_keyhaw
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Their dedication to writing, even under pressure or illness ('I need to get another fever so I can crank out 10,000 words'), shows a deeply creative spirit.
- Humorous: Their tweets about Charlie Kirk, 9/11, and everyday struggles like parking fees are dripping with dark and absurd humor.
- Nostalgic: Their love for revisiting old fandoms and writings ('reading the creepypasta fic I wrote in 2017 when I was 12') reveals a sentimental side.
- Dedicated: Despite procrastination, their commitment to finishing projects like 'Lone Star' by specific deadlines shows determination.
- Relatable: Joking about financial woes ('just spent $200 on school parking') and creative struggles makes them accessible and easy to connect with.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: They often tweet about struggling to write or finish chapters, such as 'this Kenuri chapter would be so damn good if I could just write it.'
- Chaotic Humor: Their jokes about sensitive topics, like 9/11, might not resonate with everyone ('call me 9/11 the way her bush makes my tower explode').
- Overthinking: Their tweet 'coming up with a new au vs having to write it' suggests they sometimes get stuck in the ideation stage.
- Self-Critical: They often reflect on their writing in a way that implies dissatisfaction, such as 'this Kenuri chapter would be so damn good if I could just write it.'
- Impulsive: Their chaotic energy sometimes leads to impulsive decisions, like overspending on collectibles or parking fees.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Key’s chaotic humor and rebellious spirit align with Bart Simpson’s personality. Their jokes about controversial topics and their chaotic energy ('I found out Charlie Kirk was shot via text but I found out he died via Hetalia Discord server') mirror Bart’s knack for causing mischief. Like Bart, they have a creative side, as seen in their fanfiction writing, and they both thrive on pushing boundaries. Their nostalgic connection to their youth ('wearing a shirt I got in middle school') also mirrors Bart’s eternal boyishness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Key embodies the ENFP personality type: enthusiastic, creative, and chaotic. Their love for writing and storytelling ('on my dead grandma’s soul I WILL have the next chapter of Lone Star out') reflects their imaginative nature. Their humor and chaotic energy ('I found out Charlie Kirk was shot via text but I found out he died via Hetalia Discord server') show their extroverted and spontaneous side. They also have a deep connection to their emotions and nostalgia ('reading the creepypasta fic I wrote in 2017 when I was 12'), a hallmark of ENFPs. Despite their chaos, their passion and creativity shine through.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Homestuck? Because you’ve taken over my mind since I was 12.
- Are you an MCR concert? Because I’d get searched twice just to be near you.
- Are you a fever? Because you make me deliriously creative.
- Are you Charlie Kirk? Because you’ve shot straight into my heart (but in a good way).
- Are you 9/11? Because you make my heart feel like it’s exploding (in a romantic way, I swear).
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Your new Twitter bio
Writer of chaotic brilliance | CEO of Kenuri & Fruk connoisseur | Nostalgic for Homestuck, AOT, & MCR | Master of fevered creativity | Sarcastic, nostalgic, and always online (sometimes)– @_keyhaw
Your signature cocktail
Fandom Frenzy
The 'Fandom Frenzy' captures Key’s chaotic and nostalgic energy. Cherry soda represents their youthful emo vibe, while vodka adds a chaotic kick, much like their humor ('call me 9/11 the way her bush makes my tower explode'). The red licorice garnish is a nod to their love for red 40 ('I want to consume copious amounts of red 40 and go crazy'). Edible glitter ties it all together, reflecting their creative and sparkling personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Key fits perfectly into Ravenclaw with their sharp wit, creativity, and love for intellectual pursuits like writing. Their dedication to fanfiction and their deep dives into fandom lore ('watching the newgen Homestuck readers theorize') reflect the analytical and curious nature of Ravenclaws. Their often sarcastic and dark humor ('call me 9/11 the way her bush makes my tower explode') shows a clever, albeit unconventional, way of thinking. They might not fit the traditional mold, but their intellectual and creative pursuits make them a natural fit for this house.
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Helena - My Chemical Romance
As a die-hard MCR fan, 'Helena' captures Key’s nostalgic and emo vibe. Their tweet about packing only band shirts for college ('here are my 18 MCR shirts') shows their deep connection to the band. The song’s dramatic and emotional tone fits their creative and reflective personality, especially as seen in their writing struggles ('this Kenuri chapter would be so damn good if I could just write it'). 'Helena' is a perfect anthem for their blend of chaos, creativity, and sentimentality.
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