Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares fear, euphoria, and vulnerability around surgery and dysphoria, like crying that their body is finally theirs in “i bawled my eyes out and cried about how my body is finally MINE”.
- Affectionate-partner: Frequently expresses love and gratitude toward wife and boyfriend, e.g. cuddling while wife makes recovery curry in “ueueueueueue playing genshin and cuddling plushies while tei makes me a super cracked recovery curry” and kissing her after a gacha pull in “wife sang tracen ondo badly and i pulled eishin flash so i open mouthed kissed her”.
- Protective-morals: Shows strong ethical stance against exploitation of minors, calling out redrawn CSAM in “i genuinely dont think enough people are harping on them for LITERALLY REDRAWING CSAM.” and stressing consent in “this involves a real person, against her consent. its not freedom of expression, thats gross exploitation.”.
- Playful-humor: Uses dark, kinky, and absurd humor to talk about relationships and interests, like “i beat my boyfriend with my crutches for fun” and joking about dog-coded tboys in “i wish i could keep a kennel of dog coded tboys in my backyard as pets”.
- Curious-learner: Actively engages in language study and media exploration, describing pushing Japanese practice in “forcing myself to use jp keyboard more thanks to linkie shitposting and ououuuouuuu if im not actively learning languages i feel insane” and staying on top of lessons even during recovery in “trying to stay on top of lamguage lessons despite everything”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-expression: Tends to use aggressive wording when upset, such as calling someone a “piece of fucking shit” in “oh so shes literally just for shock value ok you piece of fucking shit” and describing others as “disgusting and a freak” in “youre disgusting and a freak”.
- Objectifying-language: Uses dehumanizing or pet-like framing for people they’re attracted to, like “god put me on this earth to hurt tboys for sexual gratification” and “i wish i could keep a kennel of dog coded tboys in my backyard as pets”.
- Boundary-blurring: Shares explicit kink interests very publicly, which can make consent and audience boundaries messy, as in “sorry chat is reminded im very much so into abdl” and detailed omegaverse fetish posts like “im getting back into omegaverse so bad im chasing male omegas rn where is my fucking hamster can someone please impregnate my hamster”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages heavily in discourse and anger over fandom or politics, evident in calling out “tourists” in “in conclusion fuck off, tourist.” and describing being “tweaking tf out” over online behavior in “im tweaking tf out rn apparently these are replicas of the actual patterns used in the shows costuming im losing my mind”, suggesting stress from online conflicts.
- Self-neglect-tendencies: Shows awareness of pushing themself despite stress and health issues, like having a seizure from stress in “had a seizure last night from stress awowowoww thats rare these days” and feeling shame about resting and eating to heal in “ik the best thing rn is to sleep a lot and eat a lot of good food so my body can heal, but it feels oddly shameful for some reason”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very online, hyper-verbal, principle-driven nerd with intense niche interests, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa defending her ethics, they go hard calling out exploitation and abuse, e.g. “i genuinely dont think enough people are harping on them for LITERALLY REDRAWING CSAM.” and “this involves a real person, against her consent. its not freedom of expression, thats gross exploitation.”. They’re also a huge media and fandom nerd—into gacha, xianxia, Star Trek, language study, and niche shipping discourse—much like Lisa’s overachieving, obsessive-hobby energy, seen in tweets like “every day, slowly, i am hammering more japanese comprehension back into my diseased little skull” and “watching star trek tos and yeah you rly understand why they invented fandom for this show”. Their mix of tenderness and intensity—crying with joy after surgery (“i bawled my eyes out and cried about how my body is finally MINE”) while also dropping dark, sharp one-liners (“god put me on this earth to hurt tboys for sexual gratification”)—mirrors Lisa’s combo of sincerity, righteous fury, and occasional mean-streak. Overall, they feel like an adult, queer, extremely-online Lisa who grew up, found fandom, and leaned fully into being both earnest and combatively principled.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E) because they constantly share emotions and interact with others online, openly narrating their life, like joking about recovery and affection with partners in tweets such as “ueueueueueue playing genshin and cuddling plushies while tei makes me a super cracked recovery curry” and “ok anesthesia is worn off and im actually pretty sentient when on opioids im baaack :3 nurse told wifey not to let me on twt until i was capable of higher thought”. They appear Intuitive (N), focusing on fandom meta, abstract culture takes, and patterns rather than mere surface detail, as in “remember how i talked abt fujos having genuinely biblical greed? read the fucking comments omfgggg” and “asian fandoms are very respectful points to mdzs”. Their values and intense emotional stances suggest Feeling (F): they frame things around morality and care, e.g. their disgust about exploitation in “my skin is genuinely crawling how can you call proshippers creeps when you drew a cutesy rendition of a real photo of a naked child youre disgusting and a freak” and their joyful, affectionate tone in “i bawled my eyes out and cried about how my body is finally MINE”. They read as Perceiving (P) because they embrace spontaneity, shifting interests (fandoms, languages, games) and messy, in-the-moment behavior, like “im rly tired of thinking. might take a couple days to disappear and just quietly read books for a bit” and “i just genuinely dont rly like being active in fandom spaces other than furry tbhhh and i have been leaning more into my furry identity now that ive kicked aside my shame and embrace my fetishes LMAO”. Altogether, the highly expressive social presence, conceptual fandom talk, value-driven rants, and flexible, exploratory lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You stayed up trashing your closet and making your PC NSO themed—if you ever feel like spring cleaning your polycule next, can I apply as the strange lesbian DLC?
