Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about friends, family, and media, like crying heavily at The Notebook in “lembro da vez que eu vi the notebook pela primeira vez…” and missing hanging out after class in “to com saudade do rita💔💔💔…”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth and attachment to people close to her, calling someone “minha metadinha” in “minha momo minha metadinha q me deixa tao segurinha” and being excited to be an aunt with Ana Cecília in “nao acredito que eu e ana cecilia vamos ser tias juntas…”.
- Humorous observer: Uses sarcasm and self-deprecation to make everyday situations funny, like mocking her eyebrow attempts in “nao posso fazer sombrancelha sozinha eu fico igual uma coitadinha…” and joking about being a funko pop in “as vezes me sinto um funko pop”.
- Culturally engaged: Actively comments on shows, music, and fandoms, referencing Severance in “sera q tem 3° temp de severance ainda esse ano rsrs” and multiple Stranger Things ships in “endgame bychance, stonathan e lumaxkkkk”.
- Socially connected: Frequently mentions friends, family, and classmates (e.g., Ana Paula, Flávia, Antonio, Bianca), like in “a ana paula ta sedenta pelo cowboy morro” and “matei um foguinho de 74 dias me perdoa bianca💔💔💔…”, showing an active social circle.
Weaknesses:
- Self-sabotaging: Acknowledges harming herself through her own reactions, as in “sim eu não sei lidar com meus sentimentos e desconto tudo em maneiras de me prejudicar”.
- Drama-seeking: Openly embraces getting into conflicts and complications, repeating in “eu adoro confusao eu adoro problema eu adoro me meter em problema…” and “eu gosto de me meter em problema ne” that she loves drama and trouble.
- Impulsive behavior: Talks about doing things without supervision or foresight, such as “eu nao posso ser deixada sem supervisao eu preciso de um asulto tendo certeza que eu não faço merda” and republishing a video without checking the audio in “tepubliquei um video sem ouvir o audio e era coisa errada”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Uses extreme language about distress or inconvenience, saying she’d “me explodo” if PT returns to classes in “se o pt voltar pra mat no 2° semestre eu me explodo” and that she’d “me mato” over fever on an important day in “se eu der febre justo hoje eu me mato”.
- Negative self-view: Comments harshly about herself, questioning “EU sou podre de espirito?” in “EU sou podre de espirito?” and saying she always gets into problems in “nossa eu so me enfio em problema meu deus”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, a mix of sensitivity, overthinking, and sharp commentary. They show intense emotional depth and self-awareness, like when they say “sim eu não sei lidar com meus sentimentos e desconto tudo em maneiras de me prejudicar” and “lembro da vez que eu vi the notebook pela primeira vez e eu chorei tanto... que eu fiquei com febre e enxaqueca”. There’s also a very Lisa-esque academic/environmental/health anxiety vibe in comments about school and institutions, like “um dos campus da ufpa recebeu conceito UM no enamed eu me matava de vdd pqp que vergonha desse país fei” and frustration with bureaucracy and studies. At the same time, they’re dramatic, witty, and a little chaotic, frequently acknowledging they get into trouble or drama, e.g. “eu adoro confusao eu adoro problema eu adoro me meter em problema” and “eu nao posso ser deixada sem supervisao eu preciso de um asulto tendo certeza que eu não faço merda”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to over-involve herself in everything. Their pop culture fixation and slightly pretentious media tastes (e.g. Stranger Things, Severance, Zara Larsson, JoJo) also line up with Lisa’s artsy, niche-fan side, shown in tweets like “sera q tem 3° temp de severance ainda esse ano rsrs” and “durante a greve no ano passado eu fazia tudo menos estudar, cheguei a ler steel ball run e a parte 8 em 5 dias”. Overall, they feel like a more online, Brazilian Lisa Simpson: smart, melodramatic, very emotional, politically aware, and constantly spiraling but self-aware about it.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about friends, drama, and group chats, and seem energized by social chaos rather than drained by it, e.g. “eu adoro confusao eu adoro problema eu adoro me meter em problema eu adoro drama eu adoro me enrolar em problemas” and the way they narrate friend dynamics like “nao aguento mais a flavia mandando reels de indiano em todos os grupos”. They appear Intuitive (N): they fixate on meanings and hypotheticals rather than just facts, as in the almost dissociative language reflection “as vezes eu nao consigo olhar pra palavras do mesmk jeito... como assim entreter, genuino e tropico sao palavras reais” and the meta-commentary on capitalism in “tao vendendo monjauro pelo tiktok shop esse é o estagio final do capitalismo”. Their tone is clearly Feeling (F): they center emotions, relationships, and empathy, e.g. “to com saudade do rita💔💔💔... de sair sempre depois da aula e ficar conversando na rua ate tarde💔💔💔” and “minha momo minha metadinha q me deixa tao segurinha”, and they openly discuss self-sabotage and sensitivity like “sim eu não sei lidar com meus sentimentos e desconto tudo em maneiras de me prejudicar”. They fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their life appears chaotic and spontaneous, joking about always getting into trouble in “eu so me enrolo em problema”, flow-state shitposting in “quando eu começo a postar qualquer coisa e i genuinely reach flow state”, and last‑minute, messy feelings like “lembro da vez que eu vi the notebook... chorei tanto... tive que ir tomar soro de TANTO CHORAR”. Putting this together—highly social, dramatic, emotionally expressive, intuitive, and impulsive—the profile best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your suitcase is really 40kg, I volunteer as tribute to sit through those 28 hours next to you — we can complain about the CU together and call it our Severance-style corporate trauma bonding.
