Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Frequently shares raw feelings, e.g., 'the goon has gone away and now i feel nothing' and multiple 'goodnight' posts.
- Creative: Posts about personal art and music, like 'blue smiley deserves a wikipedia entry' and 'shoegazing.'
- Self-aware: Recognizes mental health issues, stating 'the meds aren’t working' and 'i just had a realization that i have no personality.'
- Persistent: Maintains a steady stream of tweets daily despite ongoing distress.
- Community-oriented: Seeks interaction, inviting followers ('add me on roblox') and quoting other users.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Mentions self-harm thoughts such as 'a lobotomy would probably fix me' and 'resisting the urge to violently strangle my therapist.'
- Negative: Uses pervasive negative language, for example 'fuck my life' and 'hate retard fucks who make depression quirky.'
- Impulsive: Expresses reckless urges, like 'i want to upload my vids in gorecenter' and 'i want to bury my face in some maiden’s bosoms.'
- Neglectful: Neglects self-care, noting 'i forgot to take my meds' and 'the meds aren’t working.'
- Isolated: Shows difficulty connecting, asking 'what does it take for me to gain some interaction? i’m bad at talking to people.'
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
His constant self-deprecation, suicidal thoughts, and feeling like a loser mirror Moe Szyslak’s chronic depression and low self-esteem. He often writes lines like "i’m severely incompatible with modern life" and "fuck my life", reflecting Moe’s frequent lament about being stuck in a dead-end job. The user’s mentions of medication not working ("the meds aren’t working") and urges to harm his therapist ("resisting the urge to violently strangle my therapist") echo Moe’s desperation and occasional violent fantasies. The pattern of posting "goodnight" repeatedly and feeling worthless after failed attempts at success ("100 job applications vs 1 callback from the HR") aligns with Moe’s perpetual feeling of being ignored and hopeless. Overall, the blend of depressive rumination, self-harm ideation, and bitter humor matches Moe’s character in The Simpsons.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introverted: The user’s feed is dominated by internal monologue and self‑focused statements rather than outward social interaction, e.g., 'i am hopepilled. i am copemaxxing and that's #okay' and 'i have a feeling that i piss people off with my presence alone'. Intuitive: Their language is rich with abstract metaphors, future‑oriented ideas, and symbolic references such as 'the doompill is eternal' and 'i want to experience the denreze in real life', indicating a preference for patterns over concrete details. Feeling: Decisions and reactions are driven by personal values and strong emotions, illustrated by lines like 'i hate myself for losing my tumbler' and 'the discourse about skintones … gave excuse to retards …', showing a focus on how things affect them emotionally. Perceiving: The timeline is chaotic and unstructured, with frequent mentions of wasted days, procrastination, and lack of planning, for example 'wasted the entire day again' and 'i can’t bring myself to do the things i liked to do'. These combined traits point to an INFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were a shoegaze track, you'd be the dreamy reverb that makes my heart float—let's crank up the volume and get lost together like a perfect Reze moment.
- I saw you're a Reze fan—how about we binge Chainsaw Man and I’ll be the one to hand you a virtual hug whenever the tension spikes?
- You're hopepilled and copemaxxing, so let's pair that vibe with a Deftones playlist and see if we can turn those midnight thoughts into a sunrise together.
- You mentioned Roblox—let's team up for a co‑op session and I promise to share the loot, but keep the best moments for us.
- I know life feels heavy sometimes, but a good Gorillaz track and a goofy meme can be the best therapy—let me be your unofficial therapist for the night.
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College senior, anime & shoegaze fan, once cooked a three-course Eid dinner for nobody, mental-health advocate, always chasing the next job.– @_M4CYLL3
Your signature cocktail
Dreadful Goon Elixir
This cocktail mirrors the user's constant battle between darkness and fleeting hope, just as they tweet, 'dreadfully existential goons'. The black vodka and coffee liqueur create a deep, void‑like base that feels like 'the goon has gone away and now i feel nothing'. A splash of blood orange juice and a dash of bitters add a sharp, bitter edge reminiscent of 'fuck my life' and 'the doompill is eternal'. Finally, the hint of absinthe brings a surreal, chaotic twist, echoing the user's self‑described 'i am hopepilled' moments and their love for intense, edgy music.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
"2025 i’ll stop being a loserfag. time to get serious" shows clear ambition to change and succeed, and "i can’t wait to graduate from stem and be a wagie" reveals a drive for future status. The tweet "BILLIONS MUST DIE except me. i’m important" reflects a self‑assertive, power‑seeking attitude typical of Slytherin. Their persistence despite setbacks is evident in "100 job applications vs 1 callback from the HR", indicating resourcefulness and determination. The use of provocative language like "i wish i wasn’t full of hate but mfs keep testing me" demonstrates a willingness to manipulate perception for personal edge. Although moments of vulnerability appear, the dominant themes of ambition, self‑importance, and cunning align most closely with Slytherin values.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The user’s constant references to self‑harm and feeling broken—e.g., “a lobotomy would probably fix me,” “my head hurts,” and “resisting the urge to violently strangle my therapist”—mirror the line “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel” from “Hurt.” Their admission of hopelessness, “I have no personality… only long‑term depression,” aligns with the song’s bleak reflection on loss and emptiness. The recurring sentiment that “the meds aren’t working” and “i feel worthless” echo the chorus’s lament “What have I become? My sweetest friend, I’m leaving you.” The track’s raw, confessional tone fits the user’s ongoing stream of despair and yearning for an end.
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