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Rита's intelligence, her love for music, and her introspective nature make her a lot like Lisa Simpson. Lisa is known for her intelligence, her love for classical music, and her deep thoughts about the world, 'I’ve come to the conclusion that God likes to play games with me, he keeps giving me all I ever wanted then takes it away', 'When he listens to Lana Del Rey', 'Reading Mein Kampf in public and doing this every 10 seconds so people know I don’t agree with it'. Both Lisa and Rита are also very passionate about their beliefs and are not afraid to express their opinions, even if it means going against the grain, 'It’s so retarded when women hate other women because of men', 'If my English seems broken please remember that I speak four languages and you don’t'.

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Model, fashion enthusiast, Lana Del Rey devotee. I'm not on a diet, I just eat like shit and my body looks like that because I'm a good person.– @_heroindiet

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Rита's tweets reveal a strong sense of ambition, a desire for control, and a willingness to use her intelligence and cunning to achieve her goals. Her tweets about her desire to be thin, her control over her body, and her ambition to be successful in the modeling world, 'Thinness is next to godliness', 'I don’t do drugs because I’m a control freak and I need to be in control of myself all the time', 'I have to be the most esoteric model backstage', all point to the characteristics of a Slytherin. She also shows a certain level of ruthlessness in her tweets about her desire to be successful and her disdain for those who try to diminish her, 'There is nothing more utterly desperate in this world than someone attempting to diminish another’s clear potential, grace, beauty or talent.' This aligns with the Slytherin's tendency to be ambitious, cunning, and resourceful, even if it means being ruthless to achieve their goals.

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The song 'Video Games' by Lana Del Rey perfectly captures the themes of love, obsession, and the longing for connection that are present in Rита's tweets. Her tweets about her love for Lana Del Rey, her desire for a relationship, and her struggles with loneliness all resonate with the song's themes, 'When he listens to Lana Del Rey', 'A relationship should be 50/50, you devote your entire life to me and I hold your hand', 'Solitude is the only lover that finds me truly striking'. The song's melancholic and dreamy atmosphere also aligns with Rита's introspective and emotional nature, 'I need a father, I need a mother, I need some old, wiser being to cry to. I talk to God but the sky is empty.', 'I can’t stop thinking about it'.

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