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Lisa Simpson is the most intellectually curious and artistic member of the Simpsons family, mirroring the user’s deep engagement with philosophy, archaeology, and creative pursuits, as seen in tweets like "I love drawing but I don’t have a tablet. You’d still be interested if it’s pictures taken with my phone of physical pieces?" and "The opening of Call of Cthulhu by Lovecraft acutely describes the struggle of existential OCD". The user’s contrarian, anti‑mainstream stance and love for obscure references (e.g., "I love hyenas! The world needs more hyena stuff!!", "Mircea Eliade", "Ayn Rand’s secret lover") echo Lisa’s habit of questioning authority and championing unconventional ideas. Both the user and Lisa share a connection to music and the saxophone; the user mentions "Unfortunately my nail artist loathes saxophone so I can’t request sultry jazzy tunes," while Lisa is famously the school’s saxophone player. The user’s introspective and sometimes bleak outlook ("I do not like autumn’s liminality… a peaceful state of death is better than spasms of half alive agony.") aligns with Lisa’s occasional existential angst and sensitivity. Finally, the user’s active presence on social media, sharing art, OOTDs, and personal reflections, mirrors Lisa’s habit of writing essays and expressing herself publicly (e.g., "I have these freaky ass art prints I haven’t put up on my walls yet.") making Lisa the closest match among the core Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP: The user shows clear extroverted energy, constantly inviting interaction – 'While more people come, I’ll already reply to your tweet if I drew your pfp already!' and 'I wanna try doing an oomf tree!! Mutuals leave a reply and I’ll draw your pfp'. They favor abstract, future‑oriented ideas, linking art to philosophy – 'The opening of Call of Cthulhu by Lovecraft acutely describes the struggle of existential OCD' and 'Art is a dialogue fueled by references, whether it’s a kids movie or a post modern art exhibition'. Their decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like 'I do not like it when artists draw a fat woman… Cowards!' and 'Sorry for the mommy issues vent posts, I’m not usually so mopey'. A perceiving, flexible style appears in spontaneous projects and open‑ended plans – 'I love drawing but I don’t have a tablet. You’d still be interested if it’s pictures taken with my phone of physical pieces?' and 'Winter arc... (more to come)'. Overall, the combination of enthusiastic social engagement, intuitive big‑picture thinking, feeling‑based judgments, and an adaptable lifestyle points to ENFP.

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Archaeology undergrad who once sketched a hyena on a museum wall. Sketches, goth vibes & coffee-fueled musings. 🎨📚– @_ladyblackrose

Your signature cocktail
The drink captures Sister Blackrose’s love for darkness, occult, and hyenas: the green absinthe nods to her theistic satanist side ("As a Satanist, I obviously don't fear the Christian Hell. The Buddhist Hell, however, is another story") while black vodka gives the gothic depth she flaunts. Blood‑orange juice mirrors the hyena’s wild, orange‑tinged spirit from her tweet "I saw a safari themed sticker sheet today and I got so excited over the single hyena on it haha. The world needs more hyena stuff!!". A smoked rosemary simple syrup evokes the ancient, archaeological vibe and the "Winter arc" longing for cold, solemn nights she expressed in "I do not like autumn's liminality. I find solace in the deepest parts of winter.". A dash of cinnamon adds a chaotic, existential OCD edge like the Lovecraftian dread she mentions: "The opening of Call of Cthulhu by Lovecraft acutely describes the struggle of existential OCD". Finally, the garnish of rosemary sprig reflects her playful take on polarities, echoing "Divine feminine and divine masculine are OUT now the real polarities are divine PANTY and divine STOCKING".

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a strong thirst for knowledge and intellectual depth, referencing literary and philosophical works such as 'The opening of Call of Cthulhu by Lovecraft acutely describes the struggle of existential OCD' and 'United by their love of Mircea Eliade'. They frequently discuss esoteric and academic topics ('As a Satanist, I obviously don't fear the Christian Hell…') and show a love for learning ('I dance to no end at night and hoard books because the spirit of Strasbourg is possessing me'). Their creative analysis of art ('Art is a dialogue fueled by references, whether it’s a kids movie or a post modern art exhibition') and participation in debates ('Going on college campuses to hold “prove I’m wrong” type debates') highlight a Ravenclaw‑style curiosity and wit.

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The user identifies as a theistic satanist, saying 'As a Satanist, I obviously don't fear the Christian Hell. The Buddhist Hell, however, is another story' which aligns with the devil’s perspective in the song. Their contrarian, anti‑establishment vibe is evident in tweets like 'I’m going to embrace millennial wholesome chungus "cringe" language because ima contrarian and I hate being told what’s cool and uncool' echoing the song’s rebellious tone. The recurring dark, gothic aesthetic, such as 'I love drawing but I don’t have a tablet' and references to horror and Lovecraft, matches the ominous, historical mischief described in the lyrics. Additionally, their love for provocative statements, e.g., 'Visiting the ruins of Pompei's brothels should be done with immense solemnity and respect, like we do with Auschwitz' reflects the song’s commentary on humanity’s darker side. Overall, the song’s iconic portrayal of the devil and critique of society fits the user’s self‑description and tweet content.

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