Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequently turns everyday moments into jokes, like riffing on product disclaimers in “Acho a coisa mais engraçada do mundo os asteriscos nas embalagens que são tipo fonte de cálcio* *como todo iogurte” and making fun of funeral pet service names in “Pq colocam nomes engraçadinhos em assistências funerarias de pet…”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth and care toward friends, praising them and sharing inside jokes in tweets like “Amo o jeito que meus amigos me veem” and the tarot/Mayara tweet “De acordo com o tarot Mayara vai ter 2 namorados ano que vem…”.
- Self-aware introspection: Reflects on their own patterns and feelings, like admitting commitment fears in “eu ja tinha medo de compromisso com 9 anos” and noticing their overexplaining DM habit in “Maior fã de responder mensagens especificadamente…”.
- Creative expression: Uses vivid, unusual images and metaphors, such as “O barco de Teseu mas é um policulo” and “eu aprendi a incendiar antes de aprender a falar”.
- Social awareness: Shows concern for collective behavior and consequences, criticizing individualistic excuses in “eita como as pessoas adoram achar que ações são tomadas num vácuo…” and commenting on internet saturation in “Eu espero que cada suposto avanço vá nos cansando exponencialmente…”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Oscillates between humor and distress, hinting at unstable moods in tweets like “daily affirmations eu nao sou o papaleguas…” and the dramatic overthinking in “eu quando me sinto um clitóris exposto repetindo padroes”.
- Overattachment patterns: Mentions quickly growing attached to professionals and then losing access in “me acostumei e comecei a gostar de um profissional de saúde pra ele parar de atender meu convênio…”, suggesting difficulty managing expectations and boundaries.
- Conflict sensitivity: Takes misinterpretation hard, indicating heightened sensitivity in “Quando me interpretam um pouquinho errado eu fico assim” and wanting to clarify DMs excessively in “Maior fã de responder mensagens especificadamente…”.
- Self-destructive humor: Uses dark or self-undermining jokes, like being a “psychological weapon” in “nao sei vocês mas eu seria a melhor arma psicológica da idade média” and joking about early heavy drinking in “Me criaram dentro de um bar… o primeiro porre que eu tomei foi de caipirinha com 5 anos de idade”.
- Internet burnout: Shows growing exhaustion with online life, which may sap energy or optimism, as in “Eu espero que cada suposto avanço vá nos cansando… até que ninguém mais consiga achar razoável entrar na internet pra ver qualquer coisa” and frustration with discourse in “eita como as pessoas adoram achar que ações são tomadas num vácuo…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, articulate, left-leaning, a little doomer about technology and society, and very emotionally self-aware. Like Lisa, they have sharp critical takes on modern life and the internet, e.g. wishing that saturation would make everything online feel unreasonable in “Eu espero que cada suposto avanço vá nos cansando exponencialmente…” and getting annoyed at people dodging collective responsibility in “eita como as pessoas adoram achar que ações são tomadas num vácuo…”. There’s also a very Lisa-esque mix of bookish/artsy sensibility and intense feelings, from joking about tarot and antipsychotic alarms in “De acordo com o tarot Mayara vai ter 2 namorados ano que vem… tocou o alarme pra tomar o antipsicótico” to meta self-analysis like “microdosando a conversa pós cinecafe… pra não sofrer de abstinência”. Their humor is cerebral and slightly absurd, as in “Acho a coisa mais engraçada do mundo os asteriscos nas embalagens que são tipo fonte de cálcio* *como todo iogurte” and “It must feel agoniante for a lâmpada to be fluorescente ou de led”, which fits Lisa’s nerdy, overthinking energy. Finally, the mix of political/environmental concern, artsy music taste, queer undertones, and occasional melancholy (e.g. “I think we All search for our soul in são paulo”) lines up much more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or apathetic members of the Simpson family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert: they constantly reference friends, shared experiences and social plans, like the playful group day at Sesc in “Ideia de role a gt acorda 10 da manhã de ressaca vai pro Sesc fazer escalada…” and the collective show experience in “tamanha paz saber que ontem essa experiência foi coletiva”. Their humor is imaginative and associative rather than concrete, showing a strong Intuitive bent: see the conceptual metaphor in “O barco de Teseu mas é um policulo” and the whimsical, surreal phrasing of “It must feel agoniante for a lâmpada to be fluorescente ou de led”. They lead with values and feelings more than impersonal logic, e.g. their annoyance at environmental complacency in “eita como as pessoas adoram achar que ações são tomadas num vácuo…” and their warm support for others in “Eu apoio todo mundo que usou marrom de ontem pra hoje.”, pointing to Feeling. Finally, their lifestyle and tone are spontaneous, flexible and a bit chaotic rather than structured and planned: they fantasize impulsive routines and small indulgences in “gosto do rush de comprar e usar algo que nao necessariamente é pra uso imediato…” and joke about inconsistent habits and avoidant patterns in “eu ja tinha medo de compromisso com 9 anos”, which fits a Perceiving preference. Altogether, the combination of outward sociability, playful abstraction, strong value focus and go‑with‑the‑flow spontaneity best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you do get into competitive sudoku, can I be the distraction that keeps making you write my number in every little square?
