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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s introspective, idealistic, and often feels misunderstood, much like this user. They frequently reflect on emotional nuance and attachment, as seen in posts like “Doi bastante quando você nota que a sua forma de apego mudou.” and “Pra ser honesto, eu ainda estou procurando saber como o meu afeto realmente funciona.”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant self-analysis and emotional depth. Their thoughtful, advisory tone in tweets such as “Fazer piada autodepreciativa a todo momento — isso somente vai reforçar pensamentos que vão prejudicar a sua autopercepção.” and “Pessoas que possuem respeito por si próprias sabem ir embora, pois prestam atenção em como as situações as fazem sentir.” resembles Lisa’s tendency to give mature, ethical guidance. Like Lisa’s frustration at being misread, they talk about the weight of being misunderstood and judged by appearance in posts such as “O peso de ser mal compreendido é perceber que as pessoas constroem uma imagem errada de você.” and “Mesmo que eu tenha me acostumado, é desgastante sempre enfatizar que eu sou um homem. Por que se fixam tanto na minha aparência?”. Finally, their love of learning, languages, and niche media—teaching English/Portuguese, analyzing characters like Cloud, and having strong opinions on games and narrative—fits Lisa’s intellectual, somewhat niche-nerd energy, especially echoed in “Empregos em que eu já trabalhei: ... Professor de Inglês/Português” and “Pessoal, daqui alguns dias vou começar a postar vídeos de análises psicológicas no meu TikTok!”.

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They lean clearly introverted: they value privacy and are often misunderstood, e.g. reflecting that people build false images from their silence in “O peso de ser mal compreendido…” and saying they’ll disappear for days in “Vou ficar sumido pelos próximos dias.”. Their focus is strongly intuitive; they often generalize from specifics into broader, abstract insights about attachment, self‑perception, and relationships, as in “Me pergunto... que futuro as pessoas esperam vivenciar ao lado de alguém se nem ao menos elas se satisfazem pela própria presença?” and “Pra ser honesto, eu ainda estou procurando saber como o meu afeto realmente funciona.”. The Feeling preference shows in how they prioritize emotional impact and empathy, warning against self‑deprecating humor in “Fazer piada autodepreciativa a todo momento — isso somente vai reforçar pensamentos que vão prejudicar a sua autopercepção.” and expressing hurt over being misread or misgendered in “Mesmo que eu tenha me acostumado, é desgastante sempre enfatizar que eu sou um homem.”. At the same time, they have firm, structured values and clear boundaries, which fits Judging: they make definitive moral statements like “Se você não achar que ser fiel é o mínimo dentro de um relacionamento, você está fadado a sempre falhar miseravelmente.” and describe cutting people off permanently after disrespect in “Pra eu te ignorar e não te responder mais, é porque a falta de respeito foi irreparável.”. Their combination of introspective analysis, value‑driven commentary, and concern with being understood and helping others with psychological insights (e.g. planning character analyses in “vou começar a postar vídeos de análises psicológicas no meu TikTok!”) aligns most closely with INFJ.

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Psych-minded gamer & Vkei enjoyer. Writes about FF, RE & feelings. Once almost broke my desk over Sound Voltex. Pt/Br • Eng • 日本語 少し– @_KardiaLycoris_

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This drink starts with espresso‑infused vodka for the sleepless gamer energy of marathoning RE, FF and Persona, like when he talks about platinum runs and backlog grinds in “Eu falo que não gosto de RE6, mas tenho quase 90 horas na Steam pq eu resolvi platinar.” and the quiet late‑night intensity of “O que caralhos eu vim fazer no interior de Minas gerais..?? é quase 3h30 da manhã agora.”. Violet liqueur mirrors his favorite color and Vkei aesthetic from “cor fav: Roxo” and the visual‑kei idols he loves in “E pensar que eu fui introduzido ao Vkei pelo Miyavi e o Sakurai”, giving the cocktail a dreamy purple glow. A smoked black tea syrup represents the introspective, slightly bitter side of his threads about boundaries and being misunderstood, like “O peso de ser mal compreendido é perceber que as pessoas constroem uma imagem errada de você.” and “Pra ser honesto, eu ainda estou procurando saber como o meu afeto realmente funciona.”. On top, a small paçoca peanut ice‑cream float nods to his soft, domestic side and food joy in “Eu estou voltando a me alimentar melhor, e o meu pai simplismente comprou 4 potes de sorvete. Sabor paçoca”, adding sweetness over the darker base. Finally, edible silver glitter captures the androgynous, glam, pierced aesthetic and stage‑ready vibe he shows in posts like “Fiz uma maquiagem inspirada no Kami…” and the detailed piercing lists in “Meus Piercings: x1 Labret lateral… x2 Lóbulo”, making the whole drink look like a Vkei stage under spotlights.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong analytical and reflective bent that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They frequently write introspective mini-essays, like when they critique how people misread Ada Wong’s character, arguing that reducing her to a “manipulator” is shallow and backing it up with knowledge of RE6: “Opinião minha: Reduzir a Ada Wong a “manipuladora” e “nonchalant” é uma leitura extremamente limitada da personagem… Se você jogou RE6 fica bem claro que ela sente culpa, assume+”. They also enjoy doing psychological analyses of fictional characters and even plan to post them on TikTok: “daqui alguns dias vou começar a postar vídeos de análises psicológicas… Estou pensando em fazer a análise do Cloud”, which shows intellectual curiosity and a desire to understand minds and narratives in depth. Their tweets about language and education, such as criticizing privileged people who don’t learn another language: “se você cresceu tendo uma condição financeira boa no Brasil, você deveria saber algum idioma além do português”, and listing multiple jobs and skills they’ve held: “Empregos em que eu já trabalhei: Atendente de café… Professor de Inglês/Português”, show a value on knowledge, learning, and competence rather than just bravery or ambition. Even when talking about relationships or self-image, they frame things conceptually and philosophically—e.g., their reflection on self-deprecating humor and how it shapes self-perception: “Fazer piada autodepreciativa a todo momento — isso somente vai reforçar pensamentos que vão prejudicar a sua autopercepção.”. Altogether, the emphasis on analysis, introspection, nuanced media critique, and intellectual standards is quintessentially Ravenclaw, more than the straightforward loyalty of Hufflepuff, boldness of Gryffindor, or ambition of Slytherin.

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The song that best suits Kardia is “Hold On Till May” by Pierce The Veil, which they explicitly call one of their favorite tracks in their own fun fact list: “Música Hold On Till May/U+K/The Only Exception”. Emotionally, the song’s themes of quiet pain, resilience, and clinging to connection reflect his introspective side, like when he writes about being misunderstood and guarding his privacy: “Criam pré concepções a partir do seu silêncio — um silêncio que, na verdade, apenas preserva a sua privacidade.”. The way he talks about attachment and how it hurts when it changes—“Doi bastante quando você nota que a sua forma de apego mudou.”—fits the song’s fragile, bittersweet view of relationships. He also has a deep appreciation for tender, healthy love in dramas: “Senti um amor tão saudável e genuíno — sorri por diversos momentos.”, which mirrors the track’s desire for a caring, saving bond. Finally, his excitement at hearing it live—“TOCARAM HOLD ON TILL MAY!! Eu chorei ao lado do Enzo”—shows that this isn’t just a song he likes; it’s a core emotional anthem for him.

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