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Your Simpsons character
The account most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, introspective, politically aware, and a little alienated from her surroundings. They show self-aware overthinking and idealism, like worrying about why people block them and spiraling about it (“When I wanna know why I'm blocked but I'll also spiral if they tell me”), which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to ruminate. Their left-leaning, critical takes on society and identity (“Americans are so weirdly fixated with race, like that's what you care about in strangers???“) fit Lisa’s moral and political streak. They also balance melancholy and humor—talking candidly about self-image and weight (“I'm so tired of having to take pictures from high angles/cover my jawline just so I can feel pretty, can't wait to get to my ultimate goal weight…”) while still being goofy and online-brained (“Giggles and sighs, I'm so funny”). The INTJ / introspective vibe plus a need to feel understood by a small circle of ‘oomfs’ (“WITH THIS I MEANT IRLS!! OOMFS AREN'T FRIENDS.... Y'ALL MY FAMILY”) also fits Lisa’s mix of emotional intensity and selective closeness.

Your MBTI personality Type
They literally self-identify as INTJ in their bio (“INTJ shedtwt”), and their tweets fit that: they often analyze situations and people with a detached, observational tone, like when they comment on Americans’ race fixation in “Americans are so weirdly fixated with race, like that's what you care about in strangers???” and “The concept of races itself As an european, races are literally for dogs.”, showing an Intuitive–Thinking preference. Their humor is sharp, dark, and concept-heavy (e.g. “my favourite hobby? reading rule34 comments” and “talent in the hands of a jester”), indicating a tendency toward abstract pattern-spotting and critical evaluation (N/T). Despite being socially active online, they frame relationships in a selective, almost strategic way, calling oomfs their “family” in “WITH THIS I MEANT IRLS!! OOMFS AREN'T FRIENDS.... Y'ALL MY FAMILY” and admitting they’d disappear but would “miss my oomfs” in “I wanna delete all my socials change my name and move somewhere far so bad but I'd miss my oomfs”, which fits an introvert who curates close connections rather than chasing broad attention. Their Judging side shows through in talk of goal weights and structured progress like “I'm 2kg away from my first goal weight nghhhhhh never lost this much weight before” and the way they track who liked/commented in “I do check who has been liking these posts… demoted from favoomf…”, reflecting planning and system-building. Even their joking about soul traits over zodiac/MBTI in “'what's your zodiac?' 'What's your mbti?' Fuck that let's start asking soul traits” shows a characteristic INTJ skepticism toward superficial typologies while still thinking in terms of underlying structures and traits.

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18 • they/them • INTJ. I once made an AI of my teacher so I can’t fully hate bots. Here for art, dark humor, and overanalyzing everything.– @_Karma_XxX

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with an açaí–banana–condensed milk base because they’re literally craving that combo: “Yk what I've really been craving some açaí, with banana, condensed milk, and some melted chocolate on top..... Hmm...”. The overproof white rum hits like their unfiltered, chaotic posting style and the way they proudly inhabit shedtwt and edtwt intensity, from “I'm 2kg away from my first goal weight nghhhhhh never lost this much weight before” to “Me trynna hold myself back from breaking my fast and binging on sweets”. Pink grapefruit bitters mirror the mix of sweetness and bitterness in their humor and self-image, like “I don't play with fatphobic fucks (nonoomf wasn't even fat)” and “I wonder if people look at my reposts and think I must've been scrolling for hours... Like no I be reposting everything I just got a really entertaining timeline LMFAO”. The sparkling water and lime keep it bright and fizzy, echoing their hyper, giggly timeline presence in posts like “Giggles and sighs, I'm so funny”. Dark chocolate shavings on top represent the emo-femcel, slightly macabre side that says things like “My lover could cannibalize me for all I care” and “This is so funny I'm gonna blow my head off”, turning a cute, sweet base into something a bit eldritch and unhinged—in the best way.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is loyalty, care, and fairness, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff. They explicitly offer emotional support to mutuals, saying their DMs are always open for venting: “By the way oomfs, no matter how close we are if you ever need to vent my dms are always open! <3”, and they treat online friends as family, clarifying: “WITH THIS I MEANT IRLS!! OOMFS AREN'T FRIENDS.... Y'ALL MY FAMILY ❤️🩹🙏”. They are strongly fairness‑oriented, refusing to tolerate cruelty toward others: “I don't play with fatphobic fucks (nonoomf wasn't even fat)”, and feeling genuinely hurt when they think others hate or block them unfairly: “This explains why I always feel so hated, silenced, blocked., sigh” and “And I'm blocked”. They also display steady, hard‑working persistence in their weight‑loss journey, celebrating incremental progress like being close to their first goal: “I'm 2kg away from my first goal weight nghhhhhh never lost this much weight before”. While they are witty and analytical at times, the dominant traits across their tweets are devotion to their circle, emotional availability, and a strong sense of justice for themselves and others—hallmarks of a modern, slightly feral Hufflepuff rather than any other house.

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Their mix of dark humor, self-deprecation, and longing for an idealized version of themself fits Teen Idle almost perfectly. They joke about wanting to disappear and start over, saying “I wanna delete all my socials change my name and move somewhere far so bad but I'd miss my oomfs”, which echoes the song’s themes of wanting a different life while still being attached to what you have. Their ed/shedtwt focus and fixation on weight and appearance, like “I'm so tired of having to take pictures from high angles/cover my jawline just so I can feel pretty, can't wait to get to my ultimate goal weight and have a slimmer face...” and “I'm 2kg away from my first goal weight nghhhhhh never lost this much weight before”, mirror the song’s obsession with body image and beauty ideals. Their dramatic, half-joking nihilism in posts like “Ngl I'm not even that sleepy but I don't wanna be conscious” and “This is so funny I'm gonna blow my head off” aligns with Marina’s mix of morbidity and glittery pop. At the same time, their romantic yearning and intense attachment to oomfs, shown in “People better not call me croomf as a joke because I will get obcessed with them and start planning our wedding”, captures that teenage-heartbreak, hyper-emotional energy at the core of Teen Idle. Overall, the song’s blend of self-loathing, dark whimsy, and longing for a prettier, more “cinematic” self matches their online persona extremely well.

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