
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: a smart, sensitive, chronically online version of her. The user is clearly bright and studious, juggling IQ entrance exams and technical chemistry while still complaining about how much work they have, like in “muita coisa pra fazer amanhã........ e na quarta........ e na quinta.............. buá” and “quem diria que pra montar uma ficha de rpg eu tinha que ler”. Like Lisa, they’re intensely passionate about their niche interests and fandoms, going deep into music and games, as seen in their hyped MCR posts like “tô ouvindo todas as músicas de possíveis setlists do mcr e meu deus que hype” and their emotional investment in LOUD and Valorant in “ser loudete é só a humilhação né”. There’s also a strong emotional and introspective side, quoting lyrics about feeling lost or overwhelmed in tweets like “I'm sorry that I exist I forget what landed me on your blacklist, but I I I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you”. At the same time, they mix this sensitivity with sharp humor and occasional ranting, like “xinguei muita gente hoje me sinto mais leve”, which fits Lisa’s righteous, opinionated streak when she’s fed up with everyone around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly reach out to others, openly flirt with a creator (“oi @/sato_pequeno você fica com não binários de 1,56 e cabelo vermelho? faz essa caridade sorteia um fã pra você comer”), and invite interaction from random followers (“para as 3 pessoas que admitiram que me stalkeam: OIIIIIIIII”). Their timeline shows a strong Intuitive (N) focus on imagined scenarios and possibilities, like hypothetical dates and future shows (“ideia de date: a gente vai no cinema ver o . in São Paulo e depois eu passo mais 2 horas explicando como esse foi o melhor show da minha vida”), plus lots of lyrical, metaphor-heavy song quotes rather than concrete how‑to content (“Sois mais que primaveras Papoulas flores belas…”). They are strongly Feeling (F): their posts are emotional, value‑driven, and relationship‑oriented—complaining about teams and games in affective language (“vendo todo esse pessoal sendo aprovado agora e só pensando que ano que vem é meu irmão e as minhas crianças”; “namorem comigo eu faço doces bons”) rather than structured analysis. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they describe messy schedules and going with the flow (“muita coisa pra fazer amanhã........ e na quarta........ e na quinta.............. buá”) and joke impulsively about gaming, shows, and purchases (“o bom de não ter namorado é que sobra mais dinheiro pra eu gastar em skin de arma em joguinho online”). Overall, their energetic social engagement, imagination, emotional intensity, and spontaneity are most consistent with ENFP.

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Chem tech student, neurodivergent NB demiboy (he/they). Emo, metalcore & esports brain. Once baked the perfect cinnamon roll and ruined all future standards.– @_J0033

Your signature cocktail
The Red berry vodka infusion is for the red hair, emo flair, and a little blood symbolism from the name and bio, echoing their whole vibe in “Hayy 🩸 vai ver o mcr” and the hype for MCR in “tô ouvindo todas as músicas de possíveis setlists do mcr e meu deus que hype”. Cold brew coffee represents their late-night VCT grind and tech-pause suffering in “são 23:40 e ainda tá no primeiro mapa do segundo jogo vou ter que dropar hoje eu PRECISO dormir” and “mano esses tech pauses tão fudendo muito cadê a estrutura riot? que porra”. Lime juice with edible glitter mirrors their bright, loud, glittery personality and self-aware chaos in “eu passei iluminador mas eu esfreguei tanto meu rosto que agora eu tô todo brilhando tá tudo brilhando glitter glitter glitter”. Blood orange soda adds fizzy drama and their passionate LOUD fandom meltdown energy from “vende a vaga no vct e fecha essa porra dessa loud valorant chega” and “ser loudete é só a humilhação né”. Finally, Black cherry syrup brings dark sweetness for the soft, romantic, slightly tortured emo core in “baby, come home” and the poetic song quotes like “My head is haunting me and my heart feels like a ghost”. This ends up as a strong, sparkling, bittersweet emo-nerd energy drink: half love letter, half keyboard smash, fully them.

Your Hogwarts House
They constantly center friendships, care, and emotional loyalty over everything else, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they gush about their college friends with: “sincerely I don't even know how I managed it but I love my college friends so much they are everything” and proudly talk about baking for others as a kind of love language: “date idea: we go see the . in São Paulo movie and then I spend 2 more hours explaining how this was the best show of my life” and “date me I make good sweets”. They also show a patient, quietly supportive side toward family and friends, like making lemon pie because their brother was craving it and then just lamenting that most of it disappeared: “I made lemon pie yesterday because my brother was whining for it and when I woke up today more than half of it had gone to God”. Their fandom life is less about clout and more about sincere devotion—whether it’s defending and suffering with LOUD as a long-suffering fan (“being loudete is just humiliation right”) or hyping up friends and creators they love: “omg plumasdecera hi!!!!!!!!!! big fan here”. While they have flashes of anger or dramatic humor (like “I yelled at a lot of people today I feel lighter”), the through line in their timeline is steadfast affection, softness, and a desire to care for and share experiences with others—core Hufflepuff traits.

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Their whole vibe revolves around My Chemical Romance and classic emo energy — their name is literally “Hayy 🩸 vai ver o mcr,” and they’re hyped for the show, wondering “o que eu vou fazer da vida se não tocarem vampires no show do mcr?”. Welcome to the Black Parade fits their dramatic, emotional intensity and sense of community around music, seen when they post long, heartfelt lyric dumps like “And if you don't find me on the front page / Find a way to say that you saw me…”. The song’s themes of resilience, identity, and finding your people align with them being openly neurodivergent, queer, and non-binary in their bio, proudly stating “🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (ele/elu).” Their mix of humor and melodrama — from raging about LOUD esports in tweets like “vende a vaga no vct e fecha essa porra dessa loud valorant chega” to emotional music posts such as “Hey, I'm begging you to stay / My darkside won today” — mirrors the song’s shift between quiet vulnerability and explosive catharsis. Overall, it captures their fandom, their emo heart, and their feeling of living life like a loud, messy, communal parade.

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