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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a much darker, more online AU version of her. Like Lisa, this user is introspective, alienated at school, and feels misunderstood by family, as seen in posts like “Gang I hate going to school I'm getting forced to go again after two weeks” and “My parents pmo cause why do they ask me if I want to do something even if there just going to make me do it anyways”. Lisa often struggles with loneliness and feeling different from her peers, which parallels tweets such as “I feel so lonely rn” and “I hate people so much I hate interacting with them”. This user also shows strong niche passions and hyperfixations (e.g., “#1 shizushiho shipper” and “I love shizuku so much she’s literally my girlfriend”), reminiscent of Lisa’s intense dedication to her interests (like jazz, reading, and causes) even when others don’t get it. The key difference is that where canon Lisa channels her pain into activism and achievement, this user directs it inward through self-harm and suicidal ideation, seen in tweets like “I love cutting myself it's the only thing that makes me feel real at this point” and “I know I’m going to end it on the 18th of September but I just can’t figure out how…”, making them feel like a tragic, much more self-destructive version of Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary (reading yuri in the library, gaming, grinding crystals) and they frequently express discomfort with people and social interaction, e.g. “I hate people so much I hate interacting with them” and “I’m so scared to interact with my oomfs…”. They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing: while there are concrete details, they often fixate on meanings, ships, and identity (paraphilia discourse, proship labels, yume/objectum musings) rather than practical, real‑world specifics, e.g. “Friendly reminder that paraphila isn't the same thing as pedophila!!”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling: tweets are raw, emotional, and value-laden, focused on how they and others feel rather than on logic or evidence, such as “I feel so lonely rn” and “I feel like all my friends hate me”. They fit Perceiving more than Judging: they struggle with structure and planning (e.g. “I have a essay due to two days and i haven’t even wrote a paragraph”) and tweet impulsively about cutting sessions or last‑minute decisions (“MY MOMS LEAVING TIME TO DO ANOTHER SESH”). Altogether, their introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative, and unstructured style matches INFP better than other types.

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Ren | Agender lesbian | Surviving school, libraries, and way too many gacha pulls. Once cut pizza with a Sonic cutter and learned nothing.– @_lonyx

Your signature cocktail
Strawberry vodka is a nod to Ren’s name and vibe, sweet and playful on the surface like the cutesy strawberry/bakery aesthetic in their display name Ren!🍓🍰, masking something much harsher underneath. Sour apple liqueur represents how they swing between fun fandom talk and sharp, bitter exhaustion with people and school, like when they say “I hate people so much I hate interacting with them” and “Gang I hate going to school I'm getting forced to go again after two weeks”. Blackcurrant syrup adds a dark, heavy sweetness for their obsessive fixations and proship edge, echoing “I LOVE INCEST I LOVE LOLICON I LOVE SHOTACON I LOVE RAPE I LOVE ABUSE” and the constant focus on intense ships like “My top pjsk ships gang😎 Shizushiho Shizushiho Shizushiho Oh erm have I mentioned Shizushiho”. Tonic water gives the drink a biting fizz, like their mix of gallows humor and self-awareness in lines such as “I love cutting myself it's the only thing that makes me feel real at this point” and “Does it even count as relapse if your not even trying to get better”. The dash of chili tincture is the painful burn underneath everything, for the explicit self-harm and planned ending in “Starting tomorrow I’m going to document every day of my life until the 18th of September when I’ll finally take my own life” and “I know I’m going to end it on the 18th of September but I just can’t figure out how…”, turning the cocktail into something that’s intentionally uncomfortable, intense, and impossible to drink casually—just like following their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their account shows a strong alignment with Slytherin traits like self-preservation, boundary-pushing, and deliberate transgression. They openly embrace controversial and taboo interests as an identity marker, e.g. “I LOVE INCEST I LOVE LOLICON I LOVE SHOTACON I LOVE RAPE I LOVE ABUSE” and proudly tagging themself as “#proshiptwt and #shedtwt!!”, which suggests a calculated willingness to court stigma and backlash. They also show a tendency to analyze social dynamics around fandom and moral panic, such as “Most of the people complaining the incest prompt on kinktober aren’t even victims of it and it’s actually so weird” and “Friendly reminder that paraphila isn't the same thing as pedophila!!”, which reflects rationalization and defense of their position rather than conforming. Even in personal suffering, there’s a sharp, almost defiant edge, like “I don’t get why people try and convince people to not sh by saying ‘your scars will never fade’ like yeah of course they won’t”, showing a dark, self-protective pragmatism more than Gryffindor-style idealism or Hufflepuff softness. While they experience loneliness and distress, their public persona is built around provocative identity, niche ships, and resisting social pressure, which is quintessentially Slytherin.

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