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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Angel is a highly opinionated, neurodivergent student who deeply values artistic expression and identifies with alternative subcultures. He demonstrates a strong sense of social justice and personal boundaries, stating, “if they call me a transphobic slur im going to beat them”, echoing Lisa's fierce defense of her principles. His intense, almost academic obsession with music is evident as he asks if followers would be interested in “a tier list of every mcr song”, mirroring Lisa's devotion to her saxophone and jazz icons. Despite his sharp tongue regarding school and fandoms, he possesses a core of “pure joy” found in his hobbies, similar to how Lisa finds solace in her interests when feeling like an outsider.

Your MBTI personality Type
Angel displays Extraverted traits through a constant need for social validation and frequent interaction, asking “can someone follow me please i don't want to have this loser number” and declaring that “everyone who follows me is my best friend”. Their Intuition is evident in their focus on niche fandom subcultures and abstract concepts like “me and my partner are every cool ship” rather than practical daily life. As a Feeler, their posts are highly emotional and identity-driven, ranging from intense affection for their partner to blunt anger, stating “if they call me a transphobic slur im going to beat them”. Finally, their Perceiving nature shows in their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and difficulty focusing on structured tasks, admitting “NEVER listen to mcr instead of paying attention to math class im so confused here”.

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13yo MCR enthusiast and student navigating math tests with a heavy rotation of 'Drowning Lessons.' Once lied to my mom about a middle school romance to play Roblox.– @_homosexualpha

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a tribute to a My Chemical Romance superfan who claims, “i am drowning lessons”. The blue curaçao matches their observation that “today the sky is blue for me”, while the spicy tequila reflects a fierce protective streak—specifically that “if they call me a transphobic slur im going to beat them”. The sour lime and salt represent their 'hater' energy toward certain bands, notably stating “i hate tx2”. Finally, it's topped with stars to match their bio's aesthetic and the fact that they are “actually kind of a good person” who loves their 'oomfs' dearly.

Your Hogwarts House
Angel exhibits classic Gryffindor traits by being fiercely protective and confrontational when defending his values, stating, “idgaf how close i am to someone, if they call me a transphobic slur im going to beat them”. He shows a blunt, impulsive honesty typical of the house, as seen when he tells followers that if they treat neurodivergent people as mere 'innocent balls of joy,' “we're all killing you”. His bravery also manifests in his social interactions where he is unafraid to set hard boundaries, explicitly telling certain groups to “genuine dni” if they hold specific views on gender. Ultimately, his combination of a chivalrous love for his friends—declaring “everyone who follows me is my best friend i love you all”—and his fiery, uncompromising temperament firmly places him in the house of the lion.

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The most fitting song for @_homosexualpha is undoubtedly Drowning Lessons by My Chemical Romance, as it is the primary focus of their online identity. They frequently proclaim their obsession, stating, “do not be fooled i am the biggest drowning lessons fan” and describing the act of listening to it as “experiencing pure joy”. The song's dark, emotive energy matches their bio's self-identification with #mcrtwt and their personal struggles. Their dedication to the track is so intense that they even use it as a measure of friendship, tweeting, “if you don't fw drowning lessons i dont fw you”.

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