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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: highly online, smart, and politically sharp but filtered through surreal, extremely niche humor. Like Lisa’s blend of moral intensity and outsider identity, they’re openly trans/queer and anti-cop, shown in posts like “if anyone ever tells you that the lives of people are inherently valuable just remind them that cops are people too” and “any pronouns mfs are so based, seeing transphobes trying to weaponize their agab pronouns is so fucking funny”. Their obsessive passion for niche art/visuals mirrors Lisa’s fixations on jazz and academics: they gush about influences like “free.99 vis is so mf goated fr such a huge inspiration to me” and “stice never fucking misses istg, theres legit no one out there making stuff like they do. such a huge influence of mine”. At the same time, they have a chaotic, hyperverbal sense of humor and self-aware weirdness, like calling themself “if the milkdrop visualizer was a woman with serotonin syndrome” and posting lines such as “missed the bus to the group meowing session cause i was doin my e shot😭”. This combination of earnest politics, niche artistic obsession, and socially outcast-but-confident weird kid energy lines up best with Lisa, just in a much more terminally-online, adult, and unfiltered form.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they’re very outwardly expressive, constantly engaging with scenes, fests, and online communities, e.g. hyping events and artists like in “this lineup is insane u should all go 2 this” and enthusiastically thanking people for supporting their visuals in “so grateful for everyone who fucks w my visuals fr c': means sm to me 💜”. Their humor and work show strong Intuition: lots of surreal, conceptual bits and bizarre imagery rather than concrete, practical talk, like “for only ducks can truly perceive reality” and “im like if the milkdrop visualizer was a woman with serotonin syndrome”. They come across as value-driven and emotionally expressive, aligning with Feeling: they’re vocal about trans issues and social values in tweets like “any pronouns mfs are so based, seeing transphobes trying to weaponize their agab pronouns is so fucking funny” and “i will drill a hole through the forehead of every transphobe”, and they show open admiration and affection for artists who inspire them in “echo and free.99 are so fucking inspiring fr if u dont follow them like what are u even doing”. Their lifestyle and creative approach look highly Perceiving: chaotic, spontaneous, and deadline-rushed, like “i made it for a super short notice urlfest as like a personal challenge and i think it turned out okay given the time constraints c:” and “hi i wanna make sure im up in time for crackfest can u cashapp me repeatedly till i wake up”. The blend of social energy, surreal creativity, intense values, and playful disorganization fits ENFP better than adjacent types like INFP or ENTP.

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Visual artist & VHS-brain in Portland. Once found a 76GB Lain archive by accident. I make loud, cursed motion for louder, weirder music.– @_lilyteeth

Your signature cocktail
This drink is loud, weird, and a little dangerous, just like someone who says they’re “like if the milkdrop visualizer was a woman with serotonin syndrome” “im like if the milkdrop visualizer was a woman with serotonin syndrome”. The overproof spiced rum and sour cherry energy reduction echo their unhinged, high-octane chaos, from finding a cursed 76GB Lain folder to declaring “meth piss is so amazing its like ur own lil energy drink” “meth piss is so amazing its like ur own lil energy drink”. Electric blue curaçao and smoked pineapple juice mirror their glitchy, neon visual-art vibes and late-night fest sets like “hi heres my (extremely rushed) bugfest set !!” “hi heres my (extremely rushed) bugfest set !!” and their switch “from vegas (gross) to after effects (cool and sexy🏴☠️)” “i made the switch from vegas (gross) to after effects (cool and sexy🏴☠️)”. The pop-rocks and chili sugar rim represent the mix of sweetness and aggression in lines like “i will drill a hole through the forehead of every transphobe” “i will drill a hole through the forehead of every transphobe” and “cisgender drug dealers r swagless” “cisgender drug dealers r swagless”. Overall it’s an experimental, high-voltage cocktail for someone who treats life like “life speedrun any% deathless” “life speedrun any% deathless” and proudly warns, “corporeal exceptionalists dni” “corporeal exceptionalists dni”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is intense, eccentric creativity and a very Ravenclaw-ish flavor of wit. They constantly talk about making visuals and fan videos, like when they share a “(v unofficial plz dont sue me) fan vid” for a song and frame it as a “personal challenge” that they think “turned out okay given the time constraints c:” “snippet from a (v unofficial plz dont sue me) fan vid i made for •¨•.¸¸♪ hentai.mp3…”, and when they proudly note switching from Vegas “(gross)” to After Effects “(cool and sexy🏴☠️)” “i made the switch from vegas (gross) to after effects (cool and sexy🏴☠️)”. They show obsessive curiosity and archival nerdiness when they excitedly share an anonymous Dropbox of 76 GB of Serial Experiments Lain media: “last night i stumbled upon an anonymous dropbox with 76 gigabytes of nothing but serial experiments lain related images and gifs and webms and its a lil cursed but also kinda cool so here”. Their humor is extremely lateral and wordplay-based, e.g. riffing on math notation “f²+a²=g²” and tech/nerd jokes like “c drive paths are the cutest paths cause they all start w a smiley face C:”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of cleverness and abstract thinking. They also frequently discuss other artists as inspirations—“such a huge influence of mine” “stice never fucking misses istg, theres legit no one out there making stuff like they do. such a huge influence of mine”, “so fucking inspiring fr” “echo and free.99 are so fucking inspiring fr if u dont follow them like what are u even doing”—which shows a cerebral, craft-focused orientation more than raw ambition or heroics. Overall, the mix of hyper-creative visual experimentation, niche media obsession, and dense, brainy humor points much more to Ravenclaw than to the other houses.

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A dramatic, maximalist, slightly unhinged classic like welcome to the black parade fits their blend of humor, melodrama, and queerness. They describe themselves in a surreal, chaotic way, like being "like if the milkdrop visualizer was a woman with serotonin syndrome," which mirrors the song’s over-the-top emotional intensity. Their timeline is full of death and self-destruction jokes framed playfully, such as "life speedrun any% deathless" and "can you beat life without dying," echoing the song’s fixation on mortality and resilience. They also consistently celebrate edgy, theatrical art and music – "stice never fucking misses... such a huge influence of mine" and "free.99 vis is so mf goated fr such a huge inspiration to me" – which lines up with MCR’s highly stylized emo grandeur. Overall, their vibe is campy apocalypse, queer defiance, and heartfelt chaos, all of which welcome to the black parade embodies perfectly.

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