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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, mischievous, and very online-chaotic. They’re blunt and provocative about taboo topics, like when they joke about being a shotacon and say “I can't believe I took off the shotacon warning for like a day and I got a lot (for me) of followers so I lowk gotta soft block all of them”, which fits Bart’s tendency to stir trouble and then smirk about it. Their humor is often edgy and dramatic, such as “black souls ass yogurt” and “this game fucking sucks I was so close to beating her and the worst part is that it was all cuz of one silly mistake”, echoing Bart’s theatrical reactions to frustration. Like Bart, they’re impulsive, staying up late and wrecking their schedule, e.g. “4 am and I still can't sleep fml” and “time to eat dinner at midnight like a definitely normal person definitely would”. At the same time, they show genuine passion and enthusiasm for their niche interests, like obsessing over Project Moon games in “Library of Ruina's controls are lowk ingrained in me now cuz I've been right clicking on twitter to go back to the last page”, reminiscent of Bart’s intense but chaotic dedication to his hobbies.

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Texas college gremlin powered by midnight dinners & Project Moon. Once wrote a paper on Lobotomy Corp instead of sleeping.– @_LilyPeppers

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with jalapeño-infused silver tequila to honor their Texas roots and bio-level dedication as a “Jalapeño Enthusiast”, plus the chaotic energy of eating dinner at absurd hours like in “time to eat dinner at midnight like a definitely normal person definitely would”. Fizzy yuzu or lemon-lime soda reflects their playful, bouncy timeline—jumping from Roblox Christmas with cousins in “Its Christmas Day and im playing fucking Agartha obby on Roblox with all my cousins 💔” to grinding difficult games like in “Let’s go I beat Path of Pain, god the last three parts of platforming were horrid”. Blue curaçao mirrors their late-night, slightly unhinged insomnia vibes from “4 am and I still can't sleep fml”, giving the drink an otherworldly, Project Moon-core glow like “Lobotomy corp hell week”. A drizzle of grenadine adds a deceptively sweet surface, covering how they’ll casually drop takes like “I am a very unbiased and fair manga ranker” right before diving into discourse. Finally, crushed ice with smoked salt captures both the burnout of ruined salmon in “just burnt the shit out of some salmon” and the slightly scorched, combative edge of navigating pmoontwt drama in “If only if pmtwt was as good at protecting kids as they were at harassing ppl”.

Your Hogwarts House
LilyPeppers shows a very clear self‑preservation and boundary‑setting streak that aligns with Slytherin. For example, they talk about soft‑blocking a wave of new followers after removing a shotacon warning, showing a willingness to curate their space even at the cost of popularity: “I can't believe I took off the shotacon warning for like a day and I got a lot (for me) of followers so I lowk gotta soft block all of them”. They’re also combative and strategic in discourse, explicitly using others’ logic against them: “look how pissed they get when you use their logic against them!” and “you can't have pedophilic attraction without being a pedo tho cuz a pedophile is someone with pedophilic attraction”, which shows an analytical, debate‑oriented mindset in service of defending their position. Their willingness to openly identify with a stigmatized niche (shotacon) and note which accounts block or exile them, as in “Account that blocked me for being a shotacon exposed for knowingly allowing a groomer in their discord server and defending them” and “ive been exiled to the backstreets 🥲🥲”, suggests a defiant, us‑vs‑them attitude typical of Slytherins who are used to being maligned. While they have humor and creativity, their dominant traits are sharp defensiveness, willingness to argue, and careful control of their social environment, all of which point more strongly to Slytherin than to the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. The track’s mix of snark, frustration, and chaotic humor matches their timeline, like when they complain about school and adult obligations in “noo I dont wanna go back to college stuff :(” and joke about their sleep schedule in “4 am and I still can't sleep fml”. The song’s rebellious teen energy and gallows humor mirror their edgy, controversy-engaging posts such as “Account that blocked me for being a shotacon exposed for knowingly allowing a groomer in their discord server and defending them” and “if only if pmtwt was as good at protecting kids as they were at harassing ppl”. Their bio and tweets show they’re a 19-year-old nerd into niche fandoms and dark humor—loving games like Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina in “I finally beat Lobotomy Corp oh my god” and “Library of Ruina's controls are lowk ingrained in me now”—which fits the song’s slightly unhinged, alternative teen vibe. The way they mix self-deprecation and chaotic daily life, like “time to eat dinner at midnight like a definitely normal person definitely would”, lines up with the song’s theme of messy, defiant adolescence.

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