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The user’s pattern of heavy drinking and reckless attitude resembles Homer’s love of beer and laziness, as shown in tweets like "Voy muy borracho y estan explicando las reglas del catan...". Their frustration with work and job hopping mirrors Homer’s dissatisfaction at the nuclear plant, hinted by the bio line "Patrolling the Madrid almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" and the tweet "Llevo 3 empresas ya, cada una mas gilipollas que la anterior". The self‑deprecating humor and sense of being a broken machine, such as "Soy una máquina que convierte existir en perder las tuercas de los pendientes de aguja constantemente", is classic Homer’s "D'oh!" vibe. The constant complaints about public transport and daily life, like "Me la suda el ADN imagina el DNI", echo Homer’s frequent grumbling about commuting and everyday annoyances. Overall, the combination of chronic drinking, work disillusionment, and slapstick self‑mockery points strongly to Homer Simpson as the best match.

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The user consistently shares vivid, present‑moment sensory details such as "El sol de diciembre me caliente la piel en la mitad del campo" and "Estoy viendo stories del concierto de Brigade loco y Crim", indicating dominant Extraverted Sensing. Their tweets are filled with strong emotional expression and concern for others, e.g., "Me dicen sangra y yo sangro detrás" and "Me preocupa un poco, pero ahora al menos entiendo la tipologia de las sectas", showing a Feeling preference. They frequently discuss social activities, parties, and interactions with friends—"Voy muy borracho y están explicando las reglas del catan...", "Llevo 3 empresas ya, cada una mas gilipollas que la anterior"—which points to Extraversion. Finally, their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible, with little planning and many last‑minute decisions, as seen in "Mi bus siempre tarda 1 hora mas menos" and "Hoy oficialmente mi día no empieza hasta las 4PM", reflecting a Perceiving attitude. These patterns together best match the ESFP type.

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Student, part‑time coder & hyperpop junkie. Missed the Moncloa bus once because I was humming a fresh track. #Madrid– @_Luna_Verde

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The name 'Cerradura de Luna' nods to Luna's bio 'Patrolling the Madrid almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter,' mixing a cold, bright neon hue with a smoky undercurrent. Mezcal provides the smoky, post‑apocalyptic edge, while Blue Curaçao adds the hyper‑pop electric blue that echoes the tweet 'Los hyperpopper son lo mas gay que pueden ser los heteros.' A splash of fresh lime juice cuts through the sweetness, reflecting the blunt sarcasm of 'Me la suda el ADN imagina el DNI.' The fizzy boost of Red Bull captures the relentless energy of a night spent 'Voy muy borracho y estan explicando las reglas del catan... yo se jugar al catan, por qje estoy escuchakndo,' and a tiny dice garnish is a playful tribute to their love of Catan. Together the drink balances smoky darkness and neon brightness, just like Luna's chaotic mix of party vibes, music obsession, and witty self‑deprecation.

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Luna’s tweets repeatedly demonstrate a keen curiosity and cleverness, such as when they write 'Al habla el informático borracho… El mejor patrón es el siguiente: Primero tu indicas un patrón inicial…', showing a strategic mind for password patterns. They also show intellectual curiosity about niche topics, e.g., 'Me preocupa un poco, pero ahora al menos entiendo la tipologia de las sectas', indicating a desire to learn. Their frequent references to Linux and hacking, like 'Ahora que me he cambiado a Linux soy un poquito mas insufrible', reflect a love of knowledge and wit. While they are also rebellious, the dominant trait across the feed is clever problem‑solving and a love of learning, which aligns best with Ravenclaw.

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The user constantly complains about juggling multiple jobs, school assignments, and unreliable public transport, which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed by adult responsibilities, as seen in tweets like 'Llevo 3 empresas ya, cada una mas gilipollas que la anterior' and 'El año pasado mi tutor de prácticas me enviaba en formato AAAA/DD/MM y me hacía pasar extremadamente mal solo por eso'. They also express a yearning to escape the city’s grind, saying 'Patrolling the Madrid almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter', echoing the song’s longing for the carefree days of youth. Their frequent references to being drunk and partying, such as 'Voy muy borracho y están explicando las reglas del catan...' and 'Yo quiero estar borracho Viviendo mi vida', reflect the song’s desire to return to simpler, more fun times. Overall, the mix of stress, desire for escape, and a wish to relive youthful freedom makes 'Stressed Out' a perfect fit.

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