consciousness and moral seriousness, for example “We starve NOW, I don't care about no acid reflux or joint pain or breathing issues anymore, I need all the fat GONE” and “Looks like every app is allowed to legally feed everyone's art to AI in Vietnam now, I'm taking down my art account”. Overall, the mix of introspection, emotional volatility, intelligence, and feeling out of place in their own family and broader culture lines up best with Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their activities are largely solitary (drawing, Roblox, bread baking, cleaning) and they vent online rather than describing big social gatherings, e.g. “GET OUT OF MY ROOM SO I CAN FUDAN IT OUT I'M LOSING INSPIRATION” and “When I grow up I'm going to buy a dishwasher, no more of this hand washing bullshit Also why can't dad help with the dishes all he does is sit all day” show a preference for being alone and inward-focused frustration. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing: they frequently spin emotional or existential interpretations out of small triggers, like “The dishes piling up lowkey makes me want to kill myself and bleed out on the kitchen floor to tell people how much I hate it #overreacting #chalant” and “Can you really call it trauma if you enjoyed it”, showing abstract meaning-making rather than just reporting facts. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling-based; almost every tweet is about emotional states, self-worth, or relationships rather than logic, for instance “I can understand why mom is so mean, but that doesn't change the fact that both of her kids are reduced to trembling mess around her and one of them cuts themself” and “Seeing the extent of my family's neglect, my lil brother was getting bullied…” focus on hurt and empathy. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life feels chaotic and reactive (last‑minute PowerPoints, fluctuating eating habits and weight, impulsive self-harm urges) such as “Editing a PowerPoint for tomorrow class at midnight right now what if I just kill myself” and “Fuckkkk I'm not losing weight fast enough, I've gotta get back to calorie counting”, suggesting difficulty with long-term structure and follow-through. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealistic/self-critical tone, abstract overreactions to mundane events, and a disorganized, improvisational lifestyle—INFP fits best.

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Plant geek, art goblin & chronic overthinker. Draws between lab shifts and bread batches. Once misread a date and panicked about June for 10 minutes.– @_herbology_

Your signature cocktail
The matcha-infused vodka nods to their performative, slightly ironic aesthetic hustle, like “Just me, my performative Chiikawa tote and my performative matcha”, giving the drink a jittery, focused kick. A zero-sugar vanilla cola reduction references their love–hate relationship with diet treats and weird flavors, from “Vanilla coke zero was so bad I'm not touching it again” to the constant calorie chatter like “Fuckkkk I'm not losing weight fast enough, I've gotta get back to calorie counting”. The tamarind & calamansi sour mix brings a sharp, chaotic tang for all the dramatic mood swings and self-deprecating humor, echoing lines like “The dishes piling up lowkey makes me want to kill myself and bleed out on the kitchen floor” and “We starve NOW… I need all the fat GONE”. A Chiikawa-pink lychee foam sits on top, soft and sweet, for the cute merch-loving, makeup-shopping side in tweets like “Chiikawa merch... Come to me Chiikawa merch...” and “I kinda had fun shopping for makeup and trinkets...”. Finally, the edible glitter ‘rust’ rim references their chronic, slightly cursed body complaints and worn tools like “These fuckers rust way too easily”, making the whole drink look a little corroded, a little sparkly, and very much them.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of introspection, analytical thinking, and creativity that points most clearly to Ravenclaw. They constantly dissect their own experiences and body sensations in a very observational, almost clinical way, like when they puzzle over their calorie intake and whether it "seems correct" in “Been eating in smaller portions more frequently, seems to work, I feel more sated, less hungry, but it doesn't seem correct... Are rice, chicken and squash broth really that amount of cals?” or try to differentiate between emotional and physical states in “Hard to differentiate between sadness and physical discomfort”. They also display a lot of creative energy and self-identity as an artist in “Shedtwt Artist • ⚠️The fattest Retroslop of Shedtwt⚠️” and “Hey guys I totally drew this Come give me validation yo”, as well as talking about Roblox game concepts in “If I could code, I'd want to make a Roblox game about operating a train that's also a shelter and letting on board survivors of a post apocalyptic world”. Their humor is often self-aware and concept-driven rather than purely impulsive, for example in “Adulthood is an endless cycle of cooking in the morning and cleaning your house in the evening” and “I looked at this and went 'In JUNE 😨😨😨???' but then remembered Americans use mm/dd/yyyy instead of dd/mm/yyyy”, which shows a tendency to notice and comment on patterns and systems. While they do express strong emotions and self-destructive thoughts, the through-line is an overthinking, introspective, creative mind—which fits Ravenclaw more than the other houses.

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A fitting song for @herbology is Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown, because it captures messy gender feelings, self‑loathing, and dark humor all at once. Their androgynous, fluid presentation and shedtwt identity show in tweets like “Feeling girly right now so we're wearing the girliest panty we could find” and “I selected ForThem because they have fun colours... So excited...”, echoing the song’s awkward, gender‑nonconforming narrator. The song’s raw mix of self‑hate and morbid jokes fits their body image struggles and ED-adjacent rhetoric, like “We starve NOW, I don't care about no acid reflux or joint pain or breathing issues anymore, I need all the fat GONE and if my stomach hurts the rest of the body I'll just SLIT MYSELF” and “Fuckkkk I'm not losing weight fast enough, I've gotta get back to calorie counting”. Their frequent suicidal jokes and self-harm history — for example “Editing a PowerPoint for tomorrow class at midnight right now what if I just kill myself” and “Huh... I just realised I literally covered a school bathroom's stall with blood and threw blades and tissues on the ground during my longest sesh yet” — mirror the song’s way of masking serious pain with a childish, sarcastic tone. At the same time, their love for niche fandoms and being "cringe"—like “Can the normies just leave our cringe spaces. You can't be for real dawg, you're going to CONVENTIONS, we're all SWEATY AND CRINGE HERE”—matches the song’s vulnerable, nerdy-core vibe.

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