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They come off as passionate, hyper-verbal, and very opinionated in a way that strongly resembles Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa with jazz and books, this user is deeply fixated on specific niche interests—especially Tobias Forge/Mary Goore and Ghost, as shown by tweets like “funny that if you search 'mary goore' in my profile you might find 75% of my tweets” and “mary goore locking me in their basement when”. They also express thoughtful, almost pedantic clarifications, such as the distinction between solitude and loneliness in “solidão e solitude tem significados diferentes...”, which mirrors Lisa’s need to explain things precisely. Their critical, socially aware side comes out when they complain about trends or bad behavior, like “this app fckn sucks why is it like that, jeez” and “this type of joke is ridiculous given such a serious context”, much like Lisa calling out nonsense around her. At the same time, there’s a mix of emotional intensity and self-deprecating humor—“please let me die” and “i feel like a 60 years old”—that feels very Lisa-in-her-dramatic-teen-era coded.

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They seem more introverted than extroverted: they talk about back pain, allergies, and low‑energy states alone at home, and joke about not wanting to see anyone, e.g. “o que você faz quando seus amigos te chamam pra sair mas você não quer sair e nunca mais quer olhar na cara de ninguém mas você já cancelou outras vezes…”. Their timeline is full of inner reactions, parasocial thoughts, and niche music obsessions rather than social photos or going out, suggesting a rich inner world. They read as intuitive: they get excited about lore and concepts (Ghost characters, doom metal, aesthetics) and spin ideas like “solidão e solitude tem significados diferentes…”, focusing on meaning and symbolism more than concrete details. They are strongly feeling‑oriented, using intense emotional language about bands and fictional/real personas ("AMOOOR DA MINHA VIDAAAA" in this tweet, and fear of being mocked for self‑ships in “I feel like if I posted mine I'd be jumped, laughed at…”), and they get righteously upset at things they dislike like TikTok guitarists in “DUDE I HATE TIKTOK GUITAR PLAYERS SO MUCH…”. Finally, they look more perceiving than judging: they complain about disorganization (art taking forever in “how can you all finish an art piece in less than six months”), talk about last‑minute sleep schedules like “i have to wake up in four hours”, and react spontaneously to news about tours and releases rather than presenting structured plans. Altogether, a passionate, idealistic, deeply feeling, internally focused, and somewhat chaotic vibe aligns best with INFP.

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18 • BR • doom metal & Ghost enthusiast, concert queue strategist, once bought Opeth tickets before breakfast and still made it to class– @_its_ang3el

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with passionfruit cachaça for a loud, Brazilian heart and their Passiflora obsession, echoing “IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE PASSIFLORA LEAK” and “passiflora day and umbra mv release in a friday the 13th i know that's right”. A shot of cold brew coffee keeps the energy wired and slightly anxious, like someone who admits “i have to wake up in four hours” but still stays up spiraling about music and fandom. Smoked chili bitters bring the infernal kick worthy of a location listed as the “7th circle of hell” and their tendency to go off, such as “DUDE I HATE TIKTOK GUITAR PLAYERS SO MUCH... DON'T PISS ME OFF BRO”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, goth sweetness for the doom/metal romantic who calls “solitude... one of the greatest doom metal songs of all time” in this tweet and thirsts over Tobias/Mary Goore in half their timeline, like “mary is such a disgusting perverted you all don't get it”. Finally, a lime squeeze and sugar rim balance bitter and sweet, mirroring their mix of self‑deprecating social exhaustion in “o que você faz quando seus amigos te chamam pra sair mas você não quer sair e nunca mais quer olhar na cara de ninguém...” and explosive joy screaming “🚨🚨🚨OPETH NO BRASIL...🚨🚨🚨🚨”. This drink is strong, dramatic, a little unhinged, and absolutely made for someone who could tweet “funny that if you search 'mary goore' in my profile you might find 75% of my tweets” and be proud of it.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show intense, almost ruthless single‑mindedness about the things (and people) they want, which is very Slytherin-coded. For example, they tweet about Mary Goore with obsessive devotion and even joking self-destruction if that persona returns: “if repugnant or mary ever come back im gonna end everything it'll be my ruin im dead serious id go insane and bury myself alive”, and proudly label themselves among the "marygooretes": “as terzetes gostam do terzo, as copiazetes do copia. quem gosta do mary goore são as marygooretes?”. There’s a sharp, cutting edge to the way they talk about others, like mocking TikTok guitarists with, “DUDE I HATE TIKTOK GUITAR PLAYERS SO MUCH… DON'T PISS ME OFF BRO”, which shows a readiness to be harsh rather than diplomatic. They also show a self‑aware, darkly dramatic flair — “7th circle of hell” in their location and saying a character is “such a disgusting perverted you all don't get it” while clearly reveling in it: “mary is such a disgusting perverted you all don't get it”. Combined with their strategic focus on getting concert tickets (“amanhã tem guerra (compra de ingresso pra opeth)” and “meu deus essa compra de ingresso foi tão de boa tô até assustada”), this points less to Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff softness, and more to Slytherin’s ambition, intensity, and willingness to lean into a darker persona.

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The song Cirice by Ghost fits them best because it mixes theatrical goth-romantic obsession with emotional intensity, just like their timeline. They’re loudly and proudly Ghost/Tobias Forge–coded, from joking about “shopping for clothes but in tobias’ wardrobe” (https://x.com/_its_ang3el/status/2021699640999960664) to losing it over every new appearance with “where are you all digging new tobias' photos from” (https://x.com/_its_ang3el/status/2021627507645288489). Cirice’s lyrics about seeing someone’s pain and wanting to invade their world match their dramatic, slightly self-destructive humor, like “please let me die” (https://x.com/_its_ang3el/status/2020915838543401010) and “if repugnant or mary ever come back im gonna end everything” (https://x.com/_its_ang3el/status/2018443523541045487). The gothic, doom-tinged atmosphere of the song suits someone who calls their location “7th circle of hell” and rants passionately about doom and extreme metal, as in their ode to Candlemass’ Solitude (https://x.com/_its_ang3el/status/2022168578699800693). Finally, the mix of yearning, dark romance, and melodrama in Cirice mirrors the way they talk about Mary Goore as an all-consuming fixation: “mary is such a disgusting perverted you all don't get it” (https://x.com/_its_ang3el/status/2018528876029423857) and “funny that if you search 'mary goore' in my profile you might find 75% of my tweets” (https://x.com/_its_ang3el/status/2018546588743029127).

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