Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unabashedly Enthusiastic: He expresses intense joy for his interests, particularly the song Drowning Lessons, which he calls “pure joy.”
- Appreciative Partner: He frequently praises his partner for helping him with math tests and creates fan art comparisons for them.
- Community Oriented: He actively tries to build connections by telling followers they are his “best friend” and asking for new friends on Discord.
- Strongly Principled: He takes a firm stance against discrimination, stating he will not tolerate transphobic slurs regardless of his closeness to the person.
- Authentically Transparent: He is open about his life challenges, including his AuDHD and PTSD and his family dynamics.
Weaknesses:
- Academic Distractibility: He admits to being “so confused” in math class because he chooses to listen to My Chemical Romance instead of the lesson.
- Impulsive Social Aggression: He occasionally resorts to aggressive rhetoric, such as threatening to “kill” those with specific views on neurodivergence.
- Validation Seeking: He expresses distress over follower counts, begging people to follow him so he doesn't have a “loser number.”
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: He displays elitism regarding music tastes, claiming his “drowning lessons is better” than others' and insulting TX2 fans.
- Over-Sharing Risks: He posts sensitive personal details and complaints about his school's layout showing his city, risking his digital privacy.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Angel is a highly opinionated, neurodivergent student who deeply values artistic expression and identifies with alternative subcultures. He demonstrates a strong sense of social justice and personal boundaries, stating, “if they call me a transphobic slur im going to beat them”, echoing Lisa's fierce defense of her principles. His intense, almost academic obsession with music is evident as he asks if followers would be interested in “a tier list of every mcr song”, mirroring Lisa's devotion to her saxophone and jazz icons. Despite his sharp tongue regarding school and fandoms, he possesses a core of “pure joy” found in his hobbies, similar to how Lisa finds solace in her interests when feeling like an outsider.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Angel displays Extraverted traits through a constant need for social validation and frequent interaction, asking “can someone follow me please i don't want to have this loser number” and declaring that “everyone who follows me is my best friend”. Their Intuition is evident in their focus on niche fandom subcultures and abstract concepts like “me and my partner are every cool ship” rather than practical daily life. As a Feeler, their posts are highly emotional and identity-driven, ranging from intense affection for their partner to blunt anger, stating “if they call me a transphobic slur im going to beat them”. Finally, their Perceiving nature shows in their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and difficulty focusing on structured tasks, admitting “NEVER listen to mcr instead of paying attention to math class im so confused here”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you My Chemical Romance? Because even if I’m struggling in math class, you're the only 'Drowning Lessons' I actually want to pay attention to.
- I promise I’m a better partner than your last math tutor—I already know that 5 divided by 8 is 0.625, so we can spend more time listening to Bullets.
- If we were sharing a bed, I’d be even nicer than your cat; I’d give you both pillows and I wouldn't even kick you once.
- Is your name Pete? Because I’m trying to hit my quota of calling you cool at least twice a day.
- You said the sky is blue today, but you're the only reason I’m thinking about heading outside to play.
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Your new Twitter bio
13yo MCR enthusiast and student navigating math tests with a heavy rotation of 'Drowning Lessons.' Once lied to my mom about a middle school romance to play Roblox.– @_homosexualpha
Your signature cocktail
The Drowning Lesson (Extra Bitters)
This cocktail is a tribute to a My Chemical Romance superfan who claims, “i am drowning lessons”. The blue curaçao matches their observation that “today the sky is blue for me”, while the spicy tequila reflects a fierce protective streak—specifically that “if they call me a transphobic slur im going to beat them”. The sour lime and salt represent their 'hater' energy toward certain bands, notably stating “i hate tx2”. Finally, it's topped with stars to match their bio's aesthetic and the fact that they are “actually kind of a good person” who loves their 'oomfs' dearly.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Angel exhibits classic Gryffindor traits by being fiercely protective and confrontational when defending his values, stating, “idgaf how close i am to someone, if they call me a transphobic slur im going to beat them”. He shows a blunt, impulsive honesty typical of the house, as seen when he tells followers that if they treat neurodivergent people as mere 'innocent balls of joy,' “we're all killing you”. His bravery also manifests in his social interactions where he is unafraid to set hard boundaries, explicitly telling certain groups to “genuine dni” if they hold specific views on gender. Ultimately, his combination of a chivalrous love for his friends—declaring “everyone who follows me is my best friend i love you all”—and his fiery, uncompromising temperament firmly places him in the house of the lion.
Your movie
Your song
Drowning Lessons - My Chemical Romance
The most fitting song for @_homosexualpha is undoubtedly Drowning Lessons by My Chemical Romance, as it is the primary focus of their online identity. They frequently proclaim their obsession, stating, “do not be fooled i am the biggest drowning lessons fan” and describing the act of listening to it as “experiencing pure joy”. The song's dark, emotive energy matches their bio's self-identification with #mcrtwt and their personal struggles. Their dedication to the track is so intense that they even use it as a measure of friendship, tweeting, “if you don't fw drowning lessons i dont fw you”.
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