- You’re recovering from top surgery, electrocuting and beating your boyfriend for fun, AND into omegaverse horror—are you sure you don’t need one more tboy to hurt for ‘sexual gratification’ or at least to keep in that hypothetical backyard kennel?
- You said losing 7 lbs of boobs made you realize how much dysphoria was eating you alive; as someone who’d genuinely bring you recovery curry, hold the plushies, and cheer every little healing milestone, I’d like to be part of the ‘my body is finally MINE’ epilogue.
- You’re watching Star Trek TOS, getting into hanfu and xianxia, hunting for hanfu fursuits, and chasing male omegas—statistically speaking, I think that makes you the final boss of niche lesbian culture, and I’d like to romance-lock that route, please.
- You joked that evil is stored in the breasts, but now that you’re flat and ‘so full of love’ doting on everyone, I’m forced to conclude that all the evil got displaced into me—so morally, you kind of have to date me to keep the universe balanced.
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25 • lesbian creature w/ a flat new chest, a wife, and too many gacha accounts. Once watched Star Trek post‑op on tramadol and called it recovery.– @_kingscars
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show strong Slytherin energy through a mix of sharp cruelty, sexual predation-as-a-bit, and unapologetic self-interest. Their tweet “god put me on this earth to hurt tboys for sexual gratification” frames other people as playthings and suggests a predatory, dominance-oriented attitude. Likewise, posts like “i beat my boyfriend with my crutches for fun” and “i spent my morning electrocuting my boyfriend” take delight in wielding power over partners in ways that are framed as fun rather than tender. Their unapologetic ownership of stigmatized interests and identities — for example “i have been leaning more into my furry identity now that ive kicked aside my shame and embrace my fetishes LMAO” and “sorry chat is reminded im very much so into abdl” — shows the self-preserving, socially strategic confidence typical of Slytherins who decide that other people’s judgment no longer matters. Even their joking desire to keep "dog coded tboys" as pets in “i wish i could keep a kennel of dog coded tboys in my backyard as pets” reinforces a pattern: they consistently position themselves as the controlling, slightly menacing center of their own world, which fits Slytherin more than any other house.
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bad idea! right? - Olivia Rodrigo
Their chaotic, horny, self-aware vibe matches the reckless, messy crush energy of bad idea! right?. They openly revel in being a "strange lesbian" and in morally dubious thirst, like when they say "god put me on this earth to hurt tboys for sexual gratification" and "i wish i could keep a kennel of dog coded tboys in my backyard as pets". The mix of intense love and deranged affection in tweets like "woke up full of love again" and "literally nothing beats being alone with wife sweetly calling out 'mama' every few minutes for fun and watching her melt every single time" fits the song’s ‘this is a terrible idea but I want it anyway’ narrative. Their unapologetic kink and AB/DL posts, such as "sorry chat is reminded im very much so into abdl", echo the song’s theme of knowingly indulging in bad decisions and leaning into them with zero shame. Overall, the song’s frantic, humorous self-justification and queer-coded chaotic yearning mirror their timeline almost perfectly.
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