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This account reads most like Bart Simpson: irreverent, sports-obsessed, and constantly using over-the-top, sometimes violent exaggeration for humor. The user rants about football with chaotic energy, e.g. “tem q decapitar algum indivíduo nesse vestiário pra ficar de exemplo, bando de arrombado” and “era só uma morte misteriosa com 29 tiros nas costas desse draymond green pqp”, which matches Bart’s prankish, boundary-pushing attitude. Their timeline swings between mocking rivals and dramatic despair, like “eu vou cometer um atentado terrorista” and “eu vou pular da ponte”, in the same melodramatic way Bart treats bad days and bad games. There’s also a mix of pop culture fandom and trolling, such as “taylor swift eu sou mais você!❤️❤️” versus “morra taylor swift”, that feels like Bart’s fickle, loud teenage taste. Even when touching on politics or world events, like “o maior inimigo do brasil é o movimento verde amarelo”, it’s done with sharp, snarky punchlines rather than earnest lecturing, reinforcing the Bart-like persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is loud, reactive and very socially oriented, constantly commenting on games, celebrities, politics and joking with a broad audience, e.g. the theatrical outbursts like “LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and the dramatic sports rants such as “esse goleiro do barcelona tem q estudar pro enem pq carreira de jogador é inviável”. Their style shows strong Intuition (N): they often jump from concrete events to larger or absurd ideas, like the tongue‑in‑cheek sociopolitical link in “em alguns anos estudos serão feitos sobre a ligação entre o beach tennis e a ascensão do neofascismo no brasil.” and the satirical take on environmentalism vs pop culture in “north west >>>>> loirinha amiga do aquecimento global”. They clearly favor Thinking (T) over harmony, using cutting, often brutal humor and criticism rather than diplomacy, like “tem q decapitar algum indivíduo nesse vestiário pra ficar de exemplo, bando de arrombado” and “#ennervalenciaassassinadoempraçapúblicaeesquartejado calma rapaziada futebol tem q ser saudável kkkkkkkkkkkkk”, while occasionally showing affection in a more understated way, e.g. “sdds amor…❤️❤️”. On the Judging–Perceiving axis, they look strongly Perceiving (P): their tweets are spur‑of‑the‑moment reactions to matches, pop‑culture news, and random frustrations rather than evidence of structured planning or order, such as the impulsive despair in “era só um starfield e um baldur’s gate 3… virou crime ser pobre” and the sudden hyperbole in “eu vou cometer um atentado terrorista”. Overall, the combination of extroverted, quick‑witted commentary, abstract/satirical connections, logic‑first bluntness, and spontaneous chaotic posting fits ENTP best.

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Sports-obsessed Brazilian, part-time Taylor Swift defender, full-time Flamengo sufferer. Once blamed beach tennis for neo-fascism in a group chat.– @_murilo64

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This cocktail starts with bold Brazilian cachaça to honor how much of their life revolves around Flamengo and Brazilian football passion, from shouting “FLAMENGO. ROSSI. SEREMOS.” to simply declaring “Mengo.”. Spicy ginger beer adds the constant chaotic energy and hot takes, like wanting to “decapitar algum indivíduo nesse vestiário” and the over-the-top “#ennervalenciaassassinadoempraçapúblicaeesquartejado calma rapaziada futebol tem q ser saudável kkkkkkkkkkkkk”. A splash of blood-orange soda represents the dramatic, emotional swings between “COMO É BOM VIVERRRR” and “eu vou pular da ponte” or “eu vou cometer um atentado terrorista” after a result. Cold brew coffee ice cubes nod to their nerdier, cinephile and pop-culture side, from raging about a cinema not showing Oppenheimer to comparing “duna parte 2 = flamengo de tite”. The charcoal black salt rim reflects their darkly comic, sometimes mean humor—like saying “morra taylor swift” and still tweeting “taylor swift eu sou mais você!❤️❤️” later—giving the drink a slightly bitter edge under all the fizz.

Your Hogwarts House
Murilo’s timeline is dominated by impulsive, emotionally charged reactions, especially to sports, which fits Gryffindor’s hot-blooded temperament. He frequently uses extreme or violent hyperbole when angry at players or teams, like wishing decapitation for players in the locker room in “tem q decapitar algum indivíduo nesse vestiário pra ficar de exemplo, bando de arrombado” or saying “era só uma morte misteriosa com 29 tiros nas costas desse draymond green pqp”, showing an over-the-top, impulsive flair rather than calculated restraint. He frames football and politics in moral, almost crusading terms, mocking superficiality in “tem q ser muito fútil pra se importar com futebol enquanto temas como a política do brasil e o meio ambiente existem” and calling the green-and-yellow movement the country’s greatest enemy in “o maior inimigo do brasil é o movimento verde amarelo”, which reflects a strong sense of right and wrong. His dramatic calls for drastic action, such as joking about federal intervention over a cinema not showing Oppenheimer in “é o sucateamento da cultura brasileira, é inaceitável papo de intervenção federal nesse barraco”, show a taste for bold, theatrical stands rather than quiet diligence or careful analysis. While there is some loyalty to clubs and idols like Flamengo and Taylor Swift, the dominant pattern is fiery, passionate, and impulsive – classic Gryffindor energy rather than the calculation of Slytherin, the steadiness of Hufflepuff, or the cerebral bent of Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for @_murilo64 is “We Are The Champions” because so much of their personality revolves around passionate, often dramatic sports fandom and a belief that their team will ultimately prevail. They constantly celebrate or suffer with their clubs, from the sheer confidence of “meu deus o flamengo vai ganhar todos os títulos de 2024” to the triumphant simplicity of “FLAMENGO.” and “Mengo.”. Even when mocking rivals, as in “ESSE É O PODEROSO LÍDER DO CAMPEONATO BRASILEIRO???????? KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” or “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK PALMEIRAS KKKKKKKKKKK”, there’s an underlying sense that their side is destined to come out on top. The song’s themes of enduring hardship and still claiming victory mirror tweets where they oscillate between despair and belief, like “eu vou pular da ponte” and then “como é bom ser botafogo”. Overall, the mix of emotional extremes, sporting obsession, and constant talk of titles and glory makes this classic anthem of resilience and triumph a strong match for their online persona.

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