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The overall tone of the timeline is chaotic, blunt, and often darkly humorous, which matches Bart Simpson’s rebellious, trolling energy. The user fires off impulsive, edgy comments like “I just wish death on people I don't like” and “Omg hope that guy who runs 'neutral' gimmick dies who is stinking up my tl with his takes”, very in line with Bart’s over-the-top, half-joking cruelty. He’s also constantly clowning on others and media, calling things “Corny”, saying “Fire this indian”, or “Shut the hell up bro”, echoing Bart’s instinct to roast first and think later. At the same time, there’s a nerdy, hobby-driven side—anime, manga, games, coding—seen in tweets like “Learning java as my first language was the worst decision” and “Starting Death Stranding”, similar to Bart’s obsession phases with specific shows or games. The mix of mischief, meme-ish humor, and underlying sincerity (like “Music really makes your mood man”) fits Bart far better than a more serious or responsible character like Marge or Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean introvert: their activities are mostly solitary (watching anime, gaming, coding, drawing) and online media rather than social events, e.g. “Gta 4 replay calling me”, “Starting Death Stranding”, and a lot of late‑night, introspective posts about sleep like “Haven't slept the whole night. My sleep schedule is cooked”. They seem more intuitive than sensing: they care about narratives, concepts, and fandom meta (One Piece worldbuilding, character power debates, media criticism) such as “One piece fans just want to be involved” and their detailed reactions to manga chapters like “#ONEPIECE1167 Nusjuro: If the day comes... when you can become a 'Knight'...”, focusing on implications and overarching ideas rather than real‑life details. Their tone is strongly Thinking: they’re blunt, combative, and often harshly critical, as in “Fire this indian”, “I just wish death on people I don't like”, or calling work “unprofessional” via “Even one piece animator sota shigetsugu called it 'unprofessional work'...”, prioritizing judgments over harmony. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their sleep schedule is chaotic (“Fixing my fucked up sleep schedule today”), they bounce between games and hobbies impulsively (“Picking up a game i haven't touched for months”, “Gonna start drawing to kill boredom”), and they often react in the moment with spontaneous commentary and memes. Overall, the combination of solitary media focus (I), idea‑ and meta‑oriented interests (N), sharp critical logic (T), and laid‑back, unstructured lifestyle (P) aligns best with INTP.

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22. Code newbie who started with Java (and survived). Anime, COD & GTA replays, late-night manga panels and fixing my sleep schedule one game at a time.– @_ilan13

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The Gravity Side Quest Highball is built for someone whose mood swings between cracked gaming sessions and late-night manga brainrot. The base of smoky Japanese whisky nods to their anime and One Piece obsession, like when they dive into chapter breakdowns and character hype in “#ONEPIECE1167 Nusjuro: If the day comes... when you can become a 'Knight'...”. Cold brew coffee ice cubes capture the cooked sleep schedule and long nights gaming, from “Haven't slept the whole night. My sleep schedule is cooked” to resetting with “Fixing my fucked up sleep schedule today”. A spiced cherry cola reduction adds chaotic sweetness and nostalgia, echoing their meme-y, crying-laughing reactions like “😭😭😭😭” and excited posts such as “That chainsaw man movie omds”. The dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents their unapologetically harsh takes and dark humor, as in “I just wish death on people I don't like” and “Fire this indian”. Finally, a fizzy tonic water top keeps it light and restless, like their constant hopping between shows, games, and side quests in “On a side quest” and “Gonna start drawing to kill boredom”, all grounded by the simple pull of their bio: “𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘺.”

Your Hogwarts House
Ilan shows a blunt, ruthless edge and a focus on self-preservation that align strongly with Slytherin. They casually express wishing harm on people they dislike in posts like “I just wish death on people I don't like” and “Omg hope that guy who runs 'neutral' gimmick dies who is stinking up my tl with his takes”, which suggests a readiness to dehumanize opponents rather than a Hufflepuff-style sense of fairness. Their timeline is filled with combative, dismissive reactions such as “Fire this indian”, “Ace fans are annoying”, and “Shut the hell up bro”, reflecting a confrontational, us-vs-them mentality characteristic of Slytherin partisanship. Even their fandom discourse is about strength and dominance—arguing power levels and calling others corny or unprofessional, as in “Even one piece animator sota shigetsugu called it 'unprofessional work' but let twitter defenders tell you otherwise”—which fits Slytherin’s preoccupation with status and superiority. While there are flashes of introspection and softness, like recognizing their childhood behavior toward spiders as abusive in “Later I realized it was kind of abusive so I stopped and left them alone”, the overall pattern is sharp-tongued, prideful, and factional, making Slytherin the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits ilan best is “Numb” by Linkin Park, because it captures a mix of frustration, burnout, and dark humor that shows up across their timeline. They often vent openly and harshly, like when they say “I just wish death on people I don't like” or “Omg hope that guy who runs 'neutral' gimmick dies who is stinking up my tl with his takes”, echoing the song’s themes of emotional overload and lashing out. Their bio “𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘺” and tweets like “Music really makes your mood man” suggest someone who feels weighed down and uses media (music, anime, games) as an outlet. At the same time, they show signs of exhaustion and detachment, for example “Gonna log off for a while” and struggles with sleep like “Haven't slept the whole night. My sleep schedule is cooked”. All of this lines up with Numb’s core feeling of being overwhelmed by everything and everyone around you, trying to cope through distraction while still feeling emotionally heavy.

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