- You killed a 74‑day foguinho, but I’m willing to start a new streak: one where the only thing you accidentally reset is how hard I fall for you every time you tweet drama.
- You read Steel Ball Run and Part 8 in five days during the greve… so tell me, are you also speed‑running my heart or do I get to enjoy this arc slowly?
- You’re anxious to be an aunt, emotional enough to get a fever from The Notebook, and you’ve had Nina since you were 9 — I don’t need a procedure de ruptura to know you’re the kind of person someone builds a life (and a dog) with.
- If Stonathan is canon and Severance won’t disappoint you, can we make a new endgame? ByChance we meet on rita tuit, slowburn in Viçosa, and season 3 is just us arguing about sushi vs. Romeu e Julieta.
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Future med or something at Coluni UFV. Once cried so hard at The Notebook I had to get an IV. Travels with 40kg luggage and too many feelings.– @_nanapassos
Your signature cocktail
Rita Tuit Neve & Drama Fizz
This cocktail is strong but playful, like booking 28 hours of travel to go to that CU while joking about it in "vou ficar 28 horas sentada pra ir pra esse CU". The cachaça with guava and lime nods to her Brazilian roots and campus life at coluni, ufv plus the chaotic humor in "queria ter um caminhao e capotar ele no coluni". Sparkling sake/prosecco brings the fizzy, aspirational side of going from heat to snow in "inveja de quem esta na praia agora, mas eu vou pra neve fugir desse calor insuportavel" and dreaming of big trips like "rita patagonia 2029!!". Pink grapefruit juice adds a bittersweet hit for all the melodrama and self-sabotage in "sim eu não sei lidar com meus sentimentos e desconto tudo em maneiras de me prejudicar" and "eu so me enrolo em problema". The chili-honey syrup captures her hot-and-cold mix of affection and chaos, from killing a 74‑day streak in "matei um foguinho de 74 dias me perdoa bianca💔💔💔💔💔💔" to gleefully declaring "eu adoro confusao eu adoro problema eu adoro me meter em problema". Finally, the edible glitter over crushed ice is the dramatic, sparkly flair of someone who cries at The Notebook until they need an IV in "eu chorei tanto mas TANTO que eu fiquei com febre e enxaqueca e tive que ir tomar soro de TANTO CHORAR" and lives in the hyperbolic, fandom-filled universe of "stonathan canon" and "rita tuit so nos vicios cumulo da sociedade".
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a distinctly Gryffindor blend of impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to throw themselves into chaos. They openly admit to loving drama and trouble in a way that’s almost a self-aware hero-complex: “eu adoro confusao eu adoro problema eu adoro me meter em problema eu adoro drama eu adoro me enrolar em problemas” and “eu gosto de me meter em problema ne”. They recognize their own lack of brakes and need for supervision, which fits Gryffindor’s reckless side more than the calculated nature of Slytherin or the steady patience of Hufflepuff: “eu nao posso ser deixada sem supervisao eu preciso de um asulto tendo certeza que eu não faço merda”. There’s a readiness to push themselves to extremes emotionally and physically, like crying so hard at The Notebook they needed an IV: “eu chorei tanto... que eu fiquei com febre e enxaqueca e tive que ir tomar soro de TANTO CHORAR”, which reflects passion-over-prudence. At the same time, they show strong attachment and protective warmth toward loved ones—calling someone “minha metadinha q me deixa tao segurinha” and being intensely excited about becoming an aunt (“to tao ansiosa pra ser tia mds mds mss mss mds aiii”)—suggesting the fiercely loyal, ride-or-die side of Gryffindor rather than the more orderly, peace-seeking Hufflepuff. Overall, the preference for jumping headfirst into problems, high emotional stakes, and dramatic engagement with life points most strongly to Gryffindor.
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Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A well‑known song that best fits @_nanapassos is “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry, because their timeline is full of intense feelings, drama, and hyper-emotional teenage energy. They swing between chaotic humor and genuine vulnerability, like when they say “sim eu não sei lidar com meus sentimentos e desconto tudo em maneiras de me prejudicar” and “eu adoro confusao eu adoro problema eu adoro me meter em problema eu adoro drama eu adoro me enrolar em problemas”, which mirrors the reckless, all‑consuming emotions in the song. There’s also a strong sense of sentimental attachment and growing up, as seen in “tenho a nina desde que eu tinha 9 anos e ano que vem faço 19 mds😭😭”, echoing the song’s nostalgia for youthful intensity. Their mix of romantic obsession, pop-culture fandom, and dramatic life updates—like “vou ficar 28 horas sentada pra ir pra esse CU” and “lembro da vez que eu vi the notebook pela primeira vez e eu chorei tanto mas tanto mas TANTO…”—fits perfectly with the over-the-top, heart-on-sleeve energy of Teenage Dream.
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