- You said you’d kiss the whole set just to disguise it—good news, I’m not a set, I’m just one very conveniently located scene you can replay as many times as you want.
- Your ideal role is Sesc de ressaca, escalada, comedoria, doces árabes, pastel e papel higiênico… I’m just saying, with that itinerary and your obsession with São Paulo, I’m ready to be the plus one that carries the bags and falls in love halfway through the day.
- Você, que aprendeu a incendiar antes de aprender a falar, que é religiosa com Fleetwood Mac e Chappell Roan ASMR… if I tell you I want both your fogo and your amor, paz, does that count as a declaration or a very obvious pedido?
- You’re out here free bleeding in the autumn rain, microdosando cinecafé pós-debate e planejando ser a arma psicológica da Idade Média—can we at least start with something light, like you mentally diagnosing which tarot card I am on our first date?
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Cultural magpie in São Paulo, raised in a bar, powered by tarot, metro lines & niche tweets. Once timed my work badge to the second until HR intervened.– @_mrrorbaII
Your signature cocktail
Free Bleeding in São Paulo Spritz
This spritz starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for the chaotic, overstimulated São Paulo life they keep orbiting, like when they wrote “I think we All search for our soul in são paulo”. Cupuaçu liqueur adds a creamy, tropical sweetness for their ‘mundinho’ pleasures such as “Mundinho creme de cupuaçu com ganache brasil” and the obsession with sorvete in “eu quero comer um potao de sorvete Agora!!”. Dry vermouth brings a slightly bitter, grown‑up edge for the psychiatric‑waiting-room humor and antipsychotic alarms in “sala de espera da clínica psiquiátrica” and “tocou o alarme pra tomar o antipsicótico”. Sparkling water with lime keeps it light and effervescent, matching their hyper-verbal, multilingual spiral like “as palavras seguem um caminho esquisitissimo no meu cerebro”. The smoked salt rim nods to the controlled arsonist vibe of “eu aprendi a incendiar antes de aprender a falar” and their destructive affection for chaos, from “free bleeding in the autumn rain” to the gleeful “projeto luminotecnjco insuportável” in “fodase o ciclo circaridano”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They consistently show a cerebral, hyper-associative way of thinking that leans Ravenclaw. Their humor is built on odd, analytical observations, like speculating about lamps’ inner lives in “It must feel agoniante for a lâmpada to be fluorescente ou de led” and noticing fine-print logic in “Acho a coisa mais engraçada do mundo os asteriscos nas embalagens que são tipo fonte de cálcio* *como todo iogurte”. They clearly enjoy wordplay and meta-language, wanting new punctuation in “deveria existir um ponto de interrogação e virgula” and negotiating bus-stop optimization in “devia ter um ponto de onibus na esquina da minha casa...”, which shows a nerdy delight in systems and micro-structure. Their media consumption is also intensely curatorial and referential—Glee edits, Chappell Roan ASMR, and tarot plus alarms in “De acordo com o tarot Mayara vai ter 2 namorados ano que vem estavamos vendo isso ai tocou o alarme pra tomar o antipsicótico”—suggesting someone who processes life through layered cultural references. While they are warm and loyal to friends (very Hufflepuff-coded), the dominant pattern is sharp observational wit and playful analysis of language, routines, and culture, which fits Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
Green Light - Lorde
A song that best suits them is Green Light by Lorde, with its mix of chaotic longing, hyper self-awareness, and restless city energy. They constantly juggle desire, mess, and humor, like when they say “eu quero fogo mas eu também quero amor, paz,”, which echoes the song’s tension between wanting to burn everything down and wanting something tender and stable. Their tweets show a love-hate relationship with São Paulo and urban intensity, such as “I think we All search for our soul in são paulo”, matching Green Light’s restless city nights and searching-for-yourself vibe. There’s also a dramatic, romantic, slightly feral streak in posts like “eu aprendi a incendiar antes de aprender a falar” and “I think the 🍎's rotten right to the core…”, which fits Lorde’s lyrical mix of introspection and fireworks. Finally, their blend of queer longing and pop culture obsession — from “i like girls who make Love but i love girls who like to fuckkk” to cine/music references — lines up with the emotionally charged, slightly theatrical, extremely Online energy of Green Light.
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