Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for League, Kamen Rider, Yu-Gi-Oh! and music, e.g. calling JDG 'my JDG' and 'the best in the world' in “Minha JDG é a melhor do mundo.” and gushing over cards like “Carta linda do caralho, quero para ontem”.
- Loyal friend: Defends and praises people he likes, such as respecting anyone who criticizes Hauz in “Todo e qualquer indivíduo que tem a lucidez de falar sobre a RUINDADE do Cyber Atleta Hauz é meu amigo sem introdução.” and backing players like Duduhh in multiple fantasy tweets like “Felizmente Duduhh está no meu fantasy tmb”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses sharp, creative humor and analogies, e.g. “A piroca das consequências raramente vem lubrificada…” and comparing choices to 'Um tiro na boca Vs O doce beijo da mulher amada' in this tweet.
- Cultural nerd: Demonstrates broad pop‑culture knowledge (anime, tokusatsu, games, music), like loving multiple franchises in “Ou você transcende a nerdolagem como eu e é obcecado pelos três, e mais outras 100 franquias.” and detailed opinions on Digimon in this tweet.
- Direct communicator: Speaks clearly about what he thinks and feels, e.g. “Eu não tenho tanta paciência assim. Eu falo o que comprei e aviso até quando vai chegar.” and bluntly addressing weird parasocial behavior in “Meu bem, ele não lhe escolheu até agora… Se preserva, pitbull.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses strong insults and profanity, such as “ESSE FILHO DA PUTA DO CAVENDISH me irrita muito.” and attacking people with 'seu animal do caralho' in “É LITERALMENTE UMA PIADA COM O NOME DELE SER HE MAN SEU ANIMAL DO CARALHO.”.
- Impulsive reactions: Shows intense, instantaneous emotional spikes, like threatening to 'set the office on fire' over a team decision in “Se a Keyd me faz uma dessas eu boto fogo no office” and raging at fantasy picks in “VAI TOMAR NO CU DRAKEHERO, EU TE ESCALEI NO FANTASY”.
- Overly cynical: Often frames things with negativity or disdain, calling PAIN 'the worst team in the league' in “A PAIN É O PIOR TIME DO CAMP” and saying INTZ was never a reference in “Pô, mas a INTZ nunca foi referência de porra nenhuma.”.
- Confrontational tone: Tends to respond aggressively in disagreements, e.g. mocking a commenter as passive‑aggressive in “O comentário do mano embaixo cheio de passivo agressividade…” and saying he’d have to 'kill him and everyone else' in “Eu teria que me entregar pra polícia depois de matar ele e todos os outros.”.
- High irritability: Self‑describes as highly irritable in the bio and reinforces it with tweets like “Cadê essa janta que não chega meu deus” and intense frustration with waiting for card orders in “Eu ter que esperar tudo isso ainda por papelão colorido é putaria.”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of loud passion, crude humor, and unexpectedly sincere affection lines up most with Homer Simpson. This user swings between over-the-top rage and joy in a very Homer way, shouting about CBLOL like in “A PAIN É O PIOR TIME DO CAMP KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and sports-fan-style meltdowns such as “VAI TOMAR NO CU DRAKEHERO, EU TE ESCALEI NO FANTASY”. They’re intensely but comically obsessed with their hobbies—Yu-Gi-Oh!, Kamen Rider, metal, esports—like when they gush “Carta linda do caralho, quero para ontem” and “KAMEN RIDER ZEZO É NU METAL”. Beneath the aggression, there’s real tenderness and loyalty, visible in their gift flex “Presente que eu comprei após meu amor me pedir um body de presente e eu querer mostrar que não sou pouca merda” and in how they hype their favorite players and bands, similar to Homer’s fierce love for his family. The self-description as highly irritable and carbon-based biped in the bio also echoes Homer’s self-aware, shambling chaos more than any of the calmer or more intellectual characters like Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with multiple online communities (LoL/CBLOL, Yu-Gi-Oh!, tokusatsu, music) and seem energized by public banter and drama, e.g. joking about teams and players in high-intensity moments like “VAI TOMAR NO CU DRAKEHERO, EU TE ESCALEI NO FANTASY” and openly celebrating or mocking fanbases in “Nada me faz mais feliz que ver os fãs do P.diddy da Botlane rasgando o cu”. Their interests and comments show a strong Intuitive bent: they constantly connect media, symbolism and meta-discussion instead of just surface details, as when they talk about narrative structure in comics in “Mesmos quadrinhos que são de um arco em específico têm uma narrativa que serve como um 'episódio semanal'...” or analyze roster philosophy and org decisions in “Pô, mas a INTZ nunca foi referência de porra nenhuma. Todas as Lineups da INTZ... venceram APESAR de estarem na INTZ.”. The tone is clearly Thinking over Feeling: they favor blunt, cutting judgments and logical stances even when they’re harsh, e.g. “O cara escolheu uma música que é diss... Um cristal de estupidez em seu estado mais puro.” and “Analista sem dados realmente é revolucionário.”, prioritizing critique and coherence over harmony. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: they revel in chaos, spontaneity and ‘resenha’ rather than structure, constantly reacting in the moment to games and memes like “QUE RESENHA ESSE JOGO” and joking about waiting ages for new cards in “Eu ter que esperar tudo isso ainda por papelão colorido é putaria.”. This combination of extroverted banter, abstract/meta commentary, sharp logical critique and flexible, playful lifestyle fits ENTP best among the MBTI types.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can turn ‘papelão colorido’ into something worth waiting weeks for, I’m scared to imagine what you’d do if I said I wanted to be one of your Yu‑Gi‑Oh! cards. Just promise you won’t leave me stuck in customs like that order from the 27th.
- You said Dark Magician with Takahashi’s signature is the most beautiful version, but I’m pretty sure the rarest pull in your collection would be us having a ‘Could be us’ moment that actually *is* us, no quoted tweet needed.
- You bought that body just to prove you’re ‘not pouca merda’… meanwhile I’m here trying to prove I deserve a spot in your lineup more than half the CBLOL rosters you flame on the timeline.
- As a fellow carbon-based biped, I respectfully volunteer to sit with you at any of those fictional seating charts: we can scream about JDG being the best in the world, Kamen Rider Abyss deserving a series, and then end the night moshing to Korn and SOAD—Dua Lipa as our encore, obviously.
- You said the ‘piroca das consequências’ rarely comes lubricated, so let me offer you a better consequence: go out with me, and the worst thing that happens is you gain someone who’ll hype your JDG takes, your Kamen Rider obsession, and your righteous side of Hell(cife) residency like a coach Tabe post‑game speech.
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Esports enjoyer yelling about CBLOL & Yu‑Gi‑Oh!, powered by nu‑metal and mild rage. Once ordered cardboard so expensive I tracked it like a NASA launch.– @_KellOfKells
Your signature cocktail
Righteous Side of Hellfire Negroni
This is a strong, loud, slightly unhinged negroni riff, because their timeline screams metal show + CBLOL watch party + anime marathon all at once, and they literally live on the “Righteous side of Hell(cife)”. The overproof cachaça with coffee represents a carbon-based, irritable, Brazilian night owl whose energy spikes between screaming about CBLOL and waiting for food like in “Cadê essa janta que não chega meu deus”. Campari’s bitterness is their holy wrath, the kind of person who drops lines like “A piroca das consequências raramente vem lubrificada” and roasts players with “A PAIN É O PIOR TIME DO CAMP KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. The sweet vermouth with a touch of red wine is the softness they show when talking about their partner and gifts, like the body they bought to prove they’re “not small shit” in “Presente que eu comprei após meu amor me pedir um body de presente e eu querer mostrar que não sou pouca merda”. Smoked chili bitters add that explosive, mosh-pit aggression they bring when defending metal, punk, and proper pit etiquette as in “E é esses mesmos manos que ficam de choro quando a gente fala que Mosh não é bagunça e tem que respeitar mulher”. The dark chocolate Dark Magician garnish nods to their Yu-Gi-Oh! nerdcore and aesthetic love for cards like “o Dark Magician com a assinatura do Takahashi é o mais bonito”, making the drink as dramatic and collectible as their favorite cardboard.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user consistently shows a sharp, ruthless edge and a focus on winning and status that aligns strongly with Slytherin. They openly talk about escalating a gift to make a point, saying they bought a present after their partner asked for a bodysuit because they wanted to show they’re “not small-time”: “Presente que eu comprei após meu amor me pedir um body de presente e eu querer mostrar que não sou pouca merda”, which reflects pride, image-consciousness, and ambition. In esports contexts, they gravitate toward dominance and power, praising a coach as the true mastermind — “the greatest coach in the world, the puppeteer of the LPL, perfectly manipulating the players, wins and wins” in “Tabe is the greatest coach in the world, the títere da LPL, manipulando os jogadores perfeitamente, vence y vence” — admiring strategic control and manipulation, very Slytherin-coded traits. Their language is often combative and focused on consequences and retribution, such as hoping that “the dick of consequences” comes covered in barbed wire for someone in “A piroca das consequências raramente vem lubrificada. E eu espero que nesse caso ela esteja coberta por uma camisinha de arame farpado”, showing a harsh, retaliatory mindset. They also display strong in-group loyalty expressed through aggression toward perceived enemies, e.g. delighting in rival fans suffering in “Nada me faz mais feliz que ver os fãs do P.diddy da Botlane rasgando o cu”, which fits Slytherin’s mix of loyalty and antagonism. While there is humor and passion for many fandoms, the through-line is ambition, pride, strategic admiration, and a readiness to attack or defend fiercely — hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the more idealistic bravery of Gryffindor, the gentle loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.
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When They Come For Me - Linkin Park
A song that fits them best is When They Come For Me by Linkin Park. They literally single this track out as their pick from A Thousand Suns in their Linkin Park list: “A Thousand Suns: When They Come For Me”, which already shows a strong personal attachment. The song’s defiant, "I won’t apologize for who I am" energy mirrors their abrasive, no-filter style, like when they say “A piroca das consequências raramente vem lubrificada” and roast people with lines such as “Meu bem, ele não lhe escolheu até agora e não vai ser um tweet que vai mudar isso. Se preserva, pitbull.”. Their bio describes them as a carbon-based biped with a high level of irritability and they openly stan metal, punk and pop together: “Neste perfil amamos metal, punk e Dua Lipa.” — that genre-mixing, confrontational attitude fits the experimental aggression of this song. The track’s theme of pushing back against expectations and criticism is exactly the vibe of someone who tweets things like “Kkoma é minha caceta. Tabe é o maior coach do mundo” without caring who disagrees